Kinda magic to use @11ty.dev to make a website with github & cloudflare. Burnedpunks.com and museumpunks.com no longer require Wordpress upkeep. Boom!

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Tomorrow is Patriots' Day in Massachusetts, which means it's a good time to roll out this all-timer from our archives.

Vercel got pwned, so here is another prompt to stop using them. Entirely unrelated, but here is a picture of Vercel's CEO with Netanyahu, the man responsible for the ongoing genocide in Gaza.

* Get cool @altheroes.com flare.

"Sometimes you just set a `min-height` and move on"

I was so funny yesterday you guys

office chair curling, the world's most anticipated office chair game of the year, is HERE! Features: - breathtaking realism - office chairs - a broom to sweep the ground - that's it. 🏢🪑🥌 play.date/games/office-chair-curling/

Haha I love The Adventure Zone Vs.

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

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Try just not doing something today!

Happy, uh, Tax Day?

"We either didn't read Little Brother or didn't understand it."

This is a read. It goes places. www.therepository.email/matt-mullenw...

Claude, I want you to develop a program that can outsmart my friend Data here.

Spring has sprung! The sun is shining! The birds are singing! Carpenter bees the size of jets are strafing my front porch!

This is also a fake image. The details of the capsule are entirely wrong.

💜🌟 reach for the stars this weekend 💫❤️

The Merlin bird app should add achievements.

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” --Douglas Adams

I bring a certain "deadlines are something you just made up, this is all fake" vibe to the workplace that people don't really appreciate

I'll get us started.

For all those who celebrate: youtu.be/DpECK1j1vzo

I'll tell ya hwhat, I'm a little tired today.

THEM: “government doesn’t work!” ME (AND MAYOR MAMDANI, APPARENTLY!): “then it should start!”

“I will NOT sacrifice the Oxford comma. We've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. They assimilate the em dash and we fall back. They capture ‘not just X but y’ and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!”

I was running phpBB forums when Facebook demolished the web community site. The web persevered.

Dear Apple News App, Stop sending me notifications. You’ll know when to start again.

The final season of How I Met Your Mother.

Bluesky isn’t dying, it just says it is all the time because it’s a millennial

It’s Friday so I’m still going. I care about this stuff. This is also a kind of trained helplessness in website stakeholders. Businesses have been through cycle after cycle of websites that “can do anything” but still need to be replaced every 3 years. That’s the result of WordPress.

But for the most part, as I look at the future of website “platforms” and CMSes like #WordPress, I see a need to account for what the site will actually do. Are you really gonna use full-site-editing? Really? Or are you going to edit the staff page and post blogs? Let’s build what you need.

"Successors" aren't what I'm looking for. Replacing #WordPress in your, and more importantly your clients' process is a rhetorical challenge, not a technical one.

You don't need a monolithic CMS (and all that that implies) to have a good, easy to manage website. ZeroPoint is an open-source website starter kit that gets you "up to zero" (branding!) with a static site you can host anywhere. Learn how to add a CMS, forms, even a block editor! getzeropoint.com

Content managers and stakeholders often expect to see a friendly CMS to edit their content without needing to understand the underlying code. Monolithic CMSes often dominate the conversation by providing a content GUI. But you don’t need WordPress to edit content. getzeropoint.com/adding-a-cms/

You don't need a monolithic CMS (and all that that implies) to have a good, easy to manage website. ZeroPoint is an open-source website starter kit that gets you "up to zero" (branding!) with a static site you can host anywhere. Learn how to add a CMS, forms, even a block editor! getzeropoint.com

I have been a whimsy apologist for decades. I have always enjoyed at least part of this stupid internet thing we do. But I am tired this year. This year I am tired.

My local bar’s locals night playlist could be described as “Millennial-safe Alternative” and dang if it isn’t banger after banger

Kentucky Route Zero (2020, Cardboard Computer)

The Age of Apocalypse blew me away when I was young. Phalanx was good, too, the year before but AoA and GenNext, the book Chris Bachalo was born to draw, specifically, were a whole new thing for me.

in woke 2 we’re bringing back boybands

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices https://theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-loves-high-gas-prices/

Someone please write a parody IGN walkthrough/guide for a war in Iran as if it's for the administration.

CSS is DOOMed! I've build DOOM in CSS and every wall, floor, barrel, and imp is a div, positioned in 3D space using CSS transforms. cssdoom.wtf Try it out! But... not every browser can handle it. This is taking the browser to its limit. Chrome has some issues. Safari too. Bugs will be filed.

society has achieved the nine-hundred dollar playstation