Haircut time here. Needed something interview ready and appropriate for my frame. Quite happy.

Dad had a hell of a day at work. He need a cigar and a blowjob… and sorry boy, I already have the cigar. So get to work…

Welcome to the enshitification of Amazon. Order says it is delivered. No package arrived. Security system was not triggered. And there’s no picture on Amazon’s system, so I select the options to report it as missing as they now claim that it might be marked as arriving before it actually arrives.

Nap time… who wants to be little spoon? I don’t bite… much.

For any fan of Stargate’s 200th episode, you remember the Marionette scene (aka Team America parody). I had never looked at the keyboard Harriman is typing… “ALEXSUCKS” and “DICKS”. Hahahahahaha. It’s been 20 years and I never caught that! Whole clip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gm-...

Flashback: IML 2017. Purchased a heavy duty harness that looked good on my frame. With Easter Berlin & SmokeOut recently, I wanted to share a leather related pic. NGL: There’s a few smol’r folks I expect to jump up on my shoulders & pretend this is a scene from Mad Max 2: Thunderdome… ;)

No Man’s Sky players: Arrived at my settlement and was asked to tax hallucinogenic consumption, which I of course said NO and vetoed. But then my S-Class bathhouse, er, I mean “Advanced Leisure Facility” opened up. ;)

I never get FOMO but seeing all the pics from SmokeOut just reminds me how much I need to do more leather events again. Haven’t done ClAW or IML since before COVID. And all the hot men in their leathers with their cigars. *drools* Pic is a decade old. My first piece of full cow at CLAW. So happy…

Another repost. C’mon boy. You know where your face goes. Don’t worry the neighbors will ignore you. But the security camera is streaming… so do your best to get at least two outta me.

Fuck. So true. So so so true.

Was really excited about this until I discovered it was an April Fool’s joke… Er… Wait what? I mean, ew, how disgusting… how would anyone ever click through? *hides hardon*

And to my CHC Club brothers in Chicago, please help Graph have a great time for me! I wish I could be there to help myself! ❤️ Been years since I was able to attend (back when it was in STL) and I really miss it!

Out having a cigar after a rough day at work. Saved the company from losing a million dollar contract they already signed… but I’ll never see a dime.

Cigartime today. Work was rough. But I’m off now. Picked three cigars but may have to cut first one short as the sun is out and my porch will feel like a heat lamp in the direct sun, so may have a round 2. Need a boy to faceplant in the shorts. ;)

Today was a nostalgic music day. Dug deep into the music archive and found some amazing music. Props to @50poundnote.com as these are back from LiveJournal days. Really brought back the memories. Thank you so much! Past>Forward Vol 1. Animated GIF is my turntable playing a modern “classic”. Hehe.

Another repost. Needed a break to enjoy a cigar. You know where to go, boy. Get to it.

Breakfast Cigartime for Coach. Decided to enjoy my protein while I enjoy a cigar and some espresso coffee. And don’t give me that look, boy… I got protein for you too, you just have to work for it. I always said you needed more protein in your diet. And I’ll be happy to provide. Get to work…

Cigartime today. It’s 85 out (was 18 out two days ago) and so time to have a cigar in the sun. Was recently told I don’t wear tanks enough, so figured that and short shorts were perfect. Sadly the wrapper on my cigar cracked immediately.

OMGOMGOMG it finally arrived. Commodore 64 Ultimate Founder’s Edition Ordered back last July. #commodore

Cigartime. Work sucked. Eight conf calls today. Four of which I presented. But dug out my old iPod and decided to enjoy some Richard Cheese and two cigars. (iPod has an SSD installed.)

Another repost. In some tight Under Armour but showing a little ass… Just need someone to slide on in and drop a load or ten.

Another repost. This was taken at CLAW in 2017 I believe. This puppy is armed and dangerous. Think you can handle him?

Another repost. Decided to wear some football gear out for a walk. Now to find someone willing to use my tight end in the bushes and maybe leave a massive cum stain in my shorts.

Another repost. During Covid, fairly early on, decided I needed to gear up in my Full Cow for a cigar.

I miss coming home from work and having someone to talk to.

At Hibearnation in 2011 (I think) at JJ’s, a friend (can’t remember if it was Bud or Drew) gave me a glow-stick bracelet which did not fit my wrist. So as I was unsure what to do with it, I stuck it in my nose and spent the evening glowing. ;) I loved the pride Neon sign behind and how it looked.

Found a bunch of old Twitter pics I posted. Account is long gone, but should I repost some of them? Maybe one a day? This pic is from the Covid era. Couldn’t get any action so decided to wear my red puppy slutwear for the Internet.

Cigartime again! It is 82 out right now, so slutty Under Armour it is.

Cigartime. Nice day out and I need to wear these new shorts.

Just got home from my trip to KY. Decided to change into some relaxing gear.

Having cigars with Sir. Dug out the new cigars!

Gonna be rainy tomorrow, so cigar time on the deck is today!

Why am I seriously debating getting a Trapper Keeper for work? Both as a joke and to use. Have I become a parody of myself? I took in my original of “Never Gonna Give You Up” that I DJ’d. Or my original GBA (upgraded) with repaired MadCatz battery grip with my Pokemon LeafGreen Cart.

On a Sunday at 8am… but needed groceries and needed to bulge.

Still moving into the new office, but I'm definitely making progress... Having a window is weird, y'all...

Nice and sunny out and I need a cigar or two. And yes straight from work. I look like a middle manager dad.

Pup Challenge: Have pups watch Bolt the movie and not react from repeatedly hearing “You’re MY Good Boy.” *melts*

Really enjoy the new UA. (Ignore my ugly bathroom wall.) Now if only it was warmer so I could take a park walk in it. ;) (29 out this morning)

Work was tough today. I heard a rumor that I’m being transferred back to my old team. I asked my boss who said No, but then said he’d update me in my 1:1. Tomorrow afternoon. So to relieve some stress I decided I’d have two cigars and a drink… I think I added too much ice.

Had the golf Dad look earlier when I had to go run an errand.

It’s 70 degrees out and time for cigars. Enjoying some UA bulginess tonight. Can’t wait for the weekend… been almost two weeks since I got off.

I admit I didn’t know this. And apparently there’s an entire Reddit thread on this. I mean, I knew crime was bad here but not in the 60s! :p

I have this horrible sense of foreboding before my trip. :( Can’t explain as it is just a feeling. But it feels like something ominous is waiting.

Another nice night. Pulled two cigars but probably only warm enough for one. But I think I’m pulling Dad vibes today.

Over with work… time for a cigar as it finally is decent. 55F out and snow still on the ground (for now). Who wants to help me get dirty?

Geared up here, and while the jersey was for the winning team then… we just haven’t done well since then. Guess I lost. So bottoms up?

Got the haircut today… Just in time for NAB. It should be just the right length for head rubs and other men’s hands on the back of my head when I’m kneeling.

You know what… Me too! (Especially after the decimation of Sesame Street, PBS, etc.)

In two weeks, I’ll be attending NAB and I’ve had mixed success there. Particularly in the darkroom *cough* clothing optional hospitality suite, where I tend to strike out. Any suggestions on ways to get lucky? Or at least increase odds? Anyway figured I’d share two pics. Full cow and full sub. ;)

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