The opposite of Myopic is Biopic

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Does bluesky know that trump sucked off bill Clinton

Time to check in at bluesky (X the everything app is down so no groupchats) Hey everyone

These Epstein emails are getting insane

Every Eagles Game

@veryimportant.lawyer really nailed it

Happy roasted pumpkin seed day

Nothing captures American life in 2025 better than Chair Company

Bluesky watching The Chair Company?

Go birds, bluesky edition

Imagine being 17, your little brother by your side, begging to speak to your dad as he’s dragged away. You may never see him again. And this is every day. Soul shattering, nightmarish stuff, never to be forgiven.

Wasn’t there some major breakthrough with quantum computing in like January that basically proved a multiverse. You’d think we might have heard more about that

If you think of it, Coneheads and Lothar of the Hill People are the same basic gag in different premises

Ive been pan frying my sourdough discard with some everything bagel seasoning. Pretty good. Any other fun discard ideas?

Since im not really on this site much what’s the etiquette here that a twitter user needs to know

Ya can’t spell scum without cum And send

i think this is the funniest* thing he's ever done, just on symbolism and optics alone. *mitigating factor in the humor: this man does not intend to leave in 3 years

that's German for "The Jews The"

not sure i can support this guy now

Trump is doing the president version of house flippers buying historic homes and painting all the crown molding white, Stuccoing over brick, and staining hardwood floors gray

if you're gonna fill in your nazi skull tattoo, probably should just do a new design on top of it

AI is trying to replace the good parts of living so you can spend your time at the factory

Don’t send them actblue links for starters

What take would get me like this? Running Up That Hill is a crappy song

What if the no kings protesters kettled ice agents

I gotta say i lost all interest in the protest when Hillary tweeted about it

Post your go-to sourdough bread recipe

Instead of blocking the White House lets mass report their incitements to violence

hell yeah baby

You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on. Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?

Is it illegal on bluesky to say that all Nazis should be kissed

it's cum

Cuomo looks like mikey miles here

Turning off replies. I guess cowardice exists on bluesky too

Ya can't spell felon without elon

I do not think it is too outlandish at this point to imagine that Elon is directly feeding a lot of this user information directly these nazis

jesus fucking christ

my timeline is non-stop kids starving to death. any extra money that i have to send to people in need will go to them and not for missing swords

I can guess your shoe size and age by asking only 2 questions

Does anybody have a real solid ropa vieja recipe they swear by?

I had some good Cuban and Peruvian food in Miami but ultimately i was disappointed in the food. The other stuff was boring and the fruit options were sad

I can’t believe people film porn in Miami. It’s too hot and humid