Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Is anybody else also deluded enough to think that a thousand paper cranes would be super doable in a relatively short period of time (of course part of the delusion is forgetting how bad leukemia is)?

Well I went into Gantz not knowing anything and it's just so, so creepy and bad. Not going back to that again

I'm reminded of this scene I wrote in Darth Vader, which is born of me pitching "Okay - the reason Droids don't generally beat humans in Star Wars is they don't have blood, as that's where midichlorians are. So, how about syringe-powered vampire robots?" and (rightfully) being told no, kieron, no.

lucky dog

Rewatching Portlandia and there's a joke about queer horror books being too niche. Bro, that's pretty much exclusively the only horror I read

It's a Babymetal kind of day

like everybody else i've been in a bad mood for... you know, a while. and unfortunately the most effective way to stop myself posting through it has been thinking about how if i did i'd just come off like this:

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

This month! The 30th! Alex Easton returns in WHAT STALKS THE DEEP! I know I just had another book out! It’s a lot for me, too! us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Okay. I hate that my supervisor is across the room talking about Ayn Rand and I can't quite tell what his actual opinion there is.

As far as the great experiment that is the United States is concerned we have just about all the data we need and to put it in scientific terms EEEYIKES

Hop in boys, we're going coveting

Y'all this rose latte in Oakland looks too good. It always tastes very good

It caused quite the uproar at the time.

Happy Thursday Make good choices today, or bad choices if they're gonna make you feel good and not hurt anybody

not to self diagnose but i think im hungry

Sorry, but you being a lesbian is definitely not going to stop me from bullying you for being a TERF

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them theonion.com/democra...

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

Y'all. I just found a creamer that you're supposed to mix with Fanta and I think this is why people voted for Trump again

Hey, if a Nazi on the internet tells you to end it all then you're doing something right

As a 35 year old man, I never get quite the same thrill as when I get a new (and usually very basic) formula to work in Excel

Main character syndrome? Nah im pretty sure the main characters are mr & mrs incredible

As an arachnophobe, I've just gotta say spiders are the coolest fuckin' little things

It's been said but if you haven't gotten obsessed over the Clair Obcur soundtrack yet you've gotta get into it

Well, one good thing that's happening is that TikTok Bee Lady is still doing her thing

If you never use it, you never miss it.

LAPD when they think nobody is watching

If you're also frustrated with TikTok's photo comment addition, here's a tip. Just reply to photo replies with covers of Chuck Tingle books. It works every time. Doesn't matter what's happening, it just works.

I don't think I've ever been this excited to see two best friends break up before

That really is the best way of putting it

I FEEL PUNK TODAY SO DO I

First, Happy Pride Second, does anybody else scream "GAAAAAAYYY MARRIAGE" like the dean whenever literally anybody says "gay marriage"around them?

I don't understand how I'm in an argument with people who are defending the psychology of a committed relationship person cheating on their partner

I turned around and Lumps was just politely waiting to play Ticket to Ride

Oh man I know I'm way too far from the first to say it but Windows 11 is running my life

Y'all better be reading Mur Lafferty for those mysteries in space. They're extremely fun

Finally getting to see Parade today. I'm not going to be fine

Sometimes I think I spend too much time yelling at SW Empire defenders. I'ma do it anyway

THIS right here is how you celebrate someone's life

Somebody just told me that Revenge of the Sith defined a generation and I didn't know what that means.

I've needed to go to bed all day

Becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight! It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

Why don't more people realize that Starscream is better than everyone else?