Beth K Crane
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Writer, voice actor, editor, laser wrangler. Linktr.ee/bethkcrane
There's something ironic about me choosing to reward myself for releasing
@wefixspacejunk.bsky.social
Season Four, which was written during a horrendous period of writers block, by playing Alan Wake.
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Maddy Searle
9 days ago
I'm DELIGHTED to announce that I'm in Season 4 of We Fix Space Junk! You can hear me RIGHT NOW on the Battlebird Productions Patreon, or wait until next week for the general release. I'm living my dinosaur dream. 🚀❤️🦖
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Chaucer Doth Tweet
9 days ago
Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"
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For anyone who can't make it all the way to Leighton Buzzard to check out my
#dnd
paintings, I've made a gallery on my website!
bethkcrane.com/virtual-gall...
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Virtual Gallery – The Leighton Buzzard Library Theatre
Virtual Leighton Buzzard Library Theatre Gallery Tour Click on the paintings to find out more!
https://bethkcrane.com/virtual-gallery-the-leighton-buzzard-library-theatre/
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George Monbiot
13 days ago
If it's sometimes hard to tell the difference between fossil-fuel lobbyists and the billionaire press, that's because there isn’t one. My column on the politicians, journalists and junktanks using the Iran crisis as an excuse to extract our remaining gas and oil.
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UK energy prices are soaring – and propagandists want to sell you a false reason why | George Monbiot
The war on Iran has put fossil-fuel prices centre stage, but don’t believe those who tout ‘maximising the North Sea’ as our salvation, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/mar/13/uk-energy-prices-soaring-war-iran-fossil-fuel-north-sea
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Chuck Wendig
15 days ago
“Why do you want to shit on entire swathes of human endeavor and wreck the planet while you’re doing it? Why are you so determined to be awful and amoral? Everything about your priorities is messed up, and you should all be heartily ashamed, abashed and embarrassed.”
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Luke O'Neil
16 days ago
There are pieces of writing that stand on their own without any external information, but there's a reason when we read poetry, for example, we want to know when it was written and by whom? Where was it written? What were the circumstances of their life at time? And their country or city?
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Oliver Morris
17 days ago
Episode 3 of Tales of the Cog ⚙️ is releasing on Thursday the 12th of March and features the lovelies from
@wefixspacejunk.bsky.social
in leading roles. Get hyped ⚙️ ⚙️ ⚙️ ⚙️ ⚙️ ⚙️ ⚙️ ⚙️ ⚙️
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Season 4 is finally here! Episode One of Season Four will be released on our Patreon feed on the 16th March and to our general feed a week later, starting on the 23rd of March! Episodes will go out biweekly, and they'll be a week earlier on our ad-free Patreon feed.
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It's GREAT that because I've finally hit a minimum threshold for self-employed earnings I've got to pay next year's taxes too. Just dandy. It's not like my money is tight because I'm self-employed or anything.
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Gonna get ahead of things now and optimistically schedule in "burnout" for March onwards.
3 months ago
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Treating myself to a replay of Control in this trying time.
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Modified Roll Podcast ➡️ Dragonmeet
4 months ago
I had the pleasure to run a game for
@noshortrests.bsky.social
to help promote their
#OneRoomOneShots
Kickstarter! You can now catch me running Tomb of Grief for
@iamloufryer.bsky.social
,
@ralphstickley.bsky.social
,
@bethkcrane.bsky.social
&
@masquewren.bsky.social
!
