Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism

One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be

As the industry will no doubt remind us, deaths from driverless cars remain minimal, never exceeding one per individual.

it’s me

Bari Weiss saying “what’s the point of standards?” is the type of self-parody that Bari Weiss would have the sense to avoid if she wasn’t Bari Weiss

NO THANK YOU

when he dies from absolute social isolation, may Joyce prepare the eulogy

do you have any idea how fucking racist you have to be for white Afrikaners to distance themselves from you??

Bean has the chance to do a legendary thing

Anita Baker’s Giving You the Best That I Got followed by Deniece Williams’ Let’s Hear It for the Boy, I am firmly in my auntie era

you fucking bozo @schumer.senate.gov

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

I can have a little Nothing Wrong with Love. As a treat.

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it

cam'ron is one of hip hop's true originals and j cole is a skilled composite of his influences, the debate about who's "better" feels irrelevant to me because only one really left his mark and changed the game

this is a fantastic list (and a very fun concept!) I’d like to also submit: Bryter Later Kerplunk Dynasty: Roc La Familia Gish Strawberry Jam On Avery Island Aquemeni

why? did we find out some bad shit after he died tragically in a car crash in the holland tunnel after the Pablo listening party in 2017?

last night I dreamed that I was playing Kanye West records (vinyl! Not even giving him a fraction of a penny for streams!) and two friends walked in and I had a genuinely remorseful confession about it

this is great, well reasoned, thoughtful commentary and you should watch it

every picture of sam altman looks like he's about to talk about his favorite dinosaur, and every quote of sam altman would sound smarter if he was talking about his favorite dinosaur

you fucking bozo @schumer.senate.gov

best song of all time www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nmP...

it’s a nice day for a 5x5

The Predator's mouth evolved to do that because his people wouldn't stop making impractically large novelty foods for social media. we will share the same fate unless we ban it now

can Republicans please stop making their dystopian nightmares sound so fuckin cool?

find the lunch joint in your town that's offering a new hoagie called the Sean Dunn. those are your people

they freed the sandwich man www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcA...

SANDWICH GUY IS FREE

this can be a challenge for me, which is why I enjoy the tactile experience of collecting, holding, and most importantly playing records

so is Wemby actually like 8’5” or what

Folks, this is cool and good

The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines

My man, you’re doing governance because you are the governor. You don’t get to claim it as extra credit- that was literally the assignment.

“It’s probably the only non-Islamo-Marxist, uh…dollars-“ maaaan if you don’t shut your bitch ass up

these dweebs are trying so hard to evade blame they even had little signs printed up that say “the Democrat shutdown”

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

sorry it's still so funny we woke up to Dick Cheney dying today too

congratulations to cuomo's 13 (probably more) survivors on getting to watch this man get humiliated so thoroughly in front of the entire world yet again

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

NEED A FOLLOWUP INTERVIEW WITH EVERY BILLIONAIRE WHO SAID THEY WERE LEAVING NEW YORK, AND ALSO ALAN DERSHOWITZ.

MAYOR ZOHRAN KWAME MAMDANI!!!!!!!!!!!

Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”

There are more of us than there are of them.