This would have been a great idea, but the White House theater was located in the East Wing…and alas, it’s gone.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

An incredibly Trump-era headline theintercept.com/2025/11/17/p...

Before anyone gets too carried away here.

Immigration ✨ IS A GOOD THING ✨

You know what would be hilarious? If Bill Clinton released a public statement saying that it is true.

a “Space Force”, if you will

Two prosecutors are now going to have to deal with the question, “wait aren’t you the guys who lost the sandwich case?” for the rest of their lives.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

It took literally hours for the nytimes to start talking about what Mamdani's wife's wearing.

We've got you 👍

Anyway, yet another reminder that "debate me bros" were always full of shit, and anyone who claims that they were actually about free speech or real discussion over ideas is lying or gullible. www.techdirt.com/2025/09/17/t...

It's incredibly normal to feel uncomfortable being near people who are different from you. And your job as a human being is to feel a little ashamed of that, grow the fuck up, and get over it.

Okay this made me laugh very hard. Bravo and more please. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

OBAMA: “What if I sent the National Guard into Texas and said I don’t care what Governor Abbott says… and just kind of took over?” Imagine that. Fox News would’ve held a 96-hour emergency broadcast with 18 split screens and a countdown to “Tyranny Day.” But when it’s Trump doing it? Crickets.

This is why the costumes are honestly brilliant. Ngo, who has never said a truthful thing in his entire life (remember the concrete milkshake?) now has to convince people inflatable Sesame Street and animal costumes are violent terrorists. Sometimes you just need an image too silly to demonize.

Someone should make one of these giant frog style costumes that looks like an Irish Mammy. Then you can protest as Aunt Aoife.

you'd think a prominent news outlet like the New York Times might mention that "antifa" isn't an actual organization in a long story about antifa, but nope! and the subhead helps props up a false claim this professor was up to something seedy as something up for debate

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

I'm not a biblical scholar, but I think "Don't take the Lord's name in vain" is less about yelling "Jesus effing Christ!" when you stub your toe, and more about calling yourself a "Christian" while starving the hungry, denying medicine to the sick, and being violently hostile to immigrants.

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

Hegseth said yesterday he wants to ban any symbols of “superficial individual expression” by people serving in the military. Of course, he was probably talking about dangerous things like rainbows.

Fat Man and Little Boy bombed.

If you're blaming the Democrats for the shutdown of a government that is run entirely by Republicans, why stop there? Go wild, man. Blame the shutdown on leprechauns, or the Seattle Mariners, or maybe the cast of "She's the Sheriff." You've decided facts don't matter, so have some fun with it!

lol the whining that AI is trained on it really is especially hilarious

All capital I's should have serifs to distinguish them from lowercase l's

For 26 but especially 2028 it's time for Democrats to make clear that the current Supreme Court will have to be reformed (expanded in number, reformed in structure) to allow popular govt to continue in the United States. Not so much a litmus test as precondition for any other promise to be credible.

Can someone just ban the nytimes from ever using the word "norms". It isn't a "norm" being broken, it is the law. The guy didn't tweak an HR process.

Remember when the big scandal was Biden preemptively pardoning people?

Remember that the Trump Administration demands you idolize these agents and not condemn them. But they’re Gestapo trash.

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There was a HUGE contingent of very hacky comics who went anti-Biden/pro-Trump claiming that "woke scolds" were "canceling comedy." Feels like maybe they should be speaking up?

There are two ways you can consume this: “Obama is a weakling who is tacitly endorsing Charlie Kirk because he’s not using the language and tone I would,” or “a professional communicator is making a point, I may not be the audience, and his primary aim may not be my personal emotional needs.”

under this language charlie kirk would not have been allowed to speak on clemson’s campus

Right now we're about half an election cycle away from democrats being labelled terrorist-adjacent and then that's that.

You know what would be really helpful? If normal and also prominent people "came out" as being "on the left". Show our neighbours we're not witches, we're just people that want minority rights, working healthcare, education and public transport.

Charlie Kirk’s "Mexican" Fans Remark Resurfaces After Dallas Cowboys Tribute Kirk: "The Cowboys are so easy to hate. Why is every Cowboys fan like a 5 foot 6 Mexican with long jean shorts?" meidasnews.com/news/charlie...

1/38 Yesterday, I highlighted how Kash Patel's poor handling of the case could put it in jeopardy. But today the FBI's lead-podcaster, doubled-down on *STUPID*, in a public interview that is a defense attorneys dream! Let's breakdown the incompetence: x.com/adamscochra...

Murder is wrong. Pogroms are wrong. Using a murder to incite a pogrom against a small and vulnerable group in society is wrong. (If I’m not mistaken, an assassination was the excuse for the wave of mob but state-sanctioned violence in Russia in 1881 that gave us the term “pogrom.”)

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Let's play "guess the country":

Do the weird naive "centrist" contrarian pundits have a weekly lottery over who gets to write the article whining about how people on Bluesky are mean to them and the site doesn't matter even though they have to keep writing about it? This is like the 6th or 7th week in a row where that's happened.

this is fucking horrifying

Everyone should be held to the same standards.