tinyurl.com/ytsd9ay2
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We Played D&D on a Boat! Adventures Ahoy! Part 1: Tomb of Grief
Set sail for something truly special! No Short Rests! is taking Dungeons & Dragons off the table and onto the water with Adventures Ahoy! - an actual play of Tomb of Grief, our level 1 adventure from One Room One Shots, whilst cruising along the River Lee. Back the collection on Kickstarter now! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/one-room-one-shots/one-room-one-shots Featuring an all-star cast from across the UK’s TTRPG community, discover just how easy it is to run a full adventure right from the book, using our free pre-made characters included with the One Room One Shots collection. See for yourself how much story, strategy and atmosphere can unfold in a single location - and all in just one session. Climb aboard, roll initiative and join us for an adventure like no other! The land has become cursed and all signs point to the tomb of an evil king as the source of this dark taint. The players must find a way to break the curse, and learn the truth behind the King's violent acts inside his desecrated tomb! Starring: Dungeon Master - Jordan Carmichael, @ModifiedRoll @alwaysreadytorollgm Torjor Meanfist - Lou Fryer, @OfDiceAndThemPod @iamloufryer Phyrra Stormborn - Ralph Stickley, @OfDiceAndThemPod Dra'osh Moonblessed - Beth Crane, @battlebirdproductions Myeldretharran Parakas - Wren, @StoryWeaveProductions @MasqueWren Crew: Director - Alex Powell Producer - Matt Potter Executive Producer - Matthew Lloyd Location provided by Gareth Wrigglesworth and Lee Valley Boatyard Music: Seven Seas Composer: Alexander Nakarada Website: https://creatorchords.com/ License: Free To Use YouTube license youtube-free Music powered by BreakingCopyright: https://breakingcopyright.com Shadows and Echoes Composer: Jeremy Soule © 2011 Bethesda Softworks LLC, a ZeniMax Media company. The Elder Scrolls, Skyrim, Bethesda, Bethesda Game Studios, Bethesda Softworks, ZeniMax and related logos are registered trademarks or trademarks of ZeniMax Media Inc. in the U.S. and/or other countries. All Rights Reserved. The Lord Of Frenzied Flame Composer: Shoi Miyazawa Song of Despair Composer: Shoi Miyazawa ELDEN RING™ & ©BANDAI NAMCO Entertainment Inc. / ©2022 FromSoftware, Inc. The Airship Armada Composer: Filip Melvan ©Michael Ghelfi Studios
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Did a portrait painting session yesterday. Think I've hit my stride with it! I'm really proud of this one.
4 months ago
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4 months ago
How Hookland Works – you all own it, fill you boots. Now updated to reflect how AI means Arseholes Involved.
#Hookland
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Rose Schmits
4 months ago
To the establishment the tragedy seems to be that a mother lost her child far far more than a trans girl lost her life and everything that’s followed has been about suring up the ownership and control parents have over their children
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Joel Morris
5 months ago
The biggest “block” writers face is time and money and gatekeeping (by the people who can offer money to give you that time.) I would welcome a day that I didn’t wake up with fourteen great ideas that I simply don’t have the time or money to do properly. AI directly threatens that. It doesn’t help.
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Robin Ince
5 months ago
Why is Piers Morgan always given so much time and space? Because our media is a relentless circle jerk where people whose main experience is dinner bang on and on about the world they can barely see above their goose pate and Stilton foam
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Orcspiration
5 months ago
YOUR ENEMIES LAMENT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATIONS?
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There aren't enough giant inflatables at gigs any more.
5 months ago
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Just realised the reason I couldn't play Horizon Zero Dawn (I tried!) was that I watched Batteries Not Included about a hundred times as a kid. The majority of non-humanoid robots are friend-shaped to me. (I also didn't see ET until adulthood)
5 months ago
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One day I will have one of these in my actual home, but for now I'm going to have to content myself with telling people that they're incredible and that you should treat yourself.
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Rose Schmits
5 months ago
Falkner writing a pissy letter to the minister going “its been six months and trannies are still legal what gives“ is quite funny tho
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Richard Littler
5 months ago
The Repair Shop with Werner Herzog: Guest: "Stunning work, thank you" WH: "How do you feel seeing this object, a symbol of your dead wife? Though constructed of crude, worthless materials, it has been resurrected like some cheap miracle, mocking your grief and dead wife, now condemned to oblivion."
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the idea slumlord✨
10 months ago
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Mia Tsai, rabble-rouser
about 1 year ago
we fucked up a perfectly good planet is what we did. look at it. it's got billionaires
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Cohen is a Ghost
about 1 year ago
I have never heard praise for generative AI from someone I respect creatively
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Boze the Library Owl
about 1 year ago
babe what if we kissed outside the temporary hospital for scurvy-ridden whalemen who had been trapped in the ice for months
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New painting! Finally made it back to my wednesday painting class. This is for a new maybe-project? The bird basis for this Aarakocra is Marcus, my late cockatiel. She was my best buddy growing up and now she's a knight.
#Aarakocra
#cockatiel
#DnD
#DndMonsters
#DnDCharacters
#DnDPets
about 1 year ago
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Jim Rossignol
about 1 year ago
Taxing the rich is the only option. Their extreme wealth makes everything more expensive for the rest. We need everyone in the UK to know that the answer to "what can be done" is a wealth tax.
