Wanted to paint this dog

After work shower: Accomplished!

Looking at hot guys and this is what happens, might need a hand

My husband decided the undies had to go and made sure they weren't wearable

A bone for the boys

Soup time. Almost! Needs some simmer time!

A before bed nakid

Feels like I'm stretching these undies to their limits

Flirting with me leads to one thing for sure

Wet

A fun way to end my night before bed

Redbulls make for a good comparison right?

Feeling a certain kinda way

A wild butt appears!

Showering was a resounding success!

Any app : "Enjoying the app?" Me : "no"

Wishing I had somebody around to play with right now, guess my hand will have to do

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Getting ready for work. Showering feels so pointless, I'm just gonna be sweaty and gross the second I leave the house

Is three minutes late "too late" for it be still be considered fcf?

Trying to work on a new deck and getting distracted by bluesky 🥴

Felt Cute while editing. #nerd #lgbt #bear

Betty Crocker's SODA-LICIOUS - root beer, orange soda and cherry cola flavors in mug/bottle shapes with an outer coating designed to mimic carbonation. My all-time favorite fruit snacks. (1992)

One of those days where it just won't go down, gonna have to take care of it if I want any peace

Clayton. An OC born from the appreciation of saggy balls and inverted nips. The bro thing came later.

The Bracket image leaves a lot of the nuance (from the article) about player intent out of the conversation. I, with input from the available members of the CFP, reworked the image to include it. Ask yourself, "What is the intent of this deck? What kind of experience am I looking for?"

Seven of Nine In the girl group challenge your collective achieved perfection. But your look tonite is a 1 of 10.

Resident Evil logic

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

Clarissa explained none of this.

Repost if you'd rub dad's bulge 😏

Bulge thread 🍆

Yes it's 1 in the morning. Yes tomorrow is Monday and i have to wake up at 5. Yes I'm gonna keep reading my book instead of sleeping right now cause I have no self control.

My husband got me a kigurumi for my birthday, I couldn't resist the thought of taking some pics

Yes, I did mass like your posts.. Yes, it’s called flirting.. 🥹😂❤️

Quick tummy Tuesday from my at working place

My biggest problem with posting isn't the pictures part, I like my body The problem is trying to figure out what the fuck to say everytime I do so, my brain overthinking everything all the time for no reason

The rule about taking pictures in hotel bathrooms when on vacation is still a thing right?

Wrote about what’s behind conservatives watching movies and shows warning about the dangers of fascism and somehow coming away thinking the fascists are the good guys, and they should follow their example www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

It is really way too early to be awake, I don't think the sun rises for another 2 hours? Time to go work retail black Friday I guess

repost and help me find followers pls 🥰😘

Who's your favorite Pokémon of each type? pk-diagram.pages.dev/prefer

Reskeeting Halloween costumes! Don't have one from this year due to life being too hectic but here are some past years - Spider-Man (homemade homecoming costume) - a random Sith I designed - a Hunter from Left 4 Dead - Mario