He made these.

Really?

It's pronounced Ji-mo-té

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Joan lived in Chicago so she had them film the show there. Did you know she own a trinket/gift shop in Chicago, Judy Maxwell Home.

Everytime I see Matt Damon I think about the time his kid had to tell him to stop calling people "faggots". Not interested in looking at him for two and a half hours.

My chipmunk friend

Anthony Edwards turned 64 today and I had no idea that he had turned into a cute bear.

Cave dwellers #caturday

The Pierre Cardin-ification of Hello Kitty makes me sad.

Pizza places rally have scammed us into thinking cheese bread with sauce on the side is different from pizza.

I was more of an Edith Hamilton gay and not so much a Homer gay.

He invented MTV.

I made spam fried rice and it was fine.

One of the squirrels is a bit of a redhead and its super cunty.

Chloe and June are terrific. Miss the Beek. R.I.P. And a cute moment from Liza Lapira. I love this show. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JLe...

Del Taco controlling the narrative.

David, if you want a BJ next time you're in Arkansas come find me babe. www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideo...

Being from Arkansas means I don't consider Texas or Florida part of "The South".

Duh.

Good news guys. The GOP now recognizes gender affirming care

When will this fucking world cup bullshit be over? I hate it so much.

Remember how he ruined Star Wars forever?

We've sold more salads today than in the past two weeks. People are ridiculous.

Retail has made me such a casual liar. I can tell you we're out of something for such a boring reason you'll forget you asked. But really I got behind on prep because a pipe burst and had to clean it up. But they ask follow ups to the pipe story. Not for a supply chain issue.

Charo is a Capricorn, LL Cool J is a Capricorn, Greta Thunberg is a Capricorn and LazyBrian is a Capricorn

Dress for the job you want.

A lady just bought a matcha tea in a large cup and poured a Dr. Pepper into it.

meat allergy tick son, explosive diarrhea parasite daughter

Someone from Jurassic Park died. The Millennials are gonna be on one today.

My terrarium progress. June 8 to July 12

Trying to find something nice to say about Skeletor doesn't make you more like He-Man, it just makes it seem like you are fine with Skeletor.

One time I went on a cruise.

The meats

Every Go-Go dancer at a bear event.

I’ll miss the way he is said “Izrull.”

The only crazy rich person thing I want is a lazy river water ride of my own.

Happy #caturday from my 1983 Hello Kitty.

Listening to a podcast of two character actors who are in literally dozens of shows and movies as normal people secondary characters talk about how there are no character actors anymore who look like normal people. Bitch, you are Wendie jo Sperber!

The hawk returned! It's a Sharp-Shinned Hawk, I think. It flew up and was sitting in the tree and then immediately got chased away by two crows. Crows for the win! So, hopefully the crows will protect the feeders so they can use them too. I've been leaving peanuts and pine nuts out for them.

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

But remember in the late 80s when cable TV like TBS and Nick at Nite had started dividing up syndicated 60s tv and running super blocs of shows. "Two full hours of The Monkees!" at 6 and 11! We were already primed for binge watching.

But then sometimes marketing really works on me.

I spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes this morning. He said "So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici..." Then there was 19 minutes of uncomfortable silence as he breathed and then, well, I hung up

Marketing mostly doesn't work on me anymore so I did not buy one of these. But I like they have teeth.

This is labeled "Adult Content" even though it's just a still of Parker Posey in Party Girl wearing a bra top. Is this better you Puritan assholes?

Yes, Derrick, they're jeans, and they're in order. Don't mix them up.

Holy Shit! I just saw a hawk dive bomb a mourning dove off the bird feeder and is now eating it in the front yard. Yikes. nature is real.

The hospital employee insurance started covering GLP1s. Half of the people on hospital staff have lost at least 40 pounds in the last two months.