Jeffrey Epstein will not be added in the next 'Minecraft' update.

So it sure looks like someone invented a fake Russian advance in Ukraine to manipulate the online gambling market Polymarket. Gamblers are making money by betting on the outcomes of battles big and small in the war. Edited map is run by DC-based think tank www.404media.co/unauthorized...

Smushed like mochi... (Don't worry this is Sami Enrichment™) 🎨: @noarustar.bsky.social

Sometimes you don’t need a joke or a caption. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

Butt dial and booty call mean very different things despite having nearly the same words

really went dark for the sequel

The Smiling Friends go to a furry convention.

Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image

It's that time of year!!! Rare Zarlo and Noya stuffed moment! T4T (tummy for tummy)

They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!

Yes! Finally! #latex

Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something

[ fatfur ] OH and something older i cant remember if i posted or not kisses for braiii ( @shi3ly.bsky.social )

With the Kimmel stuff few weeks ago, I decided that I would only watch Zootopia 2 on the High Seas This only further cements my decision I'd rather deal with the risk of being spoiled while I wait than to give my money to a company so eager to dismiss Art desipite owing its reputation to said Art

Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.

i have completed my magical training and am now a board certified deeruid (i ate the paper) 🎨 @kirillbrib.bsky.social

My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot

Chocolate and cigarettes have the same flavor profile

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

Mamdani is so good at this he charmed The Felon into joking around about being called a fascist, even patting Zohran on the arm affectionately. Amazing.

When I was a kid I thought a tale of two cities was about Minneapolis and St Paul

Microwaving aluminum foil until I have cookies

cute lil roo!!

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

Your honor, free bird was playing

pet pet pet pet pet pet pet pet uhhh pet pet pet pet

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

We found him ... the Blues Father

So that's why he's called the head of state

for all the millennials trying to figure out what the news means hopefully this helps!

can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic

Disney wants you to cancel your subscriptions so badly.

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Hey is anyone else really bothered by the design of JFK/UMass and how you have to change platforms to switch between lines going the same direction Because it pisses me off a lot and I basically never even use the station

I wonder when vore 2 is gonna come out

And poof!! a bit of magic and they're back to normal!- well- normal enough! - Robin and Prince for @thunderkid92.bsky.social

Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling

this is literally never not accurate

3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.

Why does it have to be a canes that opens so close Why can't we have something actually good

I want so many baked goods