Brandon Walsh would hate Trump’s tariffs.

"Life is about decisions. Either you write 100,000 words a day or you meet people and develop ties of affection. You can’t do both."

I loved so many parts of the 2025 World Series, but I think my favorite is knowing Kiké's pitching helmet made the trip to Toronto.

College ball at Eckerd? Let's hope he doesn't bring that 17.2 winning percentage to Baltimore. Could they not get a Tampa grad? 😏 #gospartans

Who the hell is Craig Albernaz

U up? #worldseries

Joe Davis has so much makeup on I’m shocked Fox News hasn’t accused him of destroying Western civilization yet. #alcs

I’m prepared to get my heart broken again but please please please don’t do it in the powder blues #phillies

There’s a particular irony in lawyers waxing poetic about AI chatbots destroying “the craft” while relying on algorithmic systems older than most of today’s associates.

tell me when Brian Anderson finishes his extended love letter to Clayton Kershaw

Marsh could probably cover more ground in center if he wasn’t carrying that extra six pounds of water in his jersey. #phillies #drainthemarsh

I’m prepared to get my heart broken again but please please please don’t do it in the powder blues #phillies

How can lawyers keep critical reasoning sharp as AI reshapes research? I explore this idea of “intelligence equilibrium” in a new article: doi.org/10.1080/0270...

enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits

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If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky.

“if they can do this to a senator they can do this to anybody” they already are doing it to everybody wtf do you think weve been saying

What’s happening to America’s libraries is a direct and intentional strike on knowledge, access, and democracy by the Trump administration. Only we can save us. action.everylibrary.org/liblittrump ‪@everylibrary.bsky.social‬

This is state-sanctioned erasure disguised as public input. This administration is handing our shared history to the same political forces undermining vaccine science and public trust. It's setting the stage to knowingly repeat the same injustices it wants to deny. We must fight back, loudly.

Have we tried telling Kyle Schwarber it’s June #phillies

Forty years ago today, three Chicago-area kids skipped high school and decided to go to a Cubs game. Although Ferris Bueller’s Day Off came out in 1986, the scene at Wrigley Field was from a game on June 5, 1985, with Lee Smith on the mound.

She yielded. He could’ve shut up. Instead, he reopened the door just so she could walk back in and hit him with “we can’t build bananas in America.” Incredible own-goal.

Google: phellis brylce haprer? Obviously you meant Phillies Bryce Harper. Here you go. Windows search: Outlok? 🤷 Never heard of her.

HAWLEY: Let's see the Trump chart. You don't think it's a little bit anomalous that Trump has so many more nationwide injunctions against him? KATE SHAW: A very plausible explanation you have to consider is that he's engaged in much more lawless activity than other presidents

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An oldie that was partly inspired by a conversation with the great birder Laura Erickson. The name Bufflehead actually comes from the buffalo.

Monday hot take: The sheer volume of emails in my inbox about health and wellness is negatively affecting my health and wellness. 🙏🛑

ICYMI: Trump fired all of the historians who help keep the Foreign Relations of the United States (FRUS) series transparent and apolitical. The oversight committee is now vacant. FRUS has documented U.S. foreign policy since Lincoln. It needs independent watchdogs. archive.is/1iC5i

On Treason: A Citizen's Guide to the Law is out today in paperback from Ecco Books! In addition to explanations of the law of treason, it includes tales of various accused traitors in American history. I loved writing this book, and I hope you will enjoy it, too. carltonlarson.com/books/on-tre...

🎬 Premiering now: 404: DIGNITY NOT FOUND, a short film about fate, vanity, and the Zoom thumbnail that betrayed me.

America cannot long remain free, nor first among nations, if it becomes the kind of place where universities are dismantled because they don't align politically with the current head of the government.

As a reminder, before becoming Justice Kagan, she was Solicitor General Kagan. So she knows of what she speaks.

Justice Jackson nailed it: “Keep breaking the law until every victim figures out how to sue” is incompatible with the rule of law. #birthrightcitizenship #scotus

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Kagan is highlighting the real-world effect of the SG's position: the government will lose repeatedly in the lower courts. But any plaintiff without resources will still be subject to the EO if the SG doesn't seek cert (or cert is denied).

This. #birthrightcitizenship #scotus

My new clapback js Sotomayor’s “well that’s a lot of words”

whoever made barrel pants a trend hates women almost as much as whoever made bermuda shorts a trend

Elon and the other tech oligarchs didn’t fail to stop fascism. They weaponized Section 230 to launder their role in fueling it. On purpose, for profit. This is a must-read that dismantles the myth of the digital public square.

Uber just invented...the city bus. (Now with surge pricing and no unionized drivers!) 😒

Public bathroom soap dispensers: not a single one has worked correctly in the past 20 years, and apparently we’re all fine with that?

Now that the president has rightly made English the national language, Americans who use Latin terms such as stare decisis and habeas corpus should be subject to unprecedented forms of incarceration. By Jonathan Turley

Stripping people of basic legal help isn’t policy. It’s cruelty. And it’s exactly what the Trump administration wants.

Trump fired the Librarian of Congress without cause. Read @everylibrary.bsky.social's statement here. www.everylibrary.org/trump_fires_...

This is the ideal body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like. 🧹🧹🧹 #Phillies

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I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?

What do ChatGPT and Trump have in common? A tendency to confidently make stuff up.

This is unprecedented judicial overreach and will have a chilling effect on dragon lawyers everywhere reason.com/volokh/2025/...