What if god was one of us Just a stranger on a bus And he was eating something on the bus And it smelled real strong on the bus You felt it was inappropriate but what could you do? That's god, you know? It's not a fair power dynamic What then?

Ok I haven't watched it yet but the person responsible for naming an Alien Earth episode "the real monsters" should be put in stocks until every american has had the chance to throw a tomato

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but whipping out your bic and writing "Anti-ice" on some bullets is the move of someone panicking because this guy died with a copy of the turner diaries in his hands or something

I know it's silly and no one using language this way is really thinking very hard about it but I get very annoyed by the dual role of therapy as both an institution that enforces normalcy and the villain causing moral decay. We demand people go to therapy in the same breath we blame the language

These fuckers. 3 God damn years of construction noise starting at 6 every God damn morning. Theyve slowed down building so much were on track for another 3 years I am going to lose my fucking mind

You can dip lemon nekot wafers in basically any hot drink but tea and hot chocolate are both excellent choices.

Driving home through the neighborhood. See a guy standing out watching his kids play in the lawn. I smile and slow down just in case. It was good because the other half of his kids were hiding in one of the cars to leap out in front of and throw firecrackers at passing vehicles.

Making the conscious choice to play a video game instead of rushing around my house starting tasks and getting increasingly distressed that none of them are the *right* task

Have you ever seen a sleepier boy?

Holy shit I was almost back and I saw a guy like halfway up and he was going "actually, I believe a full immersion water baptism of a consenting adult is necessary for salvation" and the holy spirit fucking spiked him like a football. It was gruesome.

I was on the way home and I saw a guy who was wrapped in a fitted sheet when he raptured and he was just sorta hanging there while the holy spirit swore and tried to fold it

I went down to the walmart and there were a bunch of raptured people up in the rafters with the pigeons. They had a cherry picker trying to shoo them out but one went in the HVAC so they had to shut the store down till they could figure out what to do.

Ah fuck someone raptured in my house and now they're flying around bouncing off the ceiling fan. I've got every window open and I've been waving a broom but they just won't go out

Im joining the war on autism on the side of autism

Sharing my screen on discord induces a special kind of paranoia even when there's nothing on any of my screens that I dont want to be seen

Memento mori - bug edition

Go outside, throw the toy.. peri comes back with two drops of what look like bright, fresh blood on his paw. No wounds anywhere. Definitely dripped on from above. Slightly tacky.. no idea

My dog sweater impluse was started by a pink one with a pumpkin on it that said "Mommy's lil Pumpkin" which would have been hilarious but this one looks genuinely very good on him. I'm blown away by how handsome he is in it

Alert, alerte, alarm, alerta: Dog in a sweater. Repeat - dog in a sweater

Twins!

So the uk has now taken the stance that Palestine is a state but advocating for that state is a terrorism

Peritas, esq

I think people should read about what the Nuremberg trials actually did before they pin their hopes on them as a model. Should probably also look up what conscription is before crediting wwii soldiers as motivated by antifascism.

Dungeons and dog

Aww the CC noticed i was feeling sick. At least one of them cares 😂

Increasingly sincere in my theory that advertising is a fake industry built on folk beliefs about what advertising is and does. A belief that has become so powerfully embedded that it has become divorced from the content. What is important is the ritual of advertisement

CC girl lounging like a pro

I hate it when the wifi is bad and that somehow makes my llm tell me to grate a pear

Woke up at 5 not feeling well. The dog remains unimpressed that we haven't gone out yet

What in the fuck are we doing here? How did we get to a place where this isn't even a very weird example of the sort of.. advertisement? That you can expect 2 of in every news article?

A tree is basically one giant compound eye on a stalk when you think about it.

It must be really embarrassing to be a youtuber doing a video about right wing ghouls and have to do an add read about how you need both sides of the news that implies that you are not yourself trustworthy because you have a perspective

I don't wanna brag but I went to the gym AND did 5 basic household tasks today.

If you snapped your fingers and gave dems a trifecta tomorrow, they would immediately become conciliatory, and if there was any danger of actual prosecutions, they would issue pardons to prevent them. After that, it would be a revenge tour against Mamdani and disloyal elements of the left.

Lol. Signed up for this campaign. The DM says "oh, good. You're a rogue so that'll come in handy." It's true, I am technically a rogue.. with 14 dex, no stealth proficiency, and no weapon. It's my pacifist support mastermind rogue/peace cleric

At the gym the trainer made an offhand remark to someone else about how everyone has one thing they just naturally have good form for except for me who does them all right, and I genuinely have no idea whether I overheard a compliment or sarcasm. I feel like I have medium good form?

Entirely too many news clips lately you could play in the background during the first act of a disaster movie to give the audience a quick sense that things are fucked

Has any other culture had a large enough media cycle moving quickly enough that their politics played out as a reflection of their storytelling like this? Like has any other culture been able to be like "Oh, there are like 7 stories from the last decade where exactly this happened to a word?"

Remember - if someone is going around shouting about how other people are subhuman and should be exterminated, that's the right kind of politics. That's laudable specifically because it's upsetting. Dont you know the whole liberal project exists to make sure we can do a hatespeech?!

I've had a sort spot on my toe callous for weeks and I finally went digging and it was a blister that had been trapped between layers of callous, forming a permanent bubble. The pain was coming from the pressure of the lump. Anyway it was real nasty, thought you should know

Lol next door just invited me to join my neighbors at a house I haven't lived at since 2004

Why does the search bar on android open a non-chrome window which doesnt preserve your input or results if you tab away? Like you own a fucking browser company you jackasses

Has there ever been a handsomer boy? Dog scientists say no

Which of these idyllic trailside scenes in a state park do you think someone is allowed to hunt deer next to? Along this gravel nature walk intended for families and seniors Did you guess all of them? Its all of them.

Peri boy all brushed and dressed up

We saw the friendly cat that had those terrible fur mats last time. Someone got him groomed. Still super friendly and kinda gross. Poor sweet baby

New work rules are out for PA food stamp recipients. Rule 1 - you must accept any job offer Rule 2 - you must not choose to work less than 30 hours (the exceptions make it sound like having your hours cut by a manager is considered a choice Rule 3 - constant onerous reporting of work

This whole "performative male" discourse is entirely about enforcing gender roles. People are seeing that, right? It's saying "men have to do the man things or theyre tricking you." This should be obvious here in the year two thousand and twenty five.

Peritas: "oh, I see youre not feeling well. I'll just curl up and snuggle till you're ready to get up" CC: *planning violence*