Why don't starships have a stairwell in the middle? those steep ship stairsways. It seems like it would be very useful and faster when the turbolifts go down. Crawling through all those jeffries tubes and then climbing a ladder for five decks, No thanks. I'm gonna walk to the stairs. #startrek

It's Transgender Awareness Week. We acknowledge the Transgender, Intersex & Non-Binary individuals of our community. Every person who comes out or lives their true selves in today's climate of scapegoating hate has more courage than many will ever know. You are welcome & you are loved. 🖖🏻💚

A muscle mary at the NYT turned into a bear and now is flagging fisting bottom. Drop the OF sis.

I got lights for it! #lego

I had a job for a minute where the owner had a bunch of autographed photos on the wall. Like, Carol Channing, Joan Rivers, Miss Piggy, Rupaul. Hella gay. But he printed them out and signed them all himself. I thought it was funny, but also, you could have gotten real ones online for like $20

If you see this, post a #StarTrek

The chef adds butter. Salt and pepper to taste. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Oz1...

My front porch goo-gaws are cute.

I was talking to a young person about service industry dynamics. I told her when I was a waiter if a table of three gay guys were my table it would either be the kiki of the week and I would get a 50% tip, or it would be misery for all involved and I would get 0. That's how we are.

Mamdani is going to institute Mullally law Which means when you see Debra Messing in public you have to hope she did not see you and hide in a shop until she passes.

When I got my tires changed this is the guy that yelled at me for not having "a key lock(?)" and then pulled out a huge box of them and told me "it'll be a while".

Oh gloried defender, glimpse the fullness of my spheres.

Theydies and Gentlethems, Guinea Pig Tanks!

This was standard policy when I worked at Whole Foods in 2000-2008. And we mostly did smile. But you know what else we had? We were paid a pretty good wage. We had excellent insurance. We had plenty of staff. We had profit sharing. We got stock option for long time workers. We were treated well.

A couple came in and ordered coffees and when I asked their name they looked at each other and looked at me and said "Cooper" and the giggled. I said "Cool. we'll call your name when it's ready" And the woman looked at me like I kicked a baby. I also have no time for your heterosexual nonsense.

I offered my six month old baby a bottle and she said "There's children all over the world who don't have bottles or daddies. I want to give this bottle to another baby. And daddy, if you want to go take care of other babies I will understand." Children are light.

They act like I don't always watch them back to back like one movie anyway. The new footage would be fun but how long do I have to sit in a theater seat?

If you block the words "Traitors" and "BBUK" your day will be better.

I don't know why I expected the top to open and there be the bridge inside. That is not how LEGO works. I'm more of an under $100 LEGO girlie. But this is cool. Also Keeping Ro as an add on limited run made me yell "ASSHOLES" really loud.

Quote with a 10/10 album

Zodiac graphics are always so great.

she was perfect.

I have ESPN.

They're doing it. They're bringing back "Macarena." 💃

One of the reasons I love Carly Rae Jepsen, I don't know anything about her personal life. I don't know if she's married or where she lives. If she has a cat or a dog, or if she's even been arrested. She's just a nice lady who writes great music and sings good.

🎶KL5-4796 let it ring🎶

How did Sliwa do?

Attention Bluesky! Show me the X-Men!

Good. Can we have a DS9 follow up mini-series about Kira? Can we have a limited series about the lead up to Voyager episode "Timeless" and the future heist of the Delta Flyer and Borg tech with Kim and Chakotay? What's happening at the Symbiosis Institute on Trill? We want to know.

Both my parents died when I was young so I never developed the "humor the boomer" skills. I don't know how all of you haven't poisoned them long ago? They are really quite irritating.

How did I not know these was a sitcom of Down and Out in Beverly Hills?

Daylight savings means you wake up early enough to snuggle with the cat.

I saw a guy behind me at a stop light read my sticker, pick up his phone and google something, then shake his head and put his phone down. #tuvix

I did get a light kit for it, but one of the components didn't work. The little lanterns should light up. I'll get it fixed up good. #LEGO

What I did this weekend.

Them: “I consider myself a cinephile, film is my passion.” Me: "have you seen The Baby? It's great."

Klingon with an eye problem: "Today is a good day to stye!"

Shout out to this absolute banger from 1990. I nominated this as our prom theme in junior year. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-3...

The cats have no concept of daylight savings and are running circles around the bed for breakfast.

Worf for the win of # of episodes. Only three women on the list. Sisko is the quiet captain.

Feliz Dia de los Muertos!

Our separate but equal policy is pretty successful. #caturday

Listening to Hamilton for the first time and look, I know this is sacrilege and everyone’s going to hate me, but it feels a bit like this.

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're the tiny hat Amy Poehler wore in that one sketch on SNL?

Just learning that John Candy was born on October 31st, which technically would make him Halloween Candy...and that brings me joy.

Exactly my vibe.

If you were visiting Peekskill and dropped into Over Our Heads what would you buy as a memento? Me: A ceramic goose.