Casual Friday means big jewelry. 'Cause fuck 'em.

One of the things that I forgot was going to happen when I started losing weight is that my ears will go back to sticking out and moving as part of my facial expressions. I washed my hands in the bathroom earlier and made a face at myself and watched my ears lay back like I'm an angry animal. 😅🤦🤷

Reason for canceling: Other "You caved to the fascists and canceled Jimmy Kimmel. Absolutely unacceptable. Wake up, Mouse." And ya better fukken believe I deleted my account. Hubs called multiple ABC affiliates today and given them an earful. We remain silent at our peril. Hit 'em where it hurts.

Back from vacation, getting my video court on. Wheeeeeeee!

Not me, quoting myself on shit I said almost a decade ago... 😅😏😜 And yet here we are, doing relevant things because they are relevant. 🤷😁👍

A bit of brunch before loading up the car for departure for the first stage of the post-vacation road trip.

Serving some saucy Bowser side-eye... 😜😁👍

And a bit of Coachy dadness as well...

More park cigars before departure...

Park pavilion cigars marking the official beginning of vacation. @cubziz.com says, "Stop taking pictures of me, dammit."

Vacation Mode™: ACTIVATE!!

It's that time of year, folks. Just a bit over two weeks of vacation, mostly off-grid, unplugged, and in retreat so that I can regain my sanity and the ability to face down the usual bullshit that I have to deal with on the daily.

When you're exhausted and cranky, but you're properly groomed, you take the selfie anyway... #VacationEve

Working in the office on a Saturday, trying out some different septum jewelry. How do we feel about the solid ring, kids?

Hold wolp gentle like hamburger #Doodles

To paraphrase @nunya.bidness.me: Who loves a big pineapple from his front porch? FOXBEAR BULGEPANTS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

STATE OF THE PINEAPPLE: FREAKIN' DELICIOUS!! 🎉🍍🎉 🎉🍍🎉 IT HAS HAPPENED!! SUCCESS ALL THE WAY AROUND!! HUZZAH!! 🎉🍍🎉 You may now be jealous of my coworkers who will get to sample this tasty golden goodness tomorrow. 🍍🍍🍍🤤🤤🤤

#RealShitSaturday Sometimes real life demands that we spend ten hours reviewing video court record on a Saturday. But eventually, we gotta put the laptop down and go touch grass. Or at least water the plants. My mutant pineapple and other green babies get thirsty in all this heat!

THE RESHAPENING: Update Finally beginning to see the redistribution of various shapes and proportions back into places that I was accustomed to pre-pandemic. Still with some fluff and chonk that needs reduction for the hernia surgery, but I will gladly take these signs of progress...

Had a pal unexpectedly include me when he was putting his pits on display for someone else today during lunch. I was feeling a bit cheeky and sent back a Thirsty Thursday series of my own from my office. 🤣🤣 I rarely do the suspenders with no shirt, but I can't say that I hate the look. 😏😏😜😜

Saturday afternoon park cigars in excellent weather with my sweet fuzzy bull, @cubziz.com.

Today's gym offerings. I'm putting in the work. Just gotta reduce the belly enough that they will fix my umbilical hernia... The relief for knees and back will be welcomed, too, I suppose, but this isn't really a vanity project. That said, I know people like to look, so... 😜😁👍

Awwwww, look. A young FoxBear, when he first started feeling good enough about his appearance to put pictures of himself on the interwebz in the form of douchey gym selfies...

THE RESHAPENING™ continues. (Now to the point that my umbilical hernia has partially popped back in... 😅😅)

There's an alarm panel outside of my office that beeps every time we get more than about a half inch of rain. We can't turn it off here. It has to be done remotely by the security people. And when they don't do it quickly, we get to spend the day driven insane by beeping... 🤬🤬🤬

The FoxDad™ Says: "If you make me get out of my chair, you will not enjoy what follows..." A tad cranky in the office this morning. Caffeinating, but still moderately homicidal...

Can we pwease have a bunch more of dis? Pwetty pwease, Anonymous senpai? 🥺🥹👉👈 UwU? 😏😏😈😈

Sweaty gym day!

Cross-posting from FarceBlarg.

BREAKING: An Ohio police officer has been placed on leave after using force to remove protesters blocking a bridge during an anti-ICE demonstration. Sickening!

The final groom, since I shared the "before."

Monochromatic and in need of grooming, but still feeling myself a bit. Let's tweak the mundanes and disturb the vanilla mortals just a tad. Are you offended? If so, good--it means I'm reaching the proper audience... 😏😈

It's Friday. New shiny bits came in the mail, going from 8ga to 6ga. Tomorrow will come with a restoration of homohawk powers and probably a touch of beard cleanup. Excellent.

Happy Thursday, everyone. Have I mentioned how fucking hot my beautiful and awesome, sweet, fuzzy bullpuppy boy (@cubziz.com) is lately? Because got-DAMN!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Happy International Non-Binary People’s Day to all of my lovely enbies, theydies and gentlethems! Go forth knowing that you are loved, fully embracing and expressing your authenticity! Any who are confused by you almost certainly deserve their confusion! 🎉🏳️‍⚧️🤝🏳️‍🌈🎉

Once upon a time, twenty years ago, there was a baby foxbear that lived in the faraway land of the rising sun... He had long, curly brown hair and a mischievous twinkle in his eye, and he wandered the prefecture, hither and yon, where he was known to locals as the wakayamakuma... #tbt

Oh, hey. Remember that one time when my boy and I ate the sauce equivalent of Guatemalan Insanity Peppers and kinda spaced out for a bit? youtu.be/k8rgYYINs-g?... Pepperidge Farm remembers...🤣🤣😜😜 #tbt

Please make sure that people you know see this. Some will never be convinced, I know, but some might still have their conscience shocked awake if they see what we're screaming about...

Alligator Alcatraz from within

To all of my LGBTQ+ folks, you should be asking this directly to every single straight person you know. We are but a pink triangle away... 😐😐😐

Any Dem focusing on talking about tax cuts for the rich now instead of "President threatens to arrest Democratic Nominee for Mayor of NYC while celebrating opening of Florida Concentration Camp" is not paying attention and is not fighting for you and your safety.

You mispronounced Alligator *Auschwitz* you russo-operative shitbag. 🤬🤬🤬🤮🤮🤮

Wake up, kids. The nightmare is here. *deep breaths*

Cross-posting from FarceBlarg...

Carhartt. Because people have fetishes...

Homosexuality: RECHARGED Finish Pride month strong, kids!

King Koopa glares at you from his throne, but gestures at you to come closer. Your ass begins twitching and tingling in anticipation as you ready yourself to go across his lap, tiny involuntary whimpers escaping you as you creep forward to bow down before Bowser and that deep, evil chuckle... 😈😈😈