assuming anyone who ever brags about dna, genes or bloodlines is a goddam freak comes out ahead again

May I present the best video to ever hit the internet. That last 30 minutes is especially good. youtu.be/KtQ9nt2ZeGM?...

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/

ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

I suspect right now Stephen Miller and the other nazis are meeting to discuss how a place not as “nice" or "peaceful” as Minnesota will provide better oxygen for their lies and goals of martial law.

We salute these VA workers for honoring #AlexPretti. As they say, "We are healthcare workers for veterans. We know what heroes look like." youtube.com/shorts/bgCcE...

The Pro-ICE Primal Scream Chorus Fragments and The Underbussing Begins talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-p...

We did predict it. And we were called alarmist.

It's not just that these professional politics observers somehow failed to spot the obvious rise of American nativist thuggery. It's how much energy they devoted to arguing the real problem was the volume, tone, and vocabulary of those raising the alarm about it.

The courage of Minnesotans is contagious.

Oh well if this murder doesn't sway public opinion there will be another one tomorrow.

I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street

it's wild how since the 1990s (at least) the whole conservative movement has been jerking off in public to fantasies of the white male gun owner standing his ground in general and against a rough, unaccountable, masked, federal over reach police-military force..... and here we are.

In the same way whispering wasn’t invented for compliments, having a secret police isn’t for good, legal and moral activity.

That Five-Year-Old Was No Angel

”ICE has conspired to break into American homes without warrants based on secret and dubious legal theories. But someone needs to be asking: can those homes afford enough groceries?” Democrats in Congress polish their message for the midterms.

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

Next time he visits Xi they should 100% troll him by having him tour wind turbine factories in a hard hat.

Q: How do I unlock Sunglasses Macron? A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.

If Macron doesn't want to do it publicly then his generals can at least inform US generals.

Important perspective from Greenland.

The Original Sin of Digital Media Was the Belief That Digital Journalists Were Part of the Tech Business talkingpointsmemo.com/tpm-25/the-o...

So Iranian protesters thought Trump was going to come to their aid, he didn't and now at least 16000 of them are dead. Well done, everyone.

I still think it would be a lot easier, cheaper and final to just say French nukes are on standby. Also: This is the list of things we're going to do if this blackmail escalates.

Looks like there's a market for smash and grab or bullet proof glass in America. Enterprising South Africans could clean up.

Can a species die of embarrassment?

How many moms need to get shot in the face before members of congress support a sec Noam impeachment?

Employee of the month tbh

i know this isn't exactly mindblowing but i'm fucking mad that it's easier to become an ice agent than to get a us visa slate.com/news-and-pol...

This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.

There honestly cannot be a satire cutting enough to make fun of Americans. What the fuck do you mean the highest colonial ideal you could imagine was a parking lot with McDonald's on both sides

I want to find the consultant who convinced Dems to stick with this framing, tie them to a stake, light a match, and tell everyone they have to decide between caring about saving them or caring about milk being 2% cheaper

My History degree tells me that the way to hold a president accountable is for exactly one (1) member of each racial group to file an article of impeachment, because once all the races of the realm have inserted their impeachment key, that activates the powers of the marshal of the Supreme Court.

Hopefully Maduro has 250k for a pardon.

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

If you watch just one thing today, make it this: knowyourmeme.com/videos/43374...

Do you think Trump will give another "Putin just wants Ukraine to succeed" line or a "Vladimir, STOP!" post on Twitter? Place your bets.

you can tell so much about people by whom they give the benefit of the doubt to

See that’s the kind of talk that gets you buried in an unmarked grave on a second-rate golf course

Massie: Previous presidents told us to go to war over WMDs that did not exist. Now it's the same playbook. Except we're told that drugs are the WMDs. If it were about drugs, we'd bomb Mexico or China or Colombia. This is about oil and regime change.

I'm not even going to repost a screengrab of his post about Rob Reiner but man it really needs to be said every single day: Trump truly is the biggest piece of shit in the world, a man of absolutely no good qualities and seemingly limitless bad ones. Support for him is just so damning.

This is a real headline on the New York Times website. Support independent media.

There hasn’t been enough appreciation for how thoroughly BENNIE THOMPSON humiliated FBI official GLASHEEN after he tried to sell the lie that ANTIFA is the top domestic terror threat. The claim collapsed because it’s a cover. Check my latest… open.substack.com/pub/cwebbstu...

Truly embarrassing

Who has made this 🤣

I worked for Frank Gehry. Because of him, I went to The Simpsons Halloween party, had a key to the Disney Concert Hall, met amazing artists. Frank was wonderful to me. When I left his office, he said you'll do big things, just try to stay out of politics. Sorry, Frank. Your memory is a blessing ❤️

We're doing pogroms in America now

yeah AI Ben Garrison is incredible