Some of the bird seed sprouted and are volunteer sunflowers.

I heard gunshots in my neighborhood last night too but you don't hear me bragging me about it.

Security System and Pest Control Companies: Stay tuned for this important announcement. If you are going to send young men around to my house to solicit they should be much more attractive and wear much less clothing. These square state 5s in khakis are not cutting it. Please make a note of it.

Sorry to be so White American but if somebody brings me a Caesar salad with chicken thighs on it I'm gonna be pissed. Breasts only!

Chomatica did not get what it deserved.

Gays have the best stories.

"Avis is so rich 'cause they own all those Sonics."

Quentin Tarantino's origin story.

Christopher Nolan lies for headlines.

Officer Sandy(thighs)Bradshaw from Rocky Road

Post a meme made by you.

How do you know a guys been on steroids and his nuts are the size of M&Ms?

The thing is, you can't be friendly with straight guys because then they think you are friends.

Wow. If people actually stopped going to Taco Bell over this it might make a difference. But they won't. So it doesn't matter complaining about it.

If you flipped a house and you put these tiles in it I wish you the worst.

Enjoy a Vegas hit on a Sunday. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiXH...

I hate this framing. I hate the dividing up of north and south. It makes her sound like a dumb asshole.

When you were really poor and asked to go to Sliver Dollar City you would get to go here.

SHE IS WEARING SOCKS AND SANDALS ON THE BEACH!!!

Finished!

I watched a guy on youtube with really nice forearms who makes terrariums and now I make terrariums.

Listening to all the ad-free episodes of @greatesttrek.com got me like

James Spader in Mannequin was pregnant with John Early

Dream casting this. Willam - Bender Alexis P. Bevels - Brian Shea Coulee - Andrew Squeaky Blonde - Allison Symone- Claire Peaches Christ - Guard

This used to be my playground.

I was really into INXS in Jr. High. and in my head they had an intense rivalry with U2. So I never listened to U2 because I was loyal to INXS. I still feel good about that decision.

My phone reminded me what I was doing on this day in 2007.

And if you crush them up in a bowl and pour milk over them them it makes it very easy.

Why is this coming after me so hard? My Resting Allie Sheedy Face is strong

We actually got married on this day in 2014 by this nice lady we didn't know. Eric and I both rushed to City Hall and did it on our lunch and then both went back to work after. I think we went to dinner that night. Very romantic.

Jawbreaker is such an important movie.

Demi Moore is a B list actress who got really lucky with The Substance. Her livelihood depends on her saying this to keep a job. It's the same as a cashier trying to sell you a loyalty card.

Dannita! It's Christmas!

Watching the Amazon delivery update is engrossing.

Already sold out. Congratulations to the unemployed.

Gender Affirming Care.

Got a visit from Princess Unhelpisha Dupree.

I'm having a rough mental health weekend because... I am after all, me. So got myself a distraction and have watched tv all day.

Being a crafter means having someone hand you a bag of stuff they feel bad throwing out and saying " I thought you could do something with this." It's a nice thought, but it usually end's up me throwing out a bag of stuff someone gave me.

An absolute icon.

I know they cut your pay and benefits. But, in June, fill out the completely anonymous survey sent to you by the ones who cut your pay and benefits and I promise they will listen.