The Shovel has it right

always remember:

Dieticians wont tell u this but french fries you eat in the car on your way home don’t count as part of the meal

who called it arson and not crime brûlée

“I love the aroma of fresh toffee in the morning!” “Toffee?” “Sorry - I meant coffee. It was a smelling mistake"

Good morning! 🙃

I haven’t done any flower drawings for ages. Maybe I should do some more.

me: duck: woof me: duck: woof me: duck: woof woof vet: yeah I see your problem. It's actually a dog me: so I should stop eating the eggs?

The Celestial Emu proudly watches over Australia. #DarkEmu #MilkyWay #Emu #Astronomy #Australia #NightSky

In any case, Ukraine is inventing the future of warfare (and terrorism).

Today is World Imagination Day. Well, it’s not, but if we all pretend it is…

An owl of despair. If you feel strangely attracted to this cartoon, I can draw one for you! www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

There's a lot of fearmongering about a potential modest change to super tax concessions. As Greg explains, the changes would only marginally affect the very wealthiest; those with over $3m in super, less than 1% of all Australians. It's a good idea. @grogsgamut.bsky.social #auspol

Looks like Labor is about to approve the North West shelf gas expansion, which among bad news for the planet and WA energy costs is terrible for the nearby Murujuga rock art - which is so old, it has one of the first known depictions of the human face australiainstitute.org.au/post/woodsid...

OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/

I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer

You've got a mandate, fucking use it

Australia, are you thinking today? #auspol

Look on my woks, ye Mighty, and this pear!

My friend's organising a football match and asked if I'd like to make up the numbers. I suggested squix hundring and nankety noof.

TIL

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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop theonion.com/gang-in...

Looking for hot singles in your time zone? Call the International Dateline.

Ahead of Germany’s election, with anti-immigrant sentiment rising, they released viral videos showing life without immigrants. History proves that when a country starts erasing certain people, it doesn’t end well. 🧵

Be the strange you want to see in the world

One of the best ideas I have ever heard

Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine theonion.com/cardina...

Thankfully doge respect the rule of law and will honestly comply

Be deplorable

Now more than ever.

This photo* is the most spectacular image of a downburst I've ever seen. Taken from Arthur's Seat on the Mornington Peninsula outside Melbourne yesterday. *Not my photo. Copyright Toby Anderson via Facebook www.facebook.com/share/15ZWEv...

Good Morning! Buenos Dias!

whats the opposite of a suicide squad

A team in Exeter has developed a finger-prick test to classify long Covid into three types: weak antibody response, excess immune response, and unclear patterns. Early results suggest it could guide tailored treatments, but larger trials are needed. www.bbc.com/news/article...

2025 might turn out ok after all

Porktrait If you like this cartoon, I can draw one for you! Amazing! Or any of the others on my website. What a thrilling idea! www.worldofmoose.com/products/por...

If you went to college 1. what was your career goal when you started? 2. your initial major? 3. if you changed majors, what did you change to? 4. what do you do now? 1. didn't have a plan 2. Commerce 3. No, but overloaded with Arts subjects and did an hons year to really draw it out 4. Tech

as profound a meditation on attention as anything I've read

word of the day: nazish

My own opinion is that it's good to signal (through words and/or actions) the virtues that you value; that's one of the most important parts of maintaining a healthy community.

Does Webster even KNOW how to play a ramp shot?? #AUSvIND

I thought this was a really great write up of the creative process.

We sometimes talk about how “good” or “helpful” migrants are when responding to racist politics. These sentiments might be well meaning but they just feed the idea that our worth as people is conditional on our usefulness. But we shouldn’t need to be hardworking or successful to be free from racism.