What is something random and innocuous that you're obsessed with? I'll go first. Backpacks. I LOVE backpacks. I think they're so neat. Every time I see someone with one in public I want to go up and ask about it.

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

didn't know this was a thing, he just be doing shit

NO.

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you. (Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

Godzilla vs Biollante inks

post your favorite film from the year you turned 18 Still one of my favorites of all time.

As a kid, I used to like Ernie. I thought he was funny. As an adult I do not care for his bullshit. Bert doesn't deserve his constant nonsense.

when the whale said this I lost my fucking mind

If someone Doordashed a fucking switch 2 and I was the Dasher, I would simply steal it and quit my job and sign up for Postmates What are we DOING here

*Victory music*

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

A movie couple that would definitely have a podcast. Too meta?

Ranch Bad With Money

trycicle license #PixelArt #Art #Meme #Comics #AnubiArts... see complete post

The trouble with these steak bottles was that the cap was so narrow. There was no leverage to twist it. No wonder little old ladies starved to death.

The amount of times my wife and I quote this at each other is unreal.

How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽

“this album just came and went” “remember this month old game?” PLEASE. let art live and exist!! forever!! what a miserable way to live, to bounce from new thing to new thing, rapidly consuming art as trends and not allowing yourself to fully experience a story and reflect on it as it settles

If you have Champions, please add me. I need more friends.

“Real books” this, “e-ink” that. Grow up and read your books the proper way.

good things can still happen in this world

My broke ass:

Highlights from Danny Dyer: I Believe In UFOs, the most important documentary of the 21st Century.

If Alien (1979) ended with the credits music from the Nintendo DS game Aliens Infestation (2011).

When I get a new follower...

This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face.

Kept thinking about my favorite Reddit post

Get yourself someone who looks at you the way Jessica Lange looks at King Kong

When you're leaving the cinema but there's a mid-credits scene

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

Son that's God's elect! Stacked up like bank quarters!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want you to watch this on silent and guess what app Meryl is saying she uses the most.

yeah we can tell, jay

fighting games always out here sexualizing women

Happy Easter!

Everyone in charge of this decision should be fired immediately.

Share a GIF from a HORROR movie you love 🖤

Post something random or you'll have an awful April *ominous music*

Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis… looking at the windows of the houses. It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them. Yes. This exists. 😹

OMGGGG FINALLY 😭😭 SHINY TAUNIE AFTER 41 RESETS BROOOO ITS OVER!!!!! I CAN FINALLY PLAY THE GAME 🙌✨