When I gotta kill Jim in the Spice Wars

Getting old is realizing that Bioshock 2 is the best one

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*A week after a series of interviews with no word* Oh so you hate me, I am being ACTIVELY Blacklisted, and I have to move to Taiwan to escape the shadow this will cast over my career right got it I see

Dungeon Chill Manifests

waiting in a ticketmaster queue while 2000 scalper bots eat everything ahead of me and the show is sold out in 2 minutes where have I felt this before

no more mass appeal

what do you MEAN you just want to sleep all day and you aren't gonna get jobs to help out your dad

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

OH YEAH IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER

We don't want to talk about it

Really into Idle Games rn because they give me a lot of time to look at my cats and cuddle my cats and sometimes pick up my cats when they are trying to stick their head in the dirty dishes in the sink

Hey, Vancouver! There's a protest against those friggin data centers on saturday! I cannot make it due to a prior engagement doing a different kind of worker solidarity, but I encourage you to check it out! Lots of good people will be there.

Your Angle or Your Devil

They have already made themselves EXTREMELY at home

Rest in peace Fleem

i think about this a lot still

Babies are sleepy after spending all day HARASSING THEIR FATHER

I WILL KNOW NO PEACE

wizard of barge most based artist of all time ig

wizards don't even print to demand anymore they just look at you like this

The insane lengths companies will go to not have to provide job protection to the people making them money hand over fist continues to be an embarrassing look!

Thinking about fast forwarding to Monday by going to sleep at 4pm because I do not have my beautiful children yet

There's actually a trick up my sleeve and its called Nasir Gebelli

Just flew in from the pet supply run and boy are my arms tired

Various Types of Women

I have just been approved to adopt two perfect goblin babies today is a good day

magic as Garfield intended

I feel like this cards could quite comfortably be Game Changers tbh

*Wretching, trying not to throw up* No Google No I Am Not Going To Do That

I work very hard not to reach for my shovel when I hear that someone I introduced to edh got completely finance pilled, bought a bunch of the DanDan lair, and advises against me even asking to buy one from him directly because he anticipates them being $500+ soon so, you know, this change is decent

The thing that makes dungeon crawler games difficult to recommend to people who don't share that particular sickness is that I think it is funny and entertaining when the dungeon designers are deeply unfair to me.

I want to talk about Shin Megami Tensei IV and how in an attempt to create new demons based on American folklore they created the literal embodiment of Chemtrails. megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Chemtrail

4/4 interviews down for this particular job. I get a little treat and then it's back to applications

Trying to convince myself the development of childhood core memories are at play here and no, gaming did not peak in the year 2000, but gamers its hard its so hard

show me a cool deck I want to see a cool deck

AI bros are so insufferable I miss finance bros what have we come to

Had a bizarre appetite to revisit 00s Era rpgs and it is actually genuinely frustrating how often Breath of Fire brushes with greatness without sticking the landing

consider this

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One of the orgs I support, Rainbow Railroad, is one I recommend reaching out to for anyone who feels unsure about their personal safety in the US (www.rainbowrailroad.org).

fake magazine covers from what appears to be an ARG for The Avalanche's new album - eyes popping out tex avery style

Yeah all these interviews for gainful employment would be cool but the only thing I'm *really* gunning for rn is this adoption application for some cats I put in recently going my way