Freddy Fazbear Got Fingered

Picked up a few vintage pinup joker cards recently.

This shit ridiculous

Growing my hair out again and it's so uncontrollable that i went down to the supermarket and got a jar of brilliantine and a plastic comb like it's the fucking nineteen fifties again.

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

Well, thank goodness all of the other AI theft machines have *very* different business models, otherwise- *I place a finger to my ear* Mmm. *I place a finger to my other ear* SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

LRP: how do people like this function in the world today.

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

This is precisely how a government sets up the framework to install a backdoor, create a firewall, and switch off the internet when it's convenient for them.

OS level age verification is a Meta lobbying project Pass it on

Bro, there is no hype moments and aura here. This is weird queer lit. You are going to get raped.

I think the modern online powerscale/deathbattle trend is very much in a place that gaming was ~10-12 years ago. It's a trend that is very much both a method and symptom of a really weird push to occupy a bunch of young men with intense pointless arguments filled with the poorest possible logic.

Waking up in a cold sweat at 4 AM, remembering that a U.S. government intelligence operative was caught posting propaganda memes about Bridget Guilty Gear being a femboy instead of a trans woman. Transphobia has lore that the average cis person couldn't even make up.

Today i learned that Counter-Strike is (partially) responsible for Fallout: Tactics almost not getting made.

Thinking about Mother Deathclaw again.

I don't give a fuck. My life has improved noticeably since i started just torrenting games and movies if i feel like it. If it's good and the people behind it aren't shitheads and scammers, i'll give them money. Don't like it? Come kill me.

I knew Clair Obscur was setting the stage for this shit immediately. One reason of many that piracy is my first option for games.

Maybe this is the autism talking, but i actually get piss-boiling mad when someone's idea of humor is just telling me something that's objectively wrong. It's so insanely lazy. It's like writing "1 + 1 = 3" on a piece of paper and then giggling at it.

zero dollars

The n-word being the gold standard against which liberals measure all slurs is a mindset created to provoke leftist oppression olympics. Observe sources, drop Nazi structures from your lexicon, move on. That's the only worthwhile thing to be done in situations like this.

op deleted their defenses of using the term zio in the word ziodonkey but it shouldnt have taken as long as it did. i saw way too many people i recognized defending it's use in the face of other jews like me saying we weren't ok with it. the left has such a massive antisemitism problem. it's scary.

perpetual reminder that Neil Druckmann, based the conflict in The Last of Us off his anger about Israeli soldiers being killed, the ‘border’ architecture in the game is based off the West Bank, and Naughty Dog has exploited some of its devs almost to death

I think the thing i'm most elitist about is literature. Like, i actually cannot stand hearing shonen fans arguing about which series is better written. It's like arguing about what breed of dog shit is better.

opaque, arbitrary moderation that you can't even escape by moving your pds/using different appviews means atproto isn't actually decentralized at all, the protocol is a failure, the site is a tarpit, the staff are bastards, and they're purging my friends and community like ripping out old carpet

some zoomers made a sick as hell jazz song and named it "Dracula Flow 6" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugnu...

True.

Got my central air fixed before summer hits so i can have it cold as a well-digger's belt buckle in my house, as is my right as a Texan.

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions

Trying to figure out how to get more "hype moments and aura" obsessed anime nerds to read books. I think Conan the Barbarian is actually a pretty good starting point.

Every day, there are people on Reddit trying to give advice to writers and other artists that seems designed to create the most boring and idiotic art possible.

It bears repeating: Every store that said that Horses is too extreme for them to sell is lying. Blatantly. There's nothing in the game that wouldn't pass muster in an M-rated movie. And it's FAR milder than COUNTLESS titles on Steam right now. But it's easier than admitting a smear campaign worked

Half the criticism i see of ethical themes in games is people basically saying "umm ackshually this narrative doesn't make any sense if you just consider that I'm an evil moron 🤓"

at some point you just have to give up on some people if you make a text heavy game. they will complain but they're not your audience

oh my god

Laid down for a nap. Had an hour and a half of the most exhausting dreams possible.

As Queen of America, i would mobilize death squads to force all AAA game corporations to work one full console generation within the Doom WAD framework.

DLSS 5 looks great. I can't wait to buy a $5,000 PC and spend $500 per month on electricity so i can have my digital action figures look like they were traced over by a Twitter incel.

This post is aimed at the overlap between fans of Ne Obliviscaris and fans of Risk of Rain 2 (me).

- i hate social media - "engagement" is a evil concept dreamed up by Silicon Valley perverts that make shock radio DJs look well-adjusted - we have been convinced to associate survival and self-worth with audience participation - every internet entity is harvesting your essence - kill them all

Surprised it took people this long to sus Flesh Simulator.

Just want to remind trans women that they do not have to apply "trans" to themselves evey time they reference being a woman, and that it is in fact vastly better for their mental health to practice talking about themselves as simply women with no qualifying statements attached.

Need a Big Boss gimmick account that just posts shit like "beating the shit out of my chud gamer son until he respects the Geneva Conventions".

*schniff* ... zhe drive dat zhe archetypal Man has towards zhe "Beeg Naturals" iz one *schniff* dat speeks ov a desire for plenitude and *schniff snrk* the genuine... ov course, who has convinced zis Man [rubs face violently] that hees life iz one of scarcity and falseness? *schniiiff* Capitalism...