Health officials warn of possible measles exposure at York Region hospital

Tonight: hamburger steak, smothered with fried onions and mushrooms, wth fries, gravy and green beans #tgif 😋

Just STOP covering him. He’s not a real president anyway.

Bill Bramhall, New York Daily News

“sweet bread” and “sweetbread” are not synonym rolls.

I grew up on these waters. I’m fighting to make sure future generations can too.

Name a better engineer than a London beaver. We’ll wait. 🦫 These incredible creatures were reintroduced to the city and have already stepped up to stop flooding at a Tube station and restore local habitats. Nature is healing (and civil engineering).

#SeasonOfFirstBreath 🦌 `A Highland stag, mountain lake, shade of a rowan tree` #synthart #AIArtCommunity

#Photography Jumy-M Sunset / 目的地間近のPAにて (photographers on tumblr).

The way he jumped in without hesitation. This is peak dog happiness.

Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake any time and eat it yourself. Nobody checks.

Good morning. Time to exercise the boys @itstroylocke.bsky.social

How about we just follow this rule that a convicted felon can’t actually be president of the United States

Work in medical devices, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.

I’m excited for tonight’s dinner. I’ve never tried this (or legit Wagyu) before but that marbling sure is purty. Gonna sous vide it at 130f for ~2 hours and then sear, and serve with sautéed mushrooms and caramelized onion with a baked potato and roasted broccoli. Will report back.

You know, I 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 feel sorry for him. Getting caught forging antiques because seasoned experts have evaluated the forgeries using highly scientific techniques is one thing; getting caught because you're crap at spelling is just sad. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

BOYCOTT CBS. Never watch anything on it ever again.

heatwave snack plates for dinner are back baby

Marco Rubio when he finds out he’s the new Director of National Intelligence

I brought my 3DS to MCM London and I’m happy to say there are still streetpass sickos out there

Sure, why not start it 10 minutes before bed!

DNA tests confirmed two 800-year-old “hugging skeletons” buried together in medieval Poland were unrelated women, making it the country’s first genetically confirmed same-sex double burial. The discovery challenges long-held assumptions about ancient burial relationships

Archaeologists Were Examining a Tomb—and Found a 2,300-Year-Old Bottle of #Beer #archaeology #China www.popularmechanics.com/science/arch...

Now that's a science headline. Gift link.

Why do my dogs look like they belong to old money and spend weekends at the lake retrieving mallards.

Yes. Yes, I did have fried chicken and waffles with a full side of sweet potato fries and an apple pie milkshake for dinner. I’m an adult and can do what the fuck I want.

the Substack post: shibley.substack.com/p/re-inventi...

“If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.” ― Cicero

Come for the reporting on the new investigative powers... stay for the interesting statement by two councillors who didn't want to take LGBTQ2S+ training. Via Larissa Kurz. leaderpost.com/news/local-n...

I know I missed a couple seasons walking but Is this how they fix it now?

An ancient Greek silver coin depicting a bee! 🐝 😍 Minted in Ephesus, 390-380 BC. Photo Getty Museum #Archaeology

dear god

Just wanted to let you know that the IRS has audited every president annually for decades now to ensure there was no corruption and the reason you didn't know that was because only one president found that to be a problem