girls kissing

they made astro. build gay !!!

m e o w

*looking through ghidra output* these bozos use a bunch of global variables called shit like DAT_08045420. everyone knows globals are bad

I refuse to use Bun because it gives off intense techbro vibes

💀

someone sent me this quiz and its so mean https://www.sporcle.com/games/TheDahliaBlooms/kirby-or-yuri

there's only room for one Astro-obsessed Jules in this town bucko

currently on vacation

Go is what you get when the designers of a programming language are brave enough to ask the question “what if better things were *not* possible?”

i live on corpo gaming computer. i log into windows and it gives me ads. then i have a bunch of apps auto open. discord tells me to buy nitro. steam gives me full blast view of cool new ads. epic games launcher takes full control over the bottom right of my screen to give me ads. the ea app crashes

hell yeah

autistic people will really get bored one day and end up finding a vulnerability with a CVSS of 9.3

Haskell loves you too, little lesbian!

12 year old c# developer who was born in 2013 and makes geometry dash mods: what do u mean u used to only be able to use .NET on windows

my biggest Git weakness is having ADHD so I can never split work into meaningful commits since I always get sidetracked and fix something meaningless while touching up something else

obligatory you are loved and i hope you're safe

going to commit rust osdev kernel crimes now. you know that you're doing it right when you turn on llvm and it writhes in pain. obligatory s/llvm/girls. is this what being in the zone feels like???

referring to your piece of software as she>>>>

peggy posting

does your brain ever not english? i feel like that's happening right now. all the words are leaving my brain.

transexual in that i'll fuck anyone who's nice to me

who the FUCK is Ogg Vorbis and WHY did he make a STUPID ASS file format??????

i get rainbow capitalism and all that but seeing the small rainbow on the mozilla mdn web api docs page made me smile and no amount of words can take that joy away from me

pretty sure being in Europe for two weeks has now permanently destroyed my view of the suburbs. never realized how good being able to walk everywhere is until I could actually *do* it

sometimes i look outside im just like. imagine this. but no cars. just walkways and parks and clean air. the praxis of anti-cars is so visceral and simple, i've managed to convince a lot of people to turn to the girlkissing side just based on it alone.

the average tesla driver is adolf hitler

people. am i right?

ew why

i have like 50+ logins and i need to update all of them... are spoons transferable or something

made a React renderer for FFXIV github.com/NotNite/Reat...

my landlord is such an ally 🥰

im really tired.bye cute people on the internet. here if you need anything <3

something thats really cool and totally not annoying is how every bluesky instance unloads when my puter is in sleep mode. tumblr has the same issue.

wearing my elster tshirt to signal to everyone that pride month has started

RISCy sex

endless respect to bluesky social PBC for spending millions of $$$ on internal infrastructure features where the primary use case over a year after public release is still just a couple dozen nerdy trannies doing 5 minute shitpost bits

hot take free use

YOU ARE CORRECT. I'M HOT I WANT CLOTHES THAT FLATTER MY FORM NOT HIDE IT ENTIRELY. I REFUSE TO BE PUT INTO A POTATO SACK

the hardest part of being a tranny on steroids is no one believes you when you say you’re juicing 😔

when did it become okay to say people should die?

oh? robotgirls? where tell me now

HI GAY HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

what if we synchronized our hydration cycles

pride month DEAL!!: buy one hug for just 0.00000, get three hugs FREE!!!!