Stonerboner FCF

I’m in yoga training all weekend so I’m gonna get absolutely zooted tonight 🥰🥰🥰

Fursday 🥰

Also, I’ve gotten a bunch of new bator followers in the last few days. Did someone put me on a list? Not complaining! If this is you, know that I have a (free) private telegram channel where I show face more often and do longer verbal video. DM if you’re interested in the link!

A moot from my twitter days who I can’t remember if he’s on here or not is a model in one of the yoga books I’m reading for training! That was a fun surprise today. Also making flashcards to remember the Sanskrit names of poses because we like to have fun over here lol

A freebie for the foot freaks: I got my first ever mani-pedi yesterday 🥰🥰

That hang tho 🥵🥵🥵

It’s that day. #FCF

The trailblazing transgender rights activist Miss Major has passed away at the age of 78. Miss Major was a lifelong organizer and participant in the ballroom scene. She took part in the 1969 Stonewall Riots and was injured by the police — but she kept fighting.

Had to get the most out of these before I do laundry

You can’t run errands if you ain’t cute!

Been cooking and building and bating 😌

Masturbator en repose 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

The cock is fat on Friday #FCF

Since I’m alone this weekend I’m eating all the foods my husband doesn’t really want to eat or doesn’t like. I made homemade shrimp cocktail with homemade cocktail sauce. If it doesn’t singe your eyebrows off, it doesn’t have enough horseradish!

Took a day off and I’ve already had to deal with TWO minor crises before 10am. Gimme a fucking break!

Work is an absolute nightmare (a coworker got laid off today) but I’m checking in to say how funny it is to me just how many people who work in student affairs at universities are bators or just very horny on the internet. We are everywhere!

Wednesday.

This isn’t very mindless sex object of me but this week has been really emotionally exhausting even if I don’t get laid off. The urge to quit and disappear naked into the forest is at an all-time high.

It’s the future, I can see…

Update, they’re even more incompetent than I realized and they sent this not realizing people would assume it meant layoffs were starting when they haven’t yet! I hate it here!

Work announced they have counselors from our EAP on campus today and tomorrow, which I’m pretty sure means that layoffs are starting today. I’m so tired 🫠

www.idrlabs.com/jock-nerd-pr... Nice lol

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

Sure hope I still have a job a month from now 🙃

My revamp of The Brunette Odalisque by François Boucher . 1745

Pro tip, when a stranger says you’re hot, saying that you actually are not attractive is not a great way to make that stranger want to keep talking to you.

Opening any social media these days

Triple x is literally in my display name why are non-horny people reskeeting my post about a cookbook

Also, I can’t wait to read/cook from Samin Nosrat’s new book!!

Yeah, I’m already getting my money’s worth from this mirror

No, YOU bought a mirror you can use for lewd content 😵‍💫

Thank god my weekend starts now because the only thing I wanna be for the foreseeable future is naked and elevated out of my gourd.

I won’t be thinking about him for another second and nor should you.

When you love violence, you shall have it in abundance. And that’s that on that.

We can finally bookmark posts! Let the bsky porn stash building commence!!

So close to being done with this week. Can’t wait to get zooted and play with myself all evening 😌

Sorry I smoke weed and jerk off instead of becoming a fascist

I love a bandwagon. I’ll try to do a mix of genres!

My Labor Day project: LEGO hibiscus!

Crumb shot!

Success! Parmesan sourdough boule.

Second verse, same as the first.

Me at 21-ish. A child!

Laurie Anderson released “O Superman” in 1981 and I did not hear it until 2011 or so and I have never been the same. Every time I am reminded of it, it hits me again. The artistry in simplicity. The innovation. The message. The allusions. WHEW.

🥠🥠🥠

“Who knocks at the Door of Learning?” “I am Everywoman!” First day of a new academic year. All the wild stuff happened last week so my office has been chill all day lol