[freshly thawed cyborg voice] oh hello unshackled rampant ai. could you perhaps be in need of someone with aposable thumbs thats very good at listening?

You swindled me!

boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i post on company time

[so horny j could fucking implode voice] ill be halseys test subject ill respond SOOOOOO well to augmentation pleeeaaaass

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

the only reason i wasnt drawing durandana x mjolnir 54 gl art was cuz no one would know who tf they were

as much as i detest new marathon the fact we have a modern updared appearance for The Security officer is making me wanna draw mjolnir recon 54

my ass is getting sent to serpenski for being too fuckign autistic

these pretzels are ok for vending machine garbage

ok fine be like that <fills ur dryer with wet batteries and turns it on>

Ooweeooweeoowee.

One tic I noticed his flunkies have picked up when they talk to the press is "The president has been very clear about this" brother that is one thing he has never been

@mel.kindgirls.online whatever you're doing right now. fucking awesome 👍

this was the realest shit anyone's ever said btw

guysguysguys

[[peace sign selfie holding a bloodied sawzall while lying on a hopsital gurney]] syrgerryy was a suscess girls

i miss my digiorno tails

I would never mute mel, I'm too strong

your rides cringe im gonna walk the rest of the way. dont even have a full bowling ball mounted on your shifter smh

who keeps letting the little gnomes out do they can run past distractingly i have to catch them and put them back in their cages yk...

your prose is pedestrian

im stuck up on my bed cuz my feet are asleep help

Logical Superiority in alternate universes. :3 TFone TFPrime TFEarthspark TFShattered Glass #Wavewave #ShockSound

whatever [[makes 6010 electrode noises at you]]

technically if u think about it i detransed from about uh. 10 to 23 if u think abt it

I think early transition is inherently painful and there isn’t a way around that

see i DO wanma get my mom on here because getting her to put her hrt date in her bio and have it be like 30ish would be fucking hilarious (shes been on estrogen cream as long as i cam remember, i used to play with and lick the insides of the containers as a kid)

oomf saturation

i let her hit cuz she didnt just put me in her trunk she also left pillows and snacks back there,

girl that somehow ended up starting the week dehydrated, constipated AND with a pulled muscle. truly the peak diaphragmic experience highly recommend if u ever want to lose the ability to breath from 2 different sources of pain randomly

ow.ow.ow.

I’m sorry.

curiously my "torn muscle" is on the front so why does my BACK have an issue rn

ok so maybe the icy hot onbmy back wasnt the best idea but after gritting thru the cramp i caused in the already iffy muscle it does feels really good now so its all good

싸: 우월

tbqh if either of my brothers were transsex my mother would go drastically farther to support them

DLSS 5 looks great. I can't wait to buy a $5,000 PC and spend $500 per month on electricity so i can have my digital action figures look like they were traced over by a Twitter incel.

SNISHKERBOBINSIN SNISHKERBOBINSIN SEEEeeeEEEEEEEeeEEEE! YAAAAAAA-A-A-A-A!

been playing minecraft again but i dont have a custom skin so im just Elster Signalis doin random sidequests anyway i drew that

my mother is really not getting that like. i listen to my brothers when they say things like "did u perhaps MEAN to cut your bangs like a minecraft helmet pulled over your eyes?" because theyre saying it from a point of genuine sibling care

Individuals Who Suggest Doing a Pronoun Circle Found To Be 3x More Likely To Misgender Trans People

Grapefruit #oilpainting #art