Jesse Kubanet
@jessekubanet.bsky.social
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What a week, huh?
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Gossip you aren’t sure about
about 1 year ago
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When you’re in Boston and it’s raining hard at 12:45:
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The Onion
about 2 months ago
Grandma Concerned About Dinner Roll Count
https://theonion.com/grandma-concerned-about-dinner-roll-count-1819571169/
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I found Scaffold through
@iamchrisscott.bsky.social
’s wonderful piece on the DARE programs in schools, and have loved the mag ever since. Thrilled to have a piece published!
www.scaffoldlit.com/microwriting...
about 2 months ago
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Silly Goose Press
about 2 months ago
ISSUE SIX HYBRID GEESE
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KOTH Screens
about 2 months ago
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derek guy
2 months ago
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
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darth™️
2 months ago
really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
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Peter
2 months ago
i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
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McSweeney's
2 months ago
"While you’re welcome to try it, my feeling is that man-to-man defense simply isn’t an option. Some teams like to play a box-and-one, which generally works well against most lycanthropes. With Teen Wolf, though, you have to be careful."
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Covering Teen Wolf: One Coach’s Guide
Used to be, the key to beating Teen Wolf’s Beavers was just to play them on any night there wasn’t a full moon. We were unlucky one season in that ...
https://buff.ly/p5Jv6ms
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A great piece on again, the coolest thing to happen in the last 100 years. Theft is cool!
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2 months ago
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Jerad Walker
11 months ago
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
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KOTH Screens
3 months ago
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Spike Friedman
3 months ago
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Emily C. Hughes
3 months ago
it remains so FUCKING annoying that every piece of advice about getting up and moving your body first thing in the morning is correct
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I was in attendance tonight and Mavs fans were just laughing after each bucket, what can you do?
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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CJ Fogler
3 months ago
You have to be shitting me... Ohtani homered again
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Chris Scott
3 months ago
I get paid 7 figures a year to come up with this shit. Some stuff I have cooking up for you to look forward to: Amazon Prime changing to Amazon Plus. Paramount Plus changing to Paramount Now. HBO Max changing to just HBO. I fucking hate all of you and I will never stop.
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Thank you
@pointsincase.com
for posting this silly one
www.pointsincase.com/lists/the-hi...
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The Hinge Profile of a World War I Soldier
Let’s make sure we’re on the same page about---The fact that I do NOT have trench foot.
https://www.pointsincase.com/lists/the-hinge-profile-of-a-world-war-i-soldier
3 months ago
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The Onion
3 months ago
Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored
https://theonion.com/bored-national-guard-goes-door-to-door-asking-if-chicagoans-have-any-order-they-need-restored/
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@cjzero.bsky.social
idk if you’ve seen it but there’s an excellent moment in the Nashville 911 trailer where a dude on a Segway gets sucked into the sky by a twister
3 months ago
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Can I offer anyone a Knife Bag in these trying times?
3 months ago
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My first piece for
@pointsincase.com
is live!
www.pointsincase.com/articles/rit...
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Rite Aid Closed All Its Stores, But I’m Still in the Bathroom
I’m still in here. Waving my arms at the bathroom motion sensors to keep the lights on.
https://www.pointsincase.com/articles/rite-aid-closed-all-its-stores-but-im-still-in-the-bathroom
3 months ago
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The Onion
3 months ago
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
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3 months ago
Slipknot Travels To India To Begin Psychedelic, Free-Love Phase Of Career
https://theonion.com/slipknot-travels-to-india-to-begin-psychedelic-free-love-phase-of-career/
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Points in Case
3 months ago
Zapruder Thesis Film (1928): Zapruder receives D minus. Teacher calls it the biggest disaster he’s ever seen captured on film.
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Zapruder’s Filmography
Zapruder Thesis Film (1928): Zapruder receives D minus. Teacher calls it the biggest disaster he’s ever seen captured on film.
https://www.pointsincase.com/lists/zapruders-filmography
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No one has ever had a worse weekend than Mark Sanchez
3 months ago
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I’ve never once clicked on comments and thought “I’m glad I did that! I learned a lot!”
3 months ago
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#Dodgers
3 months ago
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I’m at the point in packing for a move where the boxes are getting weird. Air Fryer + Seinfeld Monopoly? Sure.
3 months ago
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CJ Fogler
3 months ago
Solidarity, brothers and sisters
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Ever channel should break in live for Shohei Ohtani batting/pitching like it’s the OJ Chase
3 months ago
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This is painfully good
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3 months ago
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The Onion
3 months ago
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
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Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...
https://theonion.com/hungover-hegseth-struggling-to-remember-how-he-ended-up-in-room-full-of-generals/
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I got completely sucked into this story by
@iamchrisscott.bsky.social
so good!
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3 months ago
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Teenagers walking in a group and one has headphones on. What is that? I don’t understand
3 months ago
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The Onion
4 months ago
Grizzled Band-Aid Weathers Third Shower
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For audio books, no matter who it is, with about 40 hours of content, you will hate the person by hour 30
4 months ago
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Luke O'Neil
4 months ago
I can at least get young men being swindled by beefy jocks telling them how they can bench press their way to pussy but will never get the appeal of all these little wieners with their PlaySkool briefcase shtick.
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This is EXCELLENT
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4 months ago
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the hype
4 months ago
Adopt a highway. Marry an underpass. Get into a custody dispute with a bridge.
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The very true story about Matt Prater's journey from Arizona to SNF glory. Apollo 15:
open.substack.com/pub/jessekwr...
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Apollo 15
The Tao of Matthew Prater
https://open.substack.com/pub/jessekwrites/p/apollo-15?r=2pbgbd&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
4 months ago
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One minute into NFL Sunday and we’ve got a Join ICE ad. Excited for a fun and normal season!
4 months ago
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A podcast hosted by Doc Rivers and RFK it’s called “arguugiuhhheghghh”
4 months ago
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Jerry Jones' life is exactly Forrest Gump but he's bad
4 months ago
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Travis comma bitch
9 months ago
I'm a sympath - the same thing happened to me but worse
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Chris Scott
4 months ago
He’s announcing that he’s dead
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The Onion
4 months ago
The U.S. Open By The Numbers
https://theonion.com/the-u-s-open-by-the-numbers/
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