Thanksgiving is fraught with stress and family conflict. Christmas comes with emotional baggage and seasonal depression. Halloween, with its demonic vibes and satanic imagery, is the only one that's just pure unadulterated fun.

Bazinga!

Trump is prouder of the Lincoln bathroom than he is of Eric or Don Jr., and it’s not even close.

Coworker: Any plans for tonight? Me: Gonna hang out with my black cats, do some witchcraft, curse my enemies, frighten children… Coworker: Haha you must really love Halloween. Me: What the fuck is Halloween?

For the record, the Kaiser Family Foundation has NOT retracted it‘s prediction. Oz was either mistaken, or, more likely, lying.

I am motivated by the fact that I don’t think any president should get a blank check to murder as many people as he wants with zero oversight based on his opinion that they were transporting drugs without due process or proof presented to anyone. Jesus would agree with me. bsky.app/profile/atru...

“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever.” — G. Orwell, 1984 If you go to the website for Trump’s interagency DC Task Force—the personal Trump army designed to facilitate a *successful* January 6-style self-coup in 2029—this is its logo, I shit you not:

An innocent man wouldn't lose his titles. JS #BelieveWomen #MeToo

“They think that they’re tough. They have no idea how tough we are. They think that they’re hardcore. We are so much more hardcore than they are.” --Stephen Miller speaking to Memphis police earlier this month.

The Trump administration mocks and dismisses protesters as "elderly hippies" but this underscores how truly terrified they are of the power of protesters.

Remember during oral argument on the presidential immunity case when conservative justices scoffed at and mocked the hypothetical that a president with immunity could just start killing whoever he wanted and there was nothing that could be done if he has immunity?

So I guess there’s a reason I never trusted RING.

And I get blamed for it. Like I’m the one who keeps the Stones up…

Of course Trump will be dead by 2029. That is exactly why he needs a third term. by JD Vance

My butler called in sick today and I eventually made my own Cosmo once I figured out the shaker wasn’t voice-activated.

This weekend, we turn our clocks back an hour. The Trump administration, however, has already turned its collective clocks back to the Jim Crow era,

I really feel like targeting @katmabu.bsky.social with criminal charges is going to backfire for the administration.

JD Vance, the second most powerful person in the country, makes a flatly racist comment about immigrants and barely any mainstream news orgs are writing about it? Kudos to my employer, USA TODAY, for unflinchingly allowing me to share my views. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

This is relevant again today. The directive just went out. Keep in mind, it’s illegal for the president to use the military as police without invoking the insurrection act.

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Donald may have a new reality show in his future.

I would rather live next door to someone who speaks another language than live next door to someone who doesn’t want to live near people who speak other languages. I know nothing about Person A but I know person B is a shitbird.

The central lie — the key dishonesty — of modern conservatism is that being judgmental about the ethnicity or language or culture of the person next door is fine and acceptable, but being judgmental of that attitude is elitist and arrogant and closed-minded. What vapid bullshit.

The alleged "victim" in the Kat Abughezaleh indictment was wearing civilian dress. The car is described as govt vehicle, but no description of it being marked. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

She’s protested tirelessly and effectively, and it’s all well-documented, I expect in the end, she’ll beat this, if she can afford the legal representation. Go Kat!

Speaker Mike Johnson is perpetually trying to deceive people. He uses his milquetoast speech and persona to mask his determination to ruthlessly cause harm. He wears his “Christianity” on his sleeve as a decoy from his evil intentions. He is not a good person, he just tries to play one on TV.

And smokers quit between cigarettes.

A federal judge in Chicago had to tell Trump's faux-tough-guy Border Patrol chief not to tear-gas trick-or-treaters. America has sunk so far so fast it's astonishing. My column: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Korea gives Trump the Grand Order of Mugunghwa, a coveted karaoke award.

Missing the days when, if a scary masked man approached us on the street, WE pepper sprayed HIM, not the other way around.

No, it's not. Counterfactuals are really fun, but the counterfactual here is: 1) Trump challenges venue (correctly) and the case arrives in SDFL 9 months after it did. 2) In an attempt to shoehorn the charges into DC, you rely entirely on Official Acts and SCOTUS destroys it along w/the Jan6 case.

“If you have to justify your actions, your actions aren’t justified.” Trump administration using fake video to justify their violence. Gifted article: wapo.st/4nuDGwf

Wouldn’t it be great if we had a functioning Republican Party that had a few people in it who were willing to occasionally stand up and call out the worst abuses of power and corruption of their leader? Instead, the Republican Party operates like an organized crime family.

Just to be clear who’s to blame for SNAP cutoff: 1. Trump admin claims that a $5B emergency fund can’t be used for it. 2. Thune said Trump wants to use SNAP cutoff as leverage. 3. 22 Dem states filed a lawsuit about it. 4. Dems willing to join many Rs for SNAP bill but Thune is blocking vote.

BREAKING Trump's activation of the troops to Portland remains BLOCKED. The Ninth Circuit's en banc bench agrees to hear the case, VACATING a three-judge panel's recent decision pausing the lower court's restraining order. Doc storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Republicans are willing to starve poor children to protect rich men who raped children. It's just another form of child abuse.

Donald Trump was 78 when he was inaugurated, making him the first president whose age exceeds his IQ.

Trump visited a nursing home a few weeks ago. He asked an elderly lady, “Do you know who I am?” and she replied, “No, but if you go to the front desk, they’ll tell you.”

Trump Org’s income in the first half of 2024 was $51 million. In the first half of 2025 it rose to $864 million. A massive percentage came from foreigners. It should be the biggest scandal in the history of American politics. But few even care. www.reuters.com/investigatio...

Shocking new images emerge of Trump grabbing pussies.

Why are fighter jets flying over Bethesda, Maryland? There are no fishing boats here.

Never any discussion of fairness regarding post-pubescent boys playing at the same level as prepubescent boys, which has been a thing forever. Or exceptionally tall/large girls playing with average size girls. The anti-trans sports thing is almost entirely about patriarchy and bigotry, not fairness.

Realllllly didn't think I'd be talking so much about Nazis in the 21st century, but here we are.

If Trump can seek a third term, Obama can too, right?

ICE: thug trash.