Good News: Israel has officially failed to qualify for the 2026 World Cup after being defeated by Italy, 3-0. Bravo, Italia. The world thanks you.

Due to unfortunate circumstances beyond my control, I'm awake

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

Remember when COVID vaccines were first available? Remember how they saved lives and helped us move toward normalcy? Remember how relieved and grateful we were? Remember how amazing our healthcare workers were? Remember how science rescued us?

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Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

The extremely simple fact is that Jeff Epstein was the most notorious child sex trafficker in history, and the President of the US was his close personal friend for decades Acting like this is complicated is absurd. The man knew what Epstein did, didn't care, and participated

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Some days you get out of bed and do a thing. Some days you stay in bed and suffer for that thing you did. It's called balance.

I mean, sure, "Elephants never forget" is cute and all, but "corvids carry generational grudges" is both factually correct and _sick as hell_

It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Won't. Stop. With. Immigrants. It. Will. Move. On. To. The. Next. Group. He. Hates.

When my dog is getting weighed I make sure to take off his leash, and I know he’d do the same for me

I miss the days when the most exciting thing to happen during the week was my dad bringing home a bucket of KFC chicken for dinner.

A sense of humor is critical to your survival when you are suffering from chronic illness. Sure, you need food, water, meds, medical treatments, housing, and other stuff like that, but a sense of humor is what holds it all together when your illness is being a motherfucker.

I need a big red circle and arrow around me that says “Don't ask me how I feel or I'll actually tell you this time” like some sort of shitty clickbait YouTube video

Anyway, I do believe it's dog o'clock

I’m a voracious reader. It’s also soothing for me. Summer Reading List: Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon The Recognitions by William Gaddis The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness by Michelle Alexander and Cornel West The God of the Woods: A Novel by Liz Moore

Books aren't meant to be universally adored. If you don't like something you read, it's not personal. It's just not for you. And, as authors, our job isn't to make ourselves palatable for everyone. It's to make our stories essential for the reader who needs it more than anyone else.

He’s just casually threatening Russia with nuclear submarines now…

And now, a message from Hillary Clinton 🤨#ImpeachTrump

Ducks eating watermelon: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/...

Nothing makes me feel stronger than knowing that I have a dad who will always guide and protect me. We are stubbornly alike and fiercely loyal. I am blessed to be his. I love you, Daddy. Happy Father’s Day to all the men who are present, compassionate role models.

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me when I got my book draft back from my editor 🥳

You know what? Buy yourself those books you want. You deserve it.

Who gets outed as a sexual abuser and then posts a poem about being so above it all… well, that would be my ex lmao

Well. I think it’s safe to post now that my revolting parasite of an ex-abuser has tucked his tail and run off of social media. I will be keeping my thread up. I can’t fully express what everyone’s support means to me. It WILL help me heal. Thank you. And fuck abusers. 🖕🏻🖕🏻

Abuser Alert, Ladies be careful 🚨

@xposethelies.bsky.social screenshots are forever, dummy

Looks like I’m gonna have to warn people about my psycho ex on here, too

Recovering from mouth surgery blows, 0/10 would not recommend

A large group of doctor's appointments is also called my life

knees weak, arms are heavy just woke up, lying down already. or whatever Eminem said

Need to add Baldur’s Gate 3 to this

I fucking love all my nerdy collectibles, they make me so happy