*Staring at out of focus Iguana* They don't make movies like this anymore

Beginning to align my names with "Unhinged Shit Drifter Players Would Call Themselves"

Thinking about Cyclonic Rift cat and only Cyclonic Rift cat today. Source: x.com/mtgjp/status... #MTGStrixhaven

got sent a very funny clip last night so I spent the morning labbing the interaction to see if you could kill off it and was reminded Urien is the coolest character in any game ever

Coach says become Scottish I say aye marm

fromsoft game narrative discourse often misses how the words are very good. item descriptions blah blah yeah sure. but "all things flourish, whether graceful or malign" is very good words

Went to a neat concert, rolling for a bit, on my way home to a coke zero and laying down pretty ideal for an old guy like me

MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend? SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern

it ain't bad!

My screen name has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my screen name.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanuts... Chat I'm gonna do it

if you only buy indie games that have been vetted by 1k+ reviews you go to super hell. spend 5 dollars on a game that looks neat and has 10 reviews.

damn *everybody* getting got by that fake Liliana

Me and a friend coaching someone through playing Final Fantasy 8 for the first time "Please understand it was pre 9/11" "You simply couldn't make the child soldier highschool the same way in 2026" "You just can't tell stories about how much your highschool teacher wants to sleep with you anymore"

on one hand, a fixed and functional version of Epic is good on the other, I think the 2026 sickos could make a cycle of epic spells worth casting and I want those too

it's a good bit

This art is beautiful but the implication that the reserved list is over (for the digital version of the game) is so deeply annoying

How do you do, fellow kids?

Once again Rest in Piss

When you find snacks you forgot about in the fridge

I'm not even on the same page, I'm constantly trying to find the edh equivalent of 12-pool Zerg rush.

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Always looking for the edh equivalent of Guard Cancel Demon Cradle

VYPER'S NICE. WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF HER #deadlock #vyper

They RPing in all chat

*really high in the hotel room* No you see for the art of brainstorm to qualify as good it has to feature both a brain *and* a storm that's just mathematics

Every PS1 game is like "the hardware sucked shit but the genius programmers tricked it into playing games" and every N64 game is like "you could run crysis on this thing but no one actually knew what they were doing"

*indulgently from his hedonism sofa* hmmmmmmmm I should have someone brew a commander for me, I'm quite tired and full of grapes

Cooper has helped so many people, with his actions and words countless times. If you can help him in any way with this journey please do. He is worth it.

"Oh I'm glad they finally got a grappler on here!" "You are?! Why?" "Simple! If I die off two interactions, I won't have to watch the rest of the show!"

Rewatching Lady in the Water (2006) tearing my group chat apart

STEVE HARVEY: things you do not want flying through the window AUNT MAY: murder goblin

Thanks so much to @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social for coming and hanging out with us (and @thebenwa.bsky.social too 💚) We'll be back next week Tuesday at the same time! Remember, if you're in Wisconsin: Supreme Court Election on April 7th! Get out there for Chris Taylor 💪💪 LETS GET THAT 💙 STATE SC!

i played Armageddon if you need a board state update

Rest in piss

updating the meme for current times

Hmm. Rakdos Edh Cube. Hmm.

huge, if true

Said goodbye to a smelly, skrunkly old bean today. I miss her already

sometimes @girldickenergy.bsky.social will post baffling MTGO room descriptions

rip kid cudi you would have loved section 730 of the magic the gathering comprehensive rulebook

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING

Every white inclusive deck I have deals with the question "do you benefit from Sun Titan" and frankly the answer is often yes

🤔🤔🤔 I was a lock until the whole job thing collapsed but maybe I go anyway

The first thing I said when I saw this stupid filter was "This looks like some Play Now For Free My Lord" bullshit