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Rhys, but most of these letters are silent
about 1 year ago
Started talking to my cat like he's the protagonist in a point and click adventure game
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We Fix Space Junk
about 1 year ago
The incredible debut novel from
@victoriocity.bsky.social
is out tomorrow in paperback and they're giving away a gorgeous signed hardback copy to celebrate! We're not entering (we already have it!) but a) you should enter the competition and b) buy the book!
www.instagram.com/p/DGgZ3FuNpg...
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Been painting more recently. Seeing as I now have a decent scanner I'm gonna get some more prints up on TeePublic when I have time (so like 2026?) Anyway, this is Cthuleless.
about 1 year ago
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Rose Schmits
about 1 year ago
New pots available now!
www.roseschmits.com
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In one of my solo happy places (shed with power tools and female punk music)
about 1 year ago
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Caroline Litman
about 1 year ago
A typical night spent ruminating over events, past present and future. What I did or didn’t do to help Alice, that which I can or can’t do to help the trans community. It’s endless. My memoir has a throw away line, ‘I just want to find some middle ground’ that I don’t revisit. Let me do that now 1/
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Sooz Kempner
about 1 year ago
Oh no this must be because people are just bad now and Labour has allowed people to just be bad and there can’t be any socio-economic reasons for shoplifting now being 0.5% of turnover (little detail).
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Crime ‘spiralling out of control’ in stores, warns British Retail Consortium
UK retailers report all-time high of 55,000 thefts a day and a 50% rise this year in violent and abusive incidents
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/jan/30/crime-stores-shoplifting-survey-british-retail-consortium?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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Robin Johnson
about 1 year ago
awkward gestures: - finger guns - hug/handshake confusion - trying to get past someone in a corridor and you both keep ducking in the same direction not an awkward gesture: - nazi salute
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HMRC Self Assessment site is plain ol broken so I'm finding all the people I used to follow on twitter.
about 1 year ago
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Orcspiration
about 1 year ago
YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.
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I'm exhibiting with the Leighton Buzzard Art Society at the Leighton Buzzard Library Theatre this month!
about 1 year ago
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The Onion
about 1 year ago
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Mark Zuckerberg Defends Decision To Fly Confederate Flag At Facebook Headquarters
MENLO PARK, CA—Claiming that the banner embodied the spirit of the company’s values, Mark Zuckerberg defended his controversial decision Friday to fly a Confederate flag at the Facebook headquarters. ...
https://theonion.com/mark-zuckerberg-defends-decision-to-fly-confederate-fla-1826847417/
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Sarah Drasner
about 1 year ago
Yes, I’m angry, watching the concept of women rebranded to weakness. And people forgetting that they benefit from the hard work of queer people and immigrants. I’m not saying we pick every fight with these sycophantic weirdos, but sometimes they need a reminder of who we are.
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Slippy
about 1 year ago
Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."
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Haus of Decline
about 1 year ago
On manic upswing: hell yeah, I'm gonna feel this way forever
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RIP to my
@tourbox.bsky.social
, which was fried today by a dodgy power supply. I'm gutted as it's a crucial part of my sound editing workflow!
about 1 year ago
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Back at BloQs today working on Christmas Decorations for the
@oldoptheatre.bsky.social
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over 1 year ago
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PodcastZone 2025 🔜 Dragonmeet
over 1 year ago
🎙️🎧
#PodcastZone
2024 Roll Call 🎧🎙️ We Fix Space Junk is a dark sci-fi comedy about two repairwomen surviving in space against insurmountable odds and unimaginable debt. 🔗
podfollow.com/we-fix-space...
#ttrpg
#rpg
#actualplay
#podcast
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I spent the entire day sorting out my workshop ahead of a power installation tomorrow. Now it's 3/4 clear (with the other 1/4 having all the stuff I couldn't deal with stacked up chaotically)
over 1 year ago
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James Hamilton
over 1 year ago
Sorry to be cringe but I’d be so grateful for any shares of Murder for Dummies posts. My friends and I literally made six episodes of TV ourselves and then just… put them on YouTube?! With no marketing budget? I know, very silly. Here is the trailer if you wanna know more:
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Murder For Dummies - Series Trailer
YouTube video by Casual Violence
https://youtu.be/OQm2yOdRo6I?si=f_rTU5BppKq54dSC
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