i’m the human equivalent of a tomato being a fruit. yes, its true, but it just feels wrong

To do list: Hop up out the bed ✅ Turn my swag on ✅

Printmaker Clare Leighton,'Blackbird on Nest' Lithograph of Wood Engraving, 1935 #ReframingWomenPrintmakers

Sunday plans: 🖼️ Charles van Sandwyk

meow with the intention to marry u

For Alex

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight & his nose hasn't moved an inch

I need to see some dick or I’ll die

Mister Tally Man must tally me banana, it is in his nature inherently. To deny him this would be a cruelty that I cannot condone

Helping your friend, jack off himself Helping your friend Jack, off himself Commas are important, it’s the difference between bliss & death

Lobster rolls

I just want to daydream. What the fuck is going on.

Lately

In the last two (???) weeks yall have missed from me: 🩶 My annual Crash Out (hopefully the last for the year) 🩶 Started school (again) 🩶 Got an interview with my counties EMS agency 🩶 Finally blocked my crazy narcissist mother 🩶 Worked while hungover at least twice 🩶 Hit my reading goal - 52 books

rawr xD

SCREAMING

BARKING

Hanging on by a fraction of a thread the last few days constant screaming crying throwing up

CRASHING OUT WILL PROBABLY RETURN EVENTUALLY GOODBYE

What the helly. This is exactly me. Online quiz get out of my head. dre-yo.github.io/super-person...

I could lay on the concrete outside and still fall asleep I’m so tired rn

SCREAMING. SCREEEAAAMMMIIINNNGGG.

Zzzz good morning friends

who up psychoanalyzing they brain rn

can someone give me $10000 or a cave to live in

i feel bad for not interacting as much any more, but just know im still here and i love you all 🖤

im in your area . im stealing the milfs

Doofinshmirts Evil Inc.

im like if the sleepiest person in the world was awake

I hate dumb men what the fuck is happening

Good morning babies. I’m off work today but I hope you all have easy mondays

Creep 🐺 🪓 🚪

Thinking about the time a boy was bothering my sister so she ran over his foot with her car. I aspire to be more like her every day.

playing the most upbeat music i can hoping the worms in my brain will stop eating and start dancing

Hnnng good morning

girls kissing

Worship me ❤️‍🔥

MID TITS DO NOT EXIST YALL !!!!!!!!!!

no war, no KKK, no fascist USA

sorry it took me so long to reply i was trying to figure out what to say

Evil evil evil evil evil evil rotten fucking country

Need to wrap my thighs around someone’s face

Not to be nasty on main but a primal fuck sesh would cuuurrrreee meeeee

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ok im normal now

If you’re in a position of authority over me I’m 100% going to want to smash Yes I have daddy issues why do you ask?

Yes I did just spend $100 on sex toys what about it

I hope you’re having the day you deserve 🌤️🌸