my timeline is non-stop kids starving to death. any extra money that i have to send to people in need will go to them and not for missing swords

I can guess your shoe size and age by asking only 2 questions

Does anybody have a real solid ropa vieja recipe they swear by?

I had some good Cuban and Peruvian food in Miami but ultimately i was disappointed in the food. The other stuff was boring and the fruit options were sad

I can’t believe people film porn in Miami. It’s too hot and humid

The self pwn is pretty epic.

What’s the fruit situation like in Miami

Jackie Treehorn was right. The mind is the largest erogenous zone. What he didn’t mention is how dumb people are

Is twitter fucked up

More like Sillytary parade

Hot dog weekend

This guy ain’t your friend

These 75 Democrats joined Republicans to "express gratitude" to ICE agents and call for greater local and state collaboration with ICE. jonathancohn.medium.com/a-tale-of-tw...

readsludge.com/2025/06/03/d... don’t support the democrats

Injustice anywhere is injustice everywhere. This #pridemonth let’s free Palestine

It’s that time of the day on a lazy weekend that I hate everything

Free Palestine

Once again Im left wondering how the rehearsal is actually made

Elias Rodriguez is my university's best alma mater

73 year old Georgetown Law Professor Randy Barnett is one of the chief architects of the claim that the birthright citizenship clause of the 14th amendment doesn't provide for birthright citizenship

If these are plain clothes officers, why not be in uniform? You’re not fooling anyone

Too many meals at Sauce Ristorante

Without DMs there’s really no reason to be on twitter

If I were the Philadelphia Eagles I wouldn’t use the push element of the sneak play at all this whole year but still run the play as often as before

So proud of the elderly democrats for their commitment to destroying medicare by pretending to support it but dying in office to “accidentally” lose the vote

Poor prostate cancer. I heard it got a bad case of Joe Biden and Scott Adams

We should have a logan’s run law in government. Anyone serving in any branch of government is put down on their 40th birthday

Democrats can either be an opposition party or a half nazi part. They’re choosing the latter and there’s no such thing as a half nazi. If you got nine people at a table and one nazi sits down and nobody leaves, you got ten nazis at a table. Compromising with nazis makes you a nazi.

twitter is so overrun with nazis it's actually amazing. However i'm bullying the fuck out of them and honestly that's the best way to deal with them. they will block you because they don't know how to deal with it and they will feel bad about themselves

man had an open door and open invitation and went with a peck on the cheek

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

They made Jimmy Carter give up his peanut farm

I still can’t get used to posting here. Not enough people yell at me for my posts

So that's what Big Balls did with the terabytes of data he stole from the National Labor Relations Board a few weeks ago.

The rehearsal

Porn movie idea: Genitals: The Movie

One week later

So like this andor season is specifically about Israel huh

Thinking about that church lunch scene with the monkey

Does anyone call Tim Pool “Beanie Baby”?

One of my best. Made it all the way around the internet until Dave Porntoy saw it and got real mad about it.

it’s been great that the physical onion newspaper has returned because i love holding real news in my hands

Once again I’m asking how Nathan Fielder pulls this shit off

“You need a real id starting may 7” Hmmm ok. Let me see when i can get an appointment at the department of motor vehicles… *no appointments available* Love this dumbass country. Law passed in 2005 and in that time China created thousands of miles of high speed rail and i can’t get an appointment

Katy Perry fans are exactly the type of people excited about AI

Republican former politician from Indiana took his daughter to Vegas for her 21st bday where he got her so drunk that she vomited and required a wheelchair to get back to her hotel room, where he then sexually assaulted her