Show at Fat Lady Brewing this past weekend was amazing! Thanks again to @lftf.bsky.social and Guest Bed for having us and our buzzing buddies @beesphilly.bsky.social for always being amazing. We have two gigs in August coming up too including Bar 2300 with @onlyonweekendsband.bsky.social on 8/23!

Happy Teacher Appreciation Day! Here's an educational playlist to familiarize yourself with DIY musicians who are teachers by trade! open.spotify.com/playlist/7xJ...

Like I said before: All Systems Go, live in Philadelphia PA! Alongside the jangly tunes of @lftf.bsky.social, emo grunginess of You’re Laughing, and British acoustic punk by Hena of Call of the Void Bonk’s when the weather’s nice will be a fun time 🌺☀️🤘🏽

Look, I know it’s opening day, but do military jets need to be doing laps over my work for an hour?

might have a fuckinnnnnn eggo waffle and a martini

is there anything more beautiful than looking out the window of a train. being alive is amazing.

I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches

dawg the garlic bok choy from dim sum garden

Hey man they are literally secret policing political dissidents

I hate to admit that so many people drive teslas, so I’ve told myself it’s the same five dorks that are just following me. It’s more reassuring but creepier.

It’s so good to drink coffee, it’s so good to play guitar

if you replaced these guys' inboxes with a woman sportswriter's, they'd commit suicide by lunchtime

Idea for adoptable bonded adult cat pair names: Gentleman & Scholar.

operator: 911, please state your emergency me: uh yeah i want to place a bet on who the next james bond is gonna be operator: yep. ready me: $500 on john smoltz operator: ah, good ol’ smoltzie me: no i said “smoltz” operator: oh i know. that’s just his nickname me: i need to speak to your supervisor

I am the king of eating a bagel at 11pm

Sometimes I will straight up dip a marshmallow in Nutella and then eat it.

🚨 IT'S HERE!🚨 DelCobras' debut single, "THE TURNAROUND" has arrived! You only get a 1st single one time, and I think this one is special. Give it a listen, share it, and let's make it a big one! Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/3GJWa6... Bandcamp: delcobras.bandcamp.com/track/the-tu...

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

i love the lesbian bisexual transgender gay dungeon master community

these are the worst people and deserve worse fates than can be comfortably imagined

been crunching some numbers and can't help but notice there's a lot of us and only one of him

The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

Howie Roseman at the Eagles parade.

I bought this lil Tito’s to make Bloody Marys for the parade in ‘18. It’s lived in the freezer awaiting the next parade for 7 years. Today, we polish it off #gobirds

Our government is being run by the whims of a singular person, who happens to be a Nazi sympathizing, drug addled freak who has more money than anyone on earth from years of massive govt subsidies and inflating his own stocks on Reddit & Twitter. How long are people gonna let this go on?

I figure we’re less than a decade out from The Year of the Whopper

chyron on ESPN reads “MAHOMES MISERY” I am cackling

Wonderful to see the bootlickers lose and philadelphia win. YES BABY🖤🖤🖤

used to pray for times like this 😭😭😭

WE’RE GOING TO BE INSUFFERABLE LMAO GO BIRDS

THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

this is what Putting In The Work as a fan means

how tf is it only 2:30 lol

You heard @rhiannon-comma.bsky.social go birds!!!

dispatches from the most boring end of the world imaginable

lmao our elected defenders of democracy can be defeated by a single sick-looking man in street clothes wordlessly standing in front of a door. we’re cooked.

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

I wanna see the Brutalist so bad but I am also sooo sleepy

oh no not a rent-a-cop. nothing to be done

the democrats seem to believe that we can avoid a constitutional crisis if they simply allow their enemies to violate the law impunity.

Gonna start looking and acting like David Carradine I think

Check out this perfect, beautiful demon.

I think this is going to be the first night where thinking about the impending Super Bowl affects my sleep