having a pleasant time looking at the manual of uniform traffic control devices

#1984 rb.gy/txr7wg

you can smell their desperation. and folks, don't we love it

if you are a congressional republican looking at a 15% swing left in a special with 94% turnout there is now a little voice in the back of your head, and it's saying "altitude. altitude. altitude"

This is, of course, fantasy football, but if there's an opportunity to eliminate Border Patrol or ICE, we should make it difficult for agents to ratline to PDs. Municipalities should be able to understand whether or not they're hiring a walking unreasonable-use-of-force liability.

An honor and dream come true to perform alongside Yo-Yo Ma, presented by Celebrity Series at Boston Symphony Hall. 💜 🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)

There’s a word we used to say. They don’t let you say it anymore, but I think it’s a beautiful word. We call it: dialectic. You have the thesis, and then the antithesis, and if you put them together it’s a synthesis. Very powerful. We’ll be looking into that. Very materialist, the theory of history

just completely secured the borders of my realm. that's the time I'll ever have to deal with a confederation of nomadic tribes using unorthodox tactics against my vassals. now to rest easy for a while...

NTSB ship collision post-mortem!

have been prescribed a medicinal pepperoni sandwich (no refill)

been eating at pretty insane times lately... but I've been eating good

highly enranched uranium being produced in complex below hidden valley

noticed that the used equipment trader publication that I receive has switched from the single panel hand-drawn monotone cartoon they've had on there for years to a vividly colored AI cartoon without a credit it's not great or noteworthy but I flip the thing over to look at it when it comes in

tonight's median voter

new yorkers of all faiths now permitted to utter "inshallah"

Alan Dershowitz, Poster's Bushido ennobles but also makes demands,

it's a really great excuse to acquaint yourself with the Bowman Brothers on a Tuesday night

listen very closely: this is the last time you mess with the sensitive tummy crew

staring into crossover SUV high beams aimed straight into my retinas is God's punishment for me, for the crime of driving a sporty little two door

eating the widely reviled chili of my distant homeland

the Japanese food scientists who developed this pancake mix must have worked in some sort of windowless skunk works facility

got a pan large enough to fry a full block of tofu in one go. gamechanger

quad shot of mehmet efendi and ground cardamom at 7PM.... the turkish gambit.....

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO LET HER COOK

first Bundt Cake, a nice little pumpkin and spice deal from the NYT learning that the difference between "glaze with the texture of 3k PSI test concrete" and "free flowing glaze" is only a tsp or two still very palatable

Does America need to build a labyrinth? Critics say a thousand miles of confounding corridors is an extravagant expense, but others say an inescapable maze is required to imprison the creature

laying on the headache juice tonight, I'm afraid

I think it looks like a wolf being sucked into a pagan-Celt katamari

offering my nephews and nieces die-cast construction machinery models in hopes of awakening latent ASD

I love to apologize to foreign manufacturers for my country's trade policy when I ask them to delay shipment for two weeks to see how likely I pay another 5 figures in duties. I'm so proud to grovel for additional time 🇺🇸

when you buy the unusually cheap SFPs

🎵 wrench of the gods 🎵 we drive our ships to new lands

to paraphrase Sumner, Trump may spend $250M on the addition, but I think the people will happily spend $500M to tear the thing down

non-trivial amount of signs referencing eternal hellfire today

pease porridge hot, pease porridge soup, pease porridge soup that's more dilute some like it hot, some like it soup, some like it soup that's more dilute

truly nothing that a cop loves more than shooting things. suspects, dogs (especially dogs), fleeing vehicles, protestors, other cops, passersby, journalists, inanimate objects, their own extremities

☝️Idaho must immediately KNEEL before the resplendent EMIR OF QATAR, his Highness Tamim bin Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani

silence, prot...! I am busy imagining a different, better hypothetical pope who agrees with me

Daily bunny no.3100 is just a branch away

i love rxk nephew

gas station modelo michelada tallboy, cure what ails me