If we even have game shows in 2028.

I just had a notion to look up a box score for an old UNC NCAA tournament game and discovered that Jeff Fryer played 18 minutes against them in the game, shot 14 3’s and committed 4 fouls. A more quintessential YMCA league stat line I’ve never seen.

Find someone who loves you the way KenPom hates UNC. Kentucky (#15) and Kansas (#20), both with 3 losses, are ranked ahead of a 7-1 UNC team (#22) who beat both of them and whose only loss is to Michigan State (#10). 🤷‍♂️

I heard UNC just turned the ball over three more times while they were in the locker room at halftime.

It’s so wild that Hubert Davis was one mediocre shooting half by Kansas away from being a national championship coach.

There’s also the less fun part of watching England, Mexico, and Argentina all seeing who can score the most goals against Cape Verde to help their goal differential.

If ever there were a need for a GIF of Marcia Brady saying, “Oh, give me a fucking break, Jan” it is now.

I feel like the U.S. Olympic trials for curling is like if there were 2 bowling alleys in America and each one picked its best guys and they played each other every 4 years. That’s pretty accurate, yeah?

I can only assume that Mike McDaniel is just trying to get fired at this point.

Many people are saying that Trump gave Bill Clinton a blow job and there are pictures of it in the Epstein files. I’m not saying it but many people are.

Am I wrong?

Did I just hear Troy Aikman say that both offenses are showing how good they are as a game went to half 0-0?

I’ve heard this idiot announcing the UNC-Stanford football game say a few times that Stanford is utterly dominating the game and UNC is lucky to still be in it. Stanford has 100 yards of offense at halftime. I’ve never heard a supposedly neutral announcer be this biased before. Embarrassing for him.

How embarrassing is it to be in body armor and have a guy throw a sandwich at you and then you go to court and lie about the sandwich exploding all over you and the jury laughs at you? How can a girl ever get wet in your presence again?

Stephanie Ruhle’s show had an um, weird vibe to it tonight.

My first thought was “This crazy woman really thinks she’s important enough that someone would want to kill her?” and then I remembered she signed the Epstein petition and realized “Oh, yeah, maybe she’s getting calls from inside the house.”

I’m sure there’s a betting market for this somewhere so what are the odds on Erika Kirk being the next First Lady?

That was an all-time baserunning blunder to end Game 6.

The team on the right is down 14-6 at halftime because they’re the Dolphins and of course they are.

And also this gem (also with comments disabled). Really odd to describe putting a guy with 99 stolen bases over the past 3 seasons on first base every time he comes up as “excluding him from play.”

This snowflake came up with the worst take in baseball take history and when the comments started turning against her she disabled comments and quote tweets instead of just deleting her stupid post. Wow.

I mean, this was just too easy to see coming.

I see walks coming. And the first of those walks scoring the winning run.

Starting to feel a little left out because I haven’t been thrown out on the basepaths in this Dodgers-Blue Jays game.

This is a pretty top-level uniform matchup on Sunday Night Football.

I can’t even imagine what this is supposed to mean.

How many times has Elliot Lurie played “Brandy” and why do I want it to be like 10,000 more times?

Some on the left are saying that House Republicans should do their jobs, but Adelita Grijalva was elected almost a month ago and hasn’t shown up for a single vote, so that kind of destroys their argument.

This is why being a Dolphins fan in 2025 is great. We don’t have to deal with the roller coaster on the left, just the predictable misery of the right.

People, seriously, Colombia is the country Trump wants to declare war on. Not Columbia, the capital of South Carolina. I don’t think he wants war with them. Yet. Not Columbia, the university in New York. OK, he probably does want to declare war on them.

Crazy that the big divide between parties in America now is that one party thinks that rich adult males shouldn’t be raping underage girls and the other party thinks that people who have that opinion are terrorists.

Funny that the candidate in the NYC mayoral debate who speaks the best and most understandable English is the “socialist Muslim” Zohran Mamdani and not Andrew Cuomo or Curtis Sliwa who both sound like anchor babies.

Why is everybody on TV pretending that Israel isn’t going to start bombing Gaza again as soon as they get their hostages back?

Considering how much Kristi Noem has been whining about how her invasion force can’t get fed in Chicago these guys ain’t gonna last to the weekend.

Pam Bondi is the most petulant child I have ever seen in my life. And she’s almost 60 years old. Embarrassing.

If the Blue Jays keep this up Trump’s going to have ICE raid their clubhouse at Yankee Stadium on Tuesday.

I see that Michael Soroka was out there doing Michael Soroka things today.

UNC’s defense has been on the field for 9 plays and given up 3 TDs and 207 yards. 23 yards a play.

Doesn’t seem ideal that a guy can roll up on a waterfront restaurant and open fire, hitting at least 10 people, and there is no coverage on either cable news or the local news about it.

NGL the Richmond football coach seems like kind of a dick.

Did the Charlie Kirk shooter yell “Sic Semper Tyrannis” when he jumped off the roof?

Kash Patel going to the site of the Charlie Kirk shooting makes me think of him walking around with a magnifying glass and a cereal box decoder ring while checking his Twitter timeline every 30 seconds.

“Kash Patel and Dan Bongino are on the way to Utah to head manhunt for killer of Charlie Kirk” is the 2025-iest of 2025 headlines.

I just looked at the box score of the Braves game and um… 🤔… wait, um, what?

No shit.

16 days come at you fast.

Dystopian thought of the night: The reason it seems to me that a lot of the supposed ICE agents we keep seeing look Hispanic is because they are just grabbing Latinos and giving them a choice to either go to a gulag or join their side and help grab others.

Um… might need a lifeline on this one. #trivia

I’m a little worried we might be stretching our military a little thin by fighting wars against both Iran and Americans at the same time.

Just occurred to me that I am old enough that I remember when an MLB team in a major city that had been around for like 100 years hosted its first night game and now I feel like somebody who saw Lou Gehrig’s speech in person.