Jokes - this is my actual reaction

When you finally receive some positive feedback at work

Buffy doll has seen some SH*T

The Celebrity Traitors finale has reminded me what an outstanding and atmospheric piece of music Sunshine (Adagio in D Minor) is. Took me right back to this scene:

Confirmed by *erm* independent… research? 😂

You mean to tell me I can go to bed early, get a good night’s sleep and still feel incredibly tired the following morning?

Zippy, Hacker and Sweep (Linda vibes) as Traitors for chaos reasons alone. Why Bird voted off first for being an annoying know-it-all. Rosie slips under the radar for weeks as she doesn’t say anything or offer an opinion. Tilly wins after double-crossing the people’s champion Bagpuss.

New chat up line idea unlocked

😱

Mood

Though what has stung most so far is hearing ”this 40 year old gentleman” when being presented on ward round 😂

Almost 12 hours in A&E, almost 4 of which waiting for a bed on the ward. Tired, hangry and fed up doesn’t quite cover it

Same

Honestly this was the sugary blast of sunlight I needed this week! #13goingon30 #thirtyflirtyandnotthriving

Why as a society have we not moved on from making “look at my foreign boyfriend, isn’t it funny that he pronounces English words wrongly” videos?

Ma’am I’d like to report a murder

“Bingo?!”

When your two default moods are pissed off and sick

I mean if I could get away with this I would too

What did Spartacus say when the Colosseum lion accidentally ate his girlfriend? Nothing, he was gladiator

Saturday plans

Kudos to my fellow green pen warriors👨‍⚕️ #worldpharmacistday2025

I am Sweep

Me on the way to the Rapture

Technologically advance a band Nighttemu

✅

I shouldn’t have mocked. The absolute beast scurrying at me at 1am this morning could have housed at least a few orcs on its back

Interesting fact: The Norwegian maritime fleet has barcodes on the sides of their ships. That way, when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

MAFS >> Love Is Blind

Man behind me on the tram has just loudly sneezed and the back of my neck feels wet. Can we please not do this right now?

Nice to see the mainstream media dusting off all their “spider home invasions” stories for another year

Bit late to the game on this one but can’t recommend this show enough 😍 Soundtrack on repeat for days. Can’t wait for Season 2!

After a summer of complaining it’s too hot we’ve now started complaining about an autumn that’s too cold 🙃

Is THAT why the tram floor always feels a bit sticky?

Every day for as long as I can remember

Please can all these unprecedented times just go back to being precedented?

If you spent your childhood on this, you’re a gamer now

Conference speaker headshot doing some VERY heavy lifting here 😂

Apparently it was delayed due to issues flying back from Gdansk. Given the news today I’m a little less angry…

The face of someone whose flight has been delayed by an hour… having already arrived at the departure lounge stupidly early 😩

Me trying to remember my password containing a capital letter, number, symbol, hieroglyph, semaphore flag and morse code sequence

Tram chat this morning: “Geography teacher’s accent is so weird, she’s like Canadian or something. Where even is Canadia?” #ohcanadia

What are your two main interests? 📷 @atkinssam.bsky.social

Trying to have any sort of logical debate in 2025

“I’m going to start this meeting by saying that for you this is a ‘listening’ and not a ‘talking’ meeting”