of course i get a paper cut while doing the most menial task ever (opening mail from my bank). this is the punishment i get for trying to be an adult

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

We know y’all forgot y’all had profile. Y’all literally left to be somewhere else 🥴 now go back

so apparently twitter is down. if some of you are only posting on here today because of it but otherwise don't use this app, get lost!!

“Oh I’m about to sling some web!!!”!- Peter Parker before he cums probably

Maybe instead of asking why I'm liking your post so quickly maybe you should ask yourself why your posting during my looking time

i love working with unreliable people it's such a fun and enjoyable experience 🙃🙃🙃

Then I'm a 🚬

A guy on Sniffies selected both "stocky" and "twink" in his profile

i post too much chest as it is so sorry i won't be joining in on this trend

well my Uber rider rating went up?? was 4.85 and now 4.9.. i guess i really am never beating the passenger princess allegations

don't crank your hog, hog your crank

now watching Megan 2.0

on the topic of ableism let's retire this meme already.. it's so tired and not to mention offensive! Like Jake said, it's inappropriate and harmful, and when someone from the community tells you not to do something that actively hurts them, you listen. Do BETTER gay people!

i feel like im seeing more and more use of the r-word and just general ableism more and more lately (even in posts on here!)

EVERYONE ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!! (BONUS POINTS CAUSE I JUST TOOK THIS RIGHT NOW TOO 🐸🍄💚✨)

Goon a movie. Goon Intentions

This is the future leftists want

we shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s snowing…or raining…or too hot… basically we shouldn’t have to go to work.

welcome to derry girls

gn

since all of you gays are using this blastoise filter (for which im grateful), im gonna need a bear (or many bears) really man up and start applying the filter to a video of them blasting ooze all over themselves 💦

got the 5G neuralink chip implant yesterday (covid booster and flu shot) and it has really done my body in babe..

dick bf and cock gf (im the gf 😌)

the close friends seemed to like this one

the goonies implies the existence of the baties

the silent of the lamb....

@profanity.accountant what's my damage

aaand back to work today

first day off in 7 days hello let's celebrate that

Zohran Mamdani:

MAMDANI: "So Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words: 'Turn the volume up.'"

No Nut November implies you don't nut *once* all November.. therefore the easiest way to beat it is by nutting numerous times, (maybe even constantly), thus the nut becomes plural..

good morning 🩷

Gays in Harry Potter Halloween costumes in the Year of Our Lord 2025

'ween consisted of me wearing bfoomfie's skeleton hoodie (🥰) and doing a scary movie double feature with the roomie while eating recently thawed out birthday cake that's been in the freezer since september. hope you all had a lovely night 🎃👻🧡

he swim

Bon Appétit “Sides to Celebrate” Thanksgiving issue but inside it’s just pictures of oomfs???

im going to hold your hand when i tell you the inside out dad is not a halloween costume

an icon..

avoided the sunday scaries by working through the weekend and having my weekend start today, thus postponing them until tomorrow night 🤓

for today’s Maxi challenge you will be hitting Ryan Murphy with rocks

so im convinced virgo and scorpio are the horniest signs.. aquarius is up there too. thoughts??

what do you call a resident of a Munich that's into pup play? a German Sheppard

pov: you are a gay person looking at this photo on your phone and reading the caption where i wish you goodnight 😴💤🌙

i feel like ppl should know how to tag their nsfw content on this platform by now

this is the most Wednesday ass tuesday i've ever experienced (derogatory)