Gotten to the point where all music streaming sucks at showing me new music/stuff i don't listen to daily so I have resorted to listening to the ACTUAL RADIO

What's the economics of a Pokémon Center? They never charge you money. Is it a non-profit subsisting on donations? Is there Pokémon health insurance that covers treatment? Do people in Pokémon world pay taxes to keep them running like a library?

I forgot I had these fuck ass glasses in the car after pranking my friends camera intercom and im imagining a scenario in which someone searches my car and finds them

Tag yourself im the giant communal deep dish pizza

Me finding out Culver's is for rich people

Last time I was at the store with my parents, we were looking at novelty socks and my mom picked these up and said quietly, "Undertale?"

I love it when ppl say bluesky is this like awful place where you get screamed at all day. that doesn’t happen to me i just hang out you must be really annoying if that happens to you

it's good when your neurologist is testing you and goes "huh, that's weird" right?

Side of road bagels, anyone?

I love hatsune miku

I just took the worst rideshare ride of my LIFE and in the last 20 minutes she tried to sell me LIFE INSURANCE and I'm like why??? Am I dying in a rideshare related accident soon????

Megan took a Lyft to see friends. Driver blaring music at car-rattling levels. Went the wrong way at first. Turned around, drove on the highway shoulder, then chose a "shortcut" that was so stupid that the Lyft app asked if something was wrong. 55 minutes into a 27 minute ride, I get this text.

My sister's big beautiful dumb cat, Turbo, seen through a glass block window

you people loved slime in the 90s. slime, getting slimed. slime-themed drinks. but when the president puts slime on the national mall you want to crucify him for it

hi! I'm crayolapenguin, a chicago based disabled queer artist, and I make fun little stickers, pins, keychains, prints and more! crayolapenguin.com

turd station TWO, no less

do you want me to take a picture of my dad's ashes, facebook?

Not my childhood friend sending me this life360 notification right as the tornado warning went off

The power outage has turned my neighbors feral why are so many of them fighting and yelling at each other

I thrifted this bird to make into plushie taxidermy and when I cut him open to remove the beans i instead found a bag of CREAMATED REMAINS inside. I was like wow smart to put the beans in a bag makes my life easy. wrong.

Ford F-150's are gender affirming care for men

"we would like to send you notifications" is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me

"a device we don't recognize was just used" enough. you're my bank i dont have to tell you about all my devices. i got gadgets you never heard of. i got a palm pilot in a drawer somewhere. what you know about that one money boys

I've been working on getting Sepa used to being picked up like a baby

office tour time!! I affectionately call it the mega autism zone

June 5th, join us for the debut of "Pullman Porters & Maids: Invisible Labor, Visible Legacies", a new solo art show by Shane-Jahi Jackson exploring the lives and labor of Black workers at the height of American rail travel through figurative painting rooted in archival records and family stories:

I've turned a kids toy into an art vending machine to bring a little whimsy to the markets I sell at

You play video games because you have nothing going on in your life. I play video gamea because i have too much going on in my life. We are not the same

New and improved bumper stickers are now available in my store! They all have easy peel tabs for quick and easy application. crayolapenguin.com

do you guys like my aesthetic mcdonalds photo

game of the year honestly

(attempting to tidy) best i can do is piles

If somebody enters my yard and tries to take something my reaction is not "I want to shoot and kill that person" and it frankly terrifies me that that's seen as a fairly normal, socially acceptable response to petty crime and property crime in this country. It's base bloodlust, and should be shamed.

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

let me in pleaseeeee

Every game on the Nintendo Switch is either a classic you will play for 10 years or a game made by a gambling website called Cat Casino

Every Castlevania game is about going into a room and there’s just some asshole.

bro what are they doing to me at the eye doctor

Jinjo!

Antiques Roadshow production halted after Billye Harris breaks her curse and reverts to original porcelain form

There should be a button on every Zillow rental listing that lets you send the landlord to jail

It’s big ball chunky time

Me and my bestie and my stupid chud son who won't move

She tolerates me

you are NOT chopped. you are NOT unc. you are SIGMA. you are AURA FARMING.