Oh wait he actually shit himself lmfao

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.

For Liam.

she was ready to punch that man square in his jaw

signs left at alex pretti’s memorial in minneapolis: “i love you so much / i’ll miss you forever” photo with a friend, “i would have done the same. RIP alex,” a stethoscope and “we’ll take it from here, alex” and a tshirt for the minnesota nurses association

Singing

I just thought everyone should see this

When the kids show up to the bar w tamales and candy, the answer is yes. Especially now.

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

ICE agents love to wave around paper that looks official. Most of it is a scam — administrative forms signed by ICE supervisors, not real judicial warrants signed by judges. Let's go through what that scam paper looks like versus a real judicial warrant.

A second (hard to hear) conversation in Spanish goes on between one of the ICE agents and the person they are trying to arrest. The ICE agent basically tells her that they keep families together during proceedings and she responds, "No. Those are lies. You separate families" again and again.

Finding childcare was already a challenge for Minnesota families. Republicans and their MAGA tactics are making it much harder and putting little kids in harms way. It’s sickening.

I love when suburban restaurants haven’t blocked Benny the Butcher and Schoolboy Q on TouchTunes

WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night

This guy has done ride alongs with ice in other cities and he has been tipped off in advance when the government is going to escalate We don’t know what’s coming but if you see him recording you should cover your face, BLAST PRINCE (or any Copywrite music), and do not answer questions

Susan is a certified badass

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I managed to boycott Black Friday, but only because I got drunk and fell asleep

FYI

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

Shoutout to the guy w the tuba on the eastside today, great work

Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun

Gas

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar

When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.' people.com/donald-trump...

Is anyone else getting these insane right wing propaganda ads on the FanDuel Sports Timberwolves broadcast??

Having grown up here it’s absolutely bizarre to drive to Woodbury to buy weed at a store

Is tuberculosis really poppin like that to have its own abbreviation? I feel like TB should be something else

ooooo you think minneapolis is so dangerous you want to sell me your home for below market value

Tori Amos invented pumpkin spice lattes

Bought some weed gummies and it turns out they’re Nerds weed gummy clusters. I’m gonna find out if you can die from edibles today

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.

Is this a threat?

I’m becoming more and more concerned that people at high levels of public discussion cannot identify the difference between a genuinely viral conversation vs a bunch of bots making noise.

This is a good read, pretty quick too

Bro looks like Jeremy Piven playing The Rock

I have a great invention, someone please give me $1B for my idea: a weed pen that doesn’t clog on the third day

Tylenol is the only pain reliever deemed safe for pregnant women. So if you look at it through the lens of "what can we do to make women suffer?" it makes perfect sense.

Hey Target, the Lynx have the DPOY, the real MVP, and are on their way to a 5th championship….where’s the merch?!?!

When did 200 mg of caffeine become the standard energy drink level? Just wanted a little pick me up and next thing you know I’m vacuuming my curtains

Somebody installed pot farm grow lights in the North St. Paul Cub parking lot lights lol

it’s early but it seems like maybe this is relevant again (wrote it last week fml)

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.