SEAN PAYTON, YA BETTA CALL SOMEBODYYYYY

this is the sickest shit ive ever seen

Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E." The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop." consequence.net/2026/01/drop...

Telling the story of the American Deal - how it was forged, how it broke, and what the hell we do about it. Part 2 of 3.

absolutely right. it's the sharp end of federal social media accounts rhapsodizing about deporting 100 million Americans. no point calling it anything else.

the rightwing disinfo system is phenomenal at convincing Americans to believe something untrue about something they don't experience ("X city you'll never visit is a burnt husk"). But it's a losing proposition to keep telling people "this thing you regularly experience is different than you think"

not my house but i know my way around

"nothing stops college football!!" college football will be stopped for about seven months starting a week from tomorrow

slightly diminish a game this car of mine

My daughter is 7, autistic and mostly nonspeaking. I will say “I’m gonna get that…” and if she says “belly!” she get tickles Today she came up to me and put my hand on her stomach and said the whole sentence “I’m gonna get that belly” and I’m not crying you’re crying

or if they obtain a position on the institution‘s faculty, yes I want an Advanced Social Science Inquiry seminar run by Dr. Diego Pavia and I don’t think that’s too much to ask

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

hyperextended the ligament in my left thumb reclining on the beach and reading a massive hardcover. a goddamned reading injury.

I think it's the paragraph that comes after that is even more telling. Any fairminded outsider who has any actual contact with Downing Street at any point under this government knows that the answer is the first one, not 'woooo, there's a stakeholder coming to eat my time'

The hater becomes a waiter at the table of success

worst performance by an alabama squad since gettysburg

This what happens when a total imposter plays a real college football progrum right here

break up the SEC for firewood

TIRED: Top 4 seeds are 0-6 WIRED: Enemies of the University of Texas are 0-4

Kalen DeBoer on 4th down: You’re playing checkers. I’m playing chess. Curt Cignetti: Yeah, it’s a checkers tournament, motherfucker.

Right before the holiday, Drew and I recorded a fun-sized end-of-year Distraction. We agreed that 2025 sucked, but both left it feeling more optimistic than we began. I was kind of "on one" in this one, but I stand by the concept of "prescription-strength Ludens." defector.com/goodbye-to-a...

thanks to @ranchogordo.bsky.social I do have a hilarious substitute bean on deck, bc what could possibly be more cooked rn www.ranchogordo.com/products/buc...

the color and cut of Oregon’s uniforms suggests that they’re playing in gym shorts, which lends a pleasantly casual vibe to the whole affair

bunch of dumbass bros stammering through “as a father of a girl, as the son of a mom, as a brother to a sister” because they decided to blow up a college girl’s life for fun and because they have zero idea how to be responsible adults. way to go pat and the barstool bros

Hook Em all and let god sort em out

Hook 'Em making a Cheez-It angel.

TEXAS WINS THE CHEEZ IT CITRUS BOWL

the whole business would be better if the first and third categories were wholly subsumed into the second

Bowls are evenly divided into three categories: 1) grimly-staged, pointless affairs that occasionally redeem themselves through insane gameplay 2) gleeful, exuberantly stupid spectacles in which the game might or might not be good but who gives a shit 3) actually meaningful college football

love bottoming out at the sausage factory carousel

OH GODDAMMIT I ONLY JUST REALIZED THAT THIS NEW MEXICO BOWL WAS LITERALLY ABOUT RED OR GREEN

I stand by my remarks

feels like a good time to remind folks that everyone’s a lobo, woof woof woof

night ham loading

the same way we all got weird in whatever way we are: slowly at first, then all at once

bathrobe off apron on it’s ass-whipping time

Now all the Aggie fans have to look forward to is Christmas and their annual celebratory reenactment of January 6th

it just does not get any better than this

i was a highwayman along I-44 i did ride

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

what the world needs now is Big Dumb Muschamp Football

seriously, though, either the NYT has no ethical standards or Brooks has to go, prima facie

I read American Canto and I think it’s wonderful. haha jk