Tylenol is the only pain reliever deemed safe for pregnant women. So if you look at it through the lens of "what can we do to make women suffer?" it makes perfect sense.

Hey Target, the Lynx have the DPOY, the real MVP, and are on their way to a 5th championship….where’s the merch?!?!

When did 200 mg of caffeine become the standard energy drink level? Just wanted a little pick me up and next thing you know I’m vacuuming my curtains

Somebody installed pot farm grow lights in the North St. Paul Cub parking lot lights lol

it’s early but it seems like maybe this is relevant again (wrote it last week fml)

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Introduced Anthony Edwards to a different audience in the September issue of Cultured Magazine. www.culturedmag.com/article/2025...

RFK Jr. taps his top deputy, Jim O’Neill, to be the new CDC director. Both men appear to wear skinny ties from Otaa. Otaa's ties are made in China from microfiber, a kind of plastic that, under the right conditions, can migrate to your balls.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

At @wtevs.bsky.social's BASKETBALL FEELINGS, the Zesty KAT stuff took me right back to my own dumb childhood jock dreams and the ugly homophobia that’s seeping into ever corner of the current fascist moment—even the '24-25 Knicks. www.basketballfeelings.com/p/exits-some...

There should be a “go back to where I came from” button on google maps

Trump cut $1.1 billion from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and now they're shutting down after servicing the American people for over 50 years. Meanwhile, Trump is spending $1 billion of taxpayer dollars on his new Qatari private jet. www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

Wondering where you can purchase adult-use or medical cannabis in Minnesota? We’ve got you covered. (No paywall)

High Noon is warning customers that some of its vodka seltzers were accidentally labeled as Celsius energy drinks

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

Went to one of the native owned dispensaries. Prices are higher than street, product looks high quality, super easy and professional purchase process. I’ll be back in the future I think

Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot.

Really cool video about TJ Shannon from @noceilingsnba.bsky.social. Gonna be fun to watch his development, he’s older than Ant!

Got diagnosed with ADHD today. I’m 42. Really excited to finally get help

Trump may hate science, but Dems don’t. Read this. substack.com/@ariellaelm/...

The Clipse NPR Tiny Desk concert will drop tomorrow (Friday) at noon:

not to be the flyspeck nyt copy as if it's the most important thing guy, but seriously wtf is this?

Shit, I might have to start figuring out how these dudes are dismantling street lights in my neighborhood and join in

Consumer grade fireworks aren’t cool enough to be spending hundreds of dollars on

I took this picture and I think it kicks ass

I legit gasped when this popped up. Who tf wants this?

One of the guys I work with that is my age—42—doesn’t know who Ernest is???!? I hope he takes my advice and watches Ernest Scared Stupid w his kid

There was an overly intoxicated bro dude trying to start shit at my local eastside St. Paul bar and I saved him from getting his ass kicked by playing Keith Sweat songs on TouchTunes because he couldn’t stop dancing to them.

This is awful

Can’t stop watching Portnoy getting CLOCKED by a slice of pizza. It’s incredible.

They should make double stuffs of these

I was working in an office w Fox News on yesterday and let me tell you the hosts are not doing well dealing with the Democratic Socialist in NYC lol

Leave the trades to Shams, Adam.

Oh man I really don’t like this Marty Smith bit

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend” Via Sam Stein on twitter

LAPD shoot US woman with a rubber bullet for trying to get into her home, they were blocking her entrance and there was no protest in sight. “Holy fuck — They literally just shot her point blank… I live here…” ( www.tiktok.com/@labyrinthlore) #3E #StopICE

Ordered a copy of Ant! by @christopherhine.bsky.social from Subtext Books, excited to pick it up next week!

I need you all to see the hype video that this person made to sell their 1994 Geo Metro

TIL you’re not supposed to rinse after brushing your teeth—allows the fluoride to work

That one time a great horned owl took a child's stickhorse and rode it around the town [📸 Eric Lind, Eureka, Illinois]

I wish they’d tell you your top speed on your line scooter receipt

I’m listening to some guys at the construction site I’m working on and they’re blaming Biden for the tariffs?!

The Celtics players all look like Mike Tyson’s Punch Out characters

I wonder if Trump can get a McRib or a shamrock shake anytime of the year in his Saudi mobile Mcdonalds

Using white emojis instead of generic yellow ones feels racist 🫡

Welp, guess it’s a bad day