it’s trans day of remembrance, and once again i am asking people to give a shit about trans people *before* they’re dead

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i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment

makima during anime pasadena!! was a fun night at the after party :) #makima #chainsawman #csm #makimacosplay #cosplay

lol I had a feeling something was gonna happen today Cooper apparently had another seizure and while dad and Colin think he will be fine, mom is at the vets with him and I am kind of losing it hahahahahahah

Bluesky Support has suspended this furry congressional candidate's account for no apparent reason. They want to limit his reach and kill his campaign, presumably for not being whatever they consider "advertiser friendly". We really need to get loud about this, and not let them get away with it

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So wait are we getting anything else other than mega Zeraora

I HIT SURPRISE ME AND SHD E TOOK ME TO FUCKING DYKELAND????

The one nay vote was Clay Higgins, a man whose “Controversy” section should include a trigger warning for racism and “Personal Life” section should include another for domestic violence I know, it’s shocking to hear an incredibly racist man who held a wife up at gunpoint did this.

Victor Frankenstein two seconds after he hits the on button on his guy stitched together out of corpses he's been working on obsessively for the last two years

me: wow, truly nothing actually matters. why bother? japanese bunny account: mimi-chan is very fat and slept all day. let's do our best, mikata! me, tearing up: let's do our best, mimi-chan.

responding to a message with “I can’t wait to see everypony there l <3333333” just to feel alive

For some reason Nicocado Avocado was on my fb feed in a Walmart scooter for his former content and yeah. Yeah FB, it’s cause I hate scooters. That’s why.

i am begging liberals to stop being like ”haha Trump is the first gay president XDDDDD” because idk if you guys have noticed but being queer rn kinda sucks and it’d be cool if yall could tone it the fuck down

what should I shiny hunt for in alpha sapphire (using chain method)

i’m horus lupercal and this is jackass

video essay idea: describe the haunting the narrative trope but use Epstein as the primary example

i am 2 years old. the news is talking about bill clinton getting an extramarital blowjob i am 29 years old. the news is talking about bill clinton getting an extramarital blowjob

Zinnia.

This is also my reaction when I learn I'm going to have lunch with 4 trans women

this is a major blow from trump

Pokémon gold/silver/crystal were the original cozy games I will not elaborate, it’s like asking me for verification on the sky being blue.

Yall are ballsy enough to play it on your work computers?

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listen. I somehow doubt Trump actually did a sexual act on Bill Clinton. Bubba was a nickname for Clinton but there’s also a bazillion more people that could be. However, I think we should keep pushing the narrative that it was Clinton, similar to the JD Vance couch thing, as it is VERY funny.

Just a reminder, Susan Collins voted to block the release of the Epstein files. Why is Susan Collins protecting pedophile Jeffery Epstein and his associates? Release the Epstein files.

It’s a mix of funny and not funny how the president of the United States is not only a pedophile, but other pedophiles were like “oh this fuckin guy” about him.

I keep reading Michael Wolff as Michelle Wolf and I keep asking “what the fuck does she have to do with ANY OF THIS”

Man I’m tired, is it bad I want the power to go out again so I can play Crystal Clear lol

honestly being called dirty by Jeffrey Epstein is like Ted Bundy saying “man I think this fella has killed too MANY people!”

Oh man, I sure wish Trump's extensive connections to Jeffrey Epstein had been known before the election

there is so much parsley in this hummus I’m so happy

oi. oi mate. the presidents a nonce

its 9 am and so far today we have learned that jeffrey epstein was advised to blackmail donald trump who spent lots of alone time with children at epsteins house

Fuck it, fuck it. I should run for public office. I will draft a bill that makes it illegal to put annoying music in the background of short form content. It’ll be a crime punished by whatever is funniest to do at the time.

I love Oda’s priorities when writing One Piece. Like nah man he won’t do romance between the Straw Hats but he absolutely will create Yet another arc about how the government hates you and wants you dead, but he will also slip in a Marco Polo pun that’s been cooking for several election cycles.

Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”

Listen I know and I get it that Mega Starmie is referencing some sort of Tokusatsu thing Now fucking explain to me why doggo Zygarde has a blinking butthole

honestly the fact that PL Z-A feels more dangerous than PLA is so fucking funny. what do you mean in the game where it’s highlighted pokemon can kill me, there AREN’T sharks in the middle of a densely populated city that can JUMP OUT FROM THE WATER AND ATTACK YOU

Mood

“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.” -Ta-Nehisi Coates

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as a person from Maine, I’m sorry that we keep electing the most disappointing motherfuckers on the planet and because of the knuckle draggers in our state it will Probably happen again

yall im curious what is the funniest thing ive said

man, pokemon z-a can be so stressful. i'm so glad the french aren't real.