Vvv vvvv’s Vvvv. Vvvv Vvvv. - Sweep as James Bond.

Thinking of sending #TheArchers publicists a dictionary so they can look up the meaning of rampage.

Away in a manger, the French for 'to eat', a oisseau's a birdy, and pieds is your feet.

They're staying at the Traitors castle aren't they? Mark Bonnar's been hiding since Celebrity Traitors ended and now he's pretending to be a local. Is Helen going to be murdered in the night? (fingers crossed). #TheArchers

sometimes you look at a duck and you just know he's thinking "might do a quack in a minute"

While it may seem redundant to say “pump it up” after encouraging the listener to “pump up the jam,” the author is underscoring the urgency of pumping up said jam; leaving us to ponder the bleakness of living in a world devoid of it.

It's the Seasonal Reposting Competition! Repost this over the weekend, and on Sunday one lucky person will win a signed copy of one of my books. For you or the #crossword addict in your life: 50 fiendish @theguardian.com #puzzles and all the stories behind them: boatmancryptics.co.uk/crossword-bo...

THREAD. A collection of photos I have taken of scarecrows I have stumbled across during walks in the British countryside over the last fifteen years.

There's a Radio 4 series called Superhead and every time I see it in the listings I think it's by or about @quantlck.bsky.social

Have I heard right? Pat and Tony (in their seventies) are looking after four grandchildren including two 3 year olds while the parents all bugger off on a jolly? #TheArchers

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

Just had to start a new tinfoil roll. Absolutely smashed it. #personalbest

Flaming Ada, gadzooks, boggeration. I'll go to the foot of our stairs!

I’ve never felt so disheartened. My small business means everything to me and I want to keep going. Please have a look at my website. Buy things, commission me or repost. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk Thank you.

DaVinci’s Last cup of tea and slice of cake

Robert! Robert the Bear! Everyone knows his name!

Make a band healthcre Blood Test Dummies

Dug up some bones in the garden and I’ve tried to recreate what sort of animal they might have been from. Looks like some sort of snake most probably.

+BBC CLOCK COMPETITION+ We won't be making a run of these but this Bank Holiday weekend you can win a one-off 90s inspired BBC ident clock. Follow, Like & RP to enter. Winner announced Mon AM. We've also restocked our 'Radiophonic' inspired signs & other items. hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com

I Know What You Did Last Supper

A warehouse only appears when there’s a full Moon, otherwise it’s a normal house.

For anyone in or near Nottingham, UK today, there's another #TeslaTakedown protest from 11.00am at the Tesla dealership in Loughborough Road, West Bridgford. Everyone's welcome. Please RP.

If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty down about my small business. I’m working so hard but it’s been very quiet. It’s bloody difficult at the moment. Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word. www.gailmyerscough.co.uk

Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.

Flea, bassist with the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, was very nervous as a child because his parents were always making him jump.

Spent today in a town I'd never been to before, being chased down ever more layrinthine alleys by someone wearing the face of my mother, brandishing a giant wooden spoon and shouting at me in a languade I can't understand. #LivingtheDream

Started watching Box of Delights on the i player tonight. It was magical and marvellous and took me back to the first time I watched it as a kid. Then I noticed it was first released in 1984 - when I was 23 years old.

So Tales from the Crypt is a Christmas film?

Just got here from the other place. Anybody know where the toilet is?