asked bf to pick out a racer/vehicle that most resembled me

"I'm not a delivery guy, I'm just curious to see how much it would come to"

Sonic CrossWorlds apparently being great has me thinking back to one of the oldest surviving documents of my YouTube career, a 15-year-old vid yapping about Sonic and Sega All-Stars LOL

Lethal Company is awesome

Find whatever helps you to keep going

The consequence of all this Alien media is that it makes the original film seem like any other typical day. The more ya tell us there was an earlier ship with another Xeno on it, the more it seems like every third ship has a Xeno running around and they're not secret at all LOL

Always trying different interesting sauces in my stupid veg dinners and I'm annoyed that I finally went with standard mayo and it completely blew everything out the water. Genuinely ludicrous how good this is

Pro tip: carrots in Jack Daniels BBQ honey sauce is sinfully goated

Every time I watch Knives Out I'm riding high on it for the next week

Denim resisting peer pressure like "I can't be suede"

Group chat is having the iconic "who's who in Smiling Friends" discussion

Goofing aside I'm pumped to be helping @nathanielbandy1.bsky.social produce more stuff! I'm quite blessed to be able to work with so many cool people every day and have fun doing it, really cannot believe my good fortune 🙂

Just clicked on a new Nathaniel Bandy vid and was immediately met with this? LOL

First time it's been difficult to put a book down in a long while. Feels good 🙂

Little while ago I came across the term 'pathological rumination' and I immediately recognised that I am (or was???) a severe professional at that. I think reading it did me so much good in a "name it to tame it" sorta way that I feel compelled to pass it along and make a post about it LOL

Playing tourist in my own town 🙂

who won squid game

Would you believe me if I told you my shiny new work computer also just rendered itself unusable. Maybe I should just retire

I came last

Was a long journey to the hotel but I'm finally checked in 😴

My middle-aged plumber has completely dropped the stoic formal pretense and is now breaking out emojis only ever seen in flirty Tinder bios

I am not a milkshake "addict". I am a scholar at the academy of Yazoo. The Yazooniversity

You're a fake Batman fan until you say "rogues gallery" out loud

Going through old files you can always tell when I had to go around the fences calmly fixing a Premiere bug against a deadline

My attention seeking ass could never be a Haunting of Hill House background ghost

Introducing my mum to Super Monkey Ball

Plumber was making small talk as he was checking out the boiler, for some reason ignoring that his phone was ringing and his spooky Halloween theremin ringtone was blasting through my entire flat. Nice guy though

I will for sure send a selfie GIF to a plumber that's coming over today

Keep going back and forth on Alien Earth but new ep made me glad I've been sticking with it. Bloody good innit

it's giving

Posting routine grey hair check pics to piss off the haters

This is Donkey Kong's Silent Hill

Saying "not dissimilar" instead of similar

Eeyore maybe youre sad all the time cuz your fucking dipshit house sucks shit

A magician never reveals his fetish

(Me being bad at family trees) so he's your nephew's brother in law, that makes him your dentist I think

There's a sobering melancholy in the absence of Toy Story characters that were seemingly thrown out and forgotten between films. Nobody wants to address the void that Lenny the Binoculars once filled

If The Matrix were dogs Neo woulda had the red pill wrapped in a slice of ham

4 player Who Wants To Be a Millionaire PS1 at a bar with new friends be goated as hell

Tomb Raider is just a PS1 Bennett Foddy game

i'm 30 today

Get him in there

Was very light-headed after being told worst case scenario news about my laptop so I didn't know what to do other than take a photo with it and send it to nobody

When a friend uses and/or in a sentence

Guy at the repair store said my PC was beyond repair then told an anecdote about his vacation in Thailand like I gave a fuck

Eerie coincidence watching Jerma while playing game LOL

Unplugging from socials for a while. Somewhere along the line I fell down the social media rabbit hole regarding self-worth and validation and getting noticed and it led to me feeling endlessly insane and sad and lonely and it's all a bit stupid and pathetic. Beyond overdue for a detox LOL

Didn't even flinch. Damn he's good

Reminder that The Twilight Zone is a ✨TV show from 1959✨