WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night

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This guy has done ride alongs with ice in other cities and he has been tipped off in advance when the government is going to escalate We don’t know what’s coming but if you see him recording you should cover your face, BLAST PRINCE (or any Copywrite music), and do not answer questions

Susan is a certified badass

and i did really drag collagen to hell here www.shesabeast.co/collagen-sit...

I managed to boycott Black Friday, but only because I got drunk and fell asleep

FYI

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

Shoutout to the guy w the tuba on the eastside today, great work

Shit St Paul ICE agent aims gun

Gas

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar

When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.' people.com/donald-trump...

Is anyone else getting these insane right wing propaganda ads on the FanDuel Sports Timberwolves broadcast??

Having grown up here it’s absolutely bizarre to drive to Woodbury to buy weed at a store

Is tuberculosis really poppin like that to have its own abbreviation? I feel like TB should be something else

ooooo you think minneapolis is so dangerous you want to sell me your home for below market value

Tori Amos invented pumpkin spice lattes

Bought some weed gummies and it turns out they’re Nerds weed gummy clusters. I’m gonna find out if you can die from edibles today

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.

Is this a threat?

I’m becoming more and more concerned that people at high levels of public discussion cannot identify the difference between a genuinely viral conversation vs a bunch of bots making noise.

This is a good read, pretty quick too

Bro looks like Jeremy Piven playing The Rock

I have a great invention, someone please give me $1B for my idea: a weed pen that doesn’t clog on the third day

Tylenol is the only pain reliever deemed safe for pregnant women. So if you look at it through the lens of "what can we do to make women suffer?" it makes perfect sense.

Hey Target, the Lynx have the DPOY, the real MVP, and are on their way to a 5th championship….where’s the merch?!?!

When did 200 mg of caffeine become the standard energy drink level? Just wanted a little pick me up and next thing you know I’m vacuuming my curtains

Somebody installed pot farm grow lights in the North St. Paul Cub parking lot lights lol

it’s early but it seems like maybe this is relevant again (wrote it last week fml)

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Introduced Anthony Edwards to a different audience in the September issue of Cultured Magazine. www.culturedmag.com/article/2025...

RFK Jr. taps his top deputy, Jim O’Neill, to be the new CDC director. Both men appear to wear skinny ties from Otaa. Otaa's ties are made in China from microfiber, a kind of plastic that, under the right conditions, can migrate to your balls.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

At @wtevs.bsky.social's BASKETBALL FEELINGS, the Zesty KAT stuff took me right back to my own dumb childhood jock dreams and the ugly homophobia that’s seeping into ever corner of the current fascist moment—even the '24-25 Knicks. www.basketballfeelings.com/p/exits-some...

There should be a “go back to where I came from” button on google maps

Trump cut $1.1 billion from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and now they're shutting down after servicing the American people for over 50 years. Meanwhile, Trump is spending $1 billion of taxpayer dollars on his new Qatari private jet. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

Wondering where you can purchase adult-use or medical cannabis in Minnesota? We’ve got you covered. (No paywall)

High Noon is warning customers that some of its vodka seltzers were accidentally labeled as Celsius energy drinks

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

Went to one of the native owned dispensaries. Prices are higher than street, product looks high quality, super easy and professional purchase process. I’ll be back in the future I think

Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot.

Really cool video about TJ Shannon from @noceilingsnba.bsky.social. Gonna be fun to watch his development, he’s older than Ant!

Got diagnosed with ADHD today. I’m 42. Really excited to finally get help

Trump may hate science, but Dems don’t. Read this. substack.com/@ariellaelm/...