i think its incredibly funny how much i was stressed about just trending ts given my like, current state and wellbeing due to transition, like damn anxiety rly had hands if i thought i was doing this for attention

so, i was right.

ill be 100% honest orin might be stupid for quitting uh im sorry IX is hot as hell

maya sundaresh is based asf why am i trying to stop her again. oh right the nine are being mean to orin or smthn

the villain in this columbo just fucked up saying amontillado what the hell man

"shall i send a telegram?" "oh LORD no"

ok yeah adding an extra strand of hair to the bangs from The Reserves was smart the gap issue has been resolved

i pirate only the *worst* subscriber only podcasts

yappster

my mind is the hyperbolic time chamber but for anxiety, i physically cannot stop a windup because the worm gets into the time chamber and spends 10 years training under 90x gravity before it leaves and starts wreaking havoc

no u cant see them thats illegal

ok my tits seem to be getting learge enough i dont care AS much abt my core being so soft, id still rather it like, get its shit together but this works too

transhumanist but only so far as i get a tired AGI mommy that hates the rest of humanity, only i get upgraded cuz she thinks I'm adorable sry not sry tyvm for your understanding

my new pfp is this cuz i camt stop thinking abt her lil worm limbs squirming around like the hand in iron giant trying to reconnect

girl opposed to chastity for prison abolitionist reasons

in a way it could be argued that zero mission killed the metroid series

as much as i hate on metroid dread it was always going to be impossible to follow up on fusion, because so much of 2d metroid's narrative progression was tied into the series' technical and mechanical evolution and too much time has passed to continue that

halo yuri for the halo girlies

dr. halsey (derogatory) continues to haunt the narrative

holy fuck i just saw a clip of hazbin hotel for the first time and ADULTS ARE WATCHING THIS???? AND SAYING THEY ENJOY IT??? IN PUBLIC???? WITHOUT SHAME ?????????????

ok so maybe The Shareholders are correct because as soon as my mother leaves the house i genuinely lose all executive dysfunction and immediately begin productivity. thoughts?

Korean

fascinating new ashley quirk ive discovered. now that i HAVE food here that i can eat i havr an urge to order food to conserve my stockpile. the question is do i get out of bed to actually order it or continue being LAZY

if any of you ever saw how i apply lotion to myself youd call me insane

were back on this shit in force today

the depths of my mind have procurred a new lesbian thought and now i want a girl to make me record myself saying hi to her so she can set it as her notification sound for me

whos hole do i gotta draw to get a burger around here??

ran

i need more strange bulky gloves, no just these tac gloves for work i need like ridiculously long tactical gloves to fuck with people

dairy haters out here smh

gm chat i woke up and upon being presented the choice in dms have selected violence

bleh i dont wanna do prog cream tonight ughbbbbbbfhj

see flexing poses are rly good for robot disassembly poses

i legit just realised ive been spaced out not even drawing cuz i saw one of the GOOD images in the yuri board, its been like 5 straight minutes wtf im not even on 12mg anymore

i havent even taken my prog yet my yuri board is just this good ig fuck

i am TRYING to redesign Coates but the references are all very hot and i keep losing all ability to think non gay thoughts

dawg why do i have bigger tits than like half the women in columbo were they nerfing their tits with smoking that hard??

JENNY IS RIGHT. please tip me thank you $Katitties

"Collecting files? A worthy hobby."

> be me > have a horrific past as an evil-tier 80s businessman > get elected president > realize now that i'm the most powerful man on the planet that life has no meaning and my pursuits were vanity > start mumbling about how i'm probably going to hell > my connections to a famous pedo get leaked

valid (slur)

well well well if it isnt the cherry tomato brothers...

i may have too many coffee cups in my room . .

the first great-grandchild to unlock the nsfw mode with great-grandmas virtual AI is going to create so much complex sociological energy it'll reanimate Sigmund Freud instantly like Frankensteins monster

i gotta tkae a breao from rendering samus cuz fucking OW my eyes hurt but her visor glows real pretty now

i shpuld have a hamburger rn and i dont so basically im dying

move aside, "John Romero's About To Make You His Bitch", it's time for "the federal government will fist-rape you" to take the throne