A reminder that Gregg Araki is 65 years old (wtf)

I didn't know so many people were so into late night talk shows. That's so lame.

Ladies, what's stopping you from just kicking men in the nuts?

Happy first day of autumn. 🍂 May this season bring you the joy, comfort, safety, and peace you need. As the days grow colder, may your heart grow warmer. As the wind carries the leaves away, may your troubles and hurts be swept away, too.

Did anyone else know about this?

But why is that a picture of Ted Cruz?

Is this Starlight Express?

I want a Star Trek series where there's 10 starships in every sector. Where scientists are regular aged and married to regular aged ladies. Where everyone gets Data's deal and he doesn't have to explain it all the time. Where Lwaxana Troi is everyone's favorite visitor.

New stickers! willburrows.art/shop

Why would Fallon who owes his career to Lorne Michaels say anything controversial? The same Lorne Michaels that let Trump host his show the week before the 2016 election. He would lose his show and Lorne would make Tina Fey kick him in the nuts.

People who don’t know how to mourn are dangerous.

#StarTrek #TOS episodes are 50 minutes!!!!

What is a maybe not so hot Star Trek take do you have? 🖖 Miles and Keiko should have never gotten married. They seem like a 90 day fiance situation and should have parted ways after the first meeting. I won't call it a date because they seem like they've never spoken before at the wedding.

Why don't we have this anymore?! Walking calmly and safely down a hallway as you're being chased by Borg looks corny boots, but I would be giddy to do so. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDMk...

Listening to Carly Rea Jepsen and a Nicki Minaj remix comes on.

The thumbnail for this episode made me laugh so hard It's like the cover of a indie lesbian movie from 1992. #TNG #StarTrek

I know this is a terrible joke but I can't stop saying it in my head so you have to know it. Chappell Ro..Oh No, she's talking again. And the fuck ups.

The Scooby Doo adventure where they pull off the Scooby gangs masks and they're all the old arcade owner.

Allamaraine!

I think we'll go back to smoking in restaurants first.

Young Dan Aykroyd appreciation post.

My column -- for the opinion page -- was written Friday. I ran out of time to update it with a local hook this week. A city of Morrilton alderman's attempt today to suppress a column he hadn't even read now makes the update a news item -- for next week's front page. #arpx #arnews #arkansas

Hey Brian, what did you do this weekend?

My cat being disappointed with her new toy.

I love when youtubers are like "Easy DIY fixes for your home" or "Making miniatures out of trash", and then pop out $40,000 worth of woodwork equipment or a 3D printer the size of a washing machine.

we're like 2 days away from him calling himself ex-gay because homosexuality doesn't poll well with focus groups anymore

The hummingbirds are plentiful!

I had that dream again

If a performer does ads for social media app or game or even cleaning products they should be disqualified from winning awards.

I fucking hate celebrities and award show.

It's been long enough. Pike and Batel were the most boring part of the show and I'm glad it's over. They are both so milquetoast and whiney. Pike is a haircut and nothing else. Hopefully next season will focus on more interesting characters and not this indecisive pile of potatoes. #SNW #StarTrek

#caturday boredom.

I'm to the point in #StarTrek #Enterprise where I fully hate Archer and really don't care if they save Earth or not.

Does everyone know that most all food service workers have a constant cough and some sort of sinus problem most of the time now?

inside each of us are two wolves

This country has two meowmeow beans at most

You might favor this paragraph. My readers will still think it's too explicit.

Thank you! Here's where I'm headed with this.

This shithead has always been a striving pleaser who will lick daddy's boots until it's his turn in the oven. What a waste.

This was a grocery store pineapple that I cut the top off of and planted. 🍍

"I used to think that I could never lose anyone if I photographed them enough. In fact, my pictures show me how much I’ve lost." -Nan Goldin #BOTD "Cookie at Tin Pan Alley" New York City, 1983

I'm old so I think of Lenny Kravitz. Giant scarf and dick hanging out.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO CUTE AND I WANT ONE NOW!!!!!!!!