John Blanche

A) we don't own anything now B) the stuff we don't own doesn't work and can be taken away at a moments notice

cough is about 75% gone, even though my voice is still kinda fucked and now my nose has become an overflowing chalice of snot an improvement, I’d say

eat shit ticketbastard

First day as an infrastructure engineer at Bluesky. They let me put a piece of bologna in the CD drive and nothing bad has happened so far

Do you know how many civilian cars the U.S. produced between Feb 1942 and August 1945? 139. Not 139 thousand. 139.

Can you imagine how people would respond to rationing literally anything

the world of ultimate gaming

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND done.

it’s not a lot but I’m actually getting money back this year instead of owing, that hasn’t happened since like. 2021

get their asses

this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

tomorrow.........................

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ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

if AI has no haters then that means I died

I can’t fall back asleep so I guess it’s strawberry ice pop for breakfast

I merged the two most inspirational artpieces in internet history

LISTEN,

listen,

An AuDHD student who describes themselves as an “all-or-nothing” person has chosen “nothing” again, eyewitnesses have claimed.

this cough is gonna leave me with the most shredded abs you’ve ever seen

*slap bass sting*

oh btw I saw Fishbone with @adriofthedead.bsky.social on Saturday and they fucking killed it

still thinking about this movie I end up laughing so hard I blew out my already ragged voice and now I can’t talk today lol

being mutuals with @mainmandarin.bsky.social

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

OBAMNAH

This looks like a still from a 2002 video game

why can’t tomolife be out now i’m sick and I wanna rot on the couch playing with stupid little dolls in a virtual ant farm >:u

He was targeted by the feds at 18. Now at 43, he's back in the government's crosshairs—for helping his neighbors fight ICE.

glad I swapped my weekend to get today off cause damn I am feeling r o u g h from last night’s show, lads 🐟🦴

mikey used to vanish for 6 years and return with one video, raph would stream every day from a different location and ask you to buy him a coffee and some merch

raphael vs michelangelo was actually the first long form content creator vs streamer war

one day of this and i’d start talking like barrett in ff7

Regulate corporations, not people. Start by regulating the use of algorithms to deliver content, don’t allow ads/paid targeting anyone under 16, platform culpability for the spread of misinformation on, require limits on engagement-based user experience design, etc.

Any random billionaire or even merely millionaire executive controlling literally everything, would die in a gristly manner in about a week of living like a normal person with a normal job.

anyone who says people opposing data centers are just nimbys need to stop echoing industry propaganda and see what it’s actually like to live near one

A beautiful spring morning at Bonsteel Park beach! 6x8 oil on linen. 🌊 #enpleinair #oilpainting #paintoutside

since folks are asking: this is at Shorty’s, a Chicagoan owned dive in Belltown

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

first 100% authentic chicago dog since moving to seattle 👌🌭

years ago he was the subject of ridicule but now retroachievements has turned everyone into him.....

Forever this

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.