Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

Neologism: Pedantophile. Noun. One who argues a little too enthusiastically to demonstrate they understand the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia.

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I looked it up and John Trump died I believe about 10 years before Kaczynski was publicly known as the Unibomber suspect so how would Trump have known to ask his uncle about Kaczynski in the 80s? 🤔

In Navarro’s defense, he was absent — in prison — for much of the campaign.

Actually, quite flattering.

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

No notes.

The FBl is offering a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the backpack shooter. The NYPD has added another $10,000. UnitedHealthcare is kicking in a $25 copayment.

Anyone got eyes on Kristi Noem

Trump Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services nominee Dr. Oz once said the uninsured “don’t have the right to health,” but should be given “a way of crawling back out of the abyss” with “15-minute physicals” provided by the government “in a festival like setting.”

The real story on Capitol Hill is the desire of GOP men to have transgender women in their bathrooms

BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms.

So Republicans are for getting rid of student debt after all. They just have to have slept with the student first.

Everyone who thinks Nancy Mace should be barred from using the restroom on any airplane because both men and women use it, raise your hand.

Looking forward to learning how appointing an accused child-sex-trafficker as AG and a suspected Russian asset as DNI will lower the price of eggs

The top seven problems that AI solves perfectly can all be counted on one hand.

I love the rebooted "For Better or Worse" comic strip as much as the original; but knowing the latter well, seeing the hints that profoundly sad parts are coming soon is doing a number on my emotions - even though they're just characters. IYKYK.

Splendidly efficient letter to the editor of the Washington Post criticizing their ruinously misdirected Trump coverage. Pass it on. #ThePressIsTheProblem cc @dangillmor.bsky.social @jayrosen.bsky.social

They really are reacting like Kelce gave them a swirly last week and Swift turned them down for a date in front of the whole 5th period study hall

This is art.

IYKYK

Every single complaint Republicans make about Democrats is projection, pure and simple. www.iowapublicradio.org/ipr-news/202...

Twitter is putting hateful conduct labels on for cis hate but not trans hate

NYT covering Hillary Clinton’s “deplorables” remark vs NYT covering Donald Trump’s “vermin” remark.

"HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT." - cats