gas station modelo michelada tallboy, cure what ails me

american calmed by sight of hamburger

In 1975, the band Carol held a farewell concert at the venue. Closing firework pyrotechnics set fire to the stage. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhAd...

I Got Some Thoughts About Cop Physiognomy

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

I've had access to a medbed for the past 10 years. But I'm fully healthy already. So I've been using mine to slow cook cuts of beef instead of allowing other people to treat their heart disease, cancer, whatever. You plug in the IV and it just goes to town on a brisket or shank. No idea how it works

lol

introducing Trough, the dedicated slop feed

truly the median voter is equaled in intelligence by several slime molds

I thought the captain would have something on the agenda beyond "prevent the ship from sinking, extinguish the fires on the lower deck." Canapes at 7, perhaps!

*zoning out two sentences into an incredibly bad and tedious analogy* trans... women... are... alchemists...

waiter. a banana if you would. also bring me your most sensual banana-eating utensil

Somen noodle manufacturing line by Ibonoito.

anyone need their horse rotated?

Timeline cleanse with how I feel this morning

This is exactly how reading Pynchon feels

10/10. Chef's kiss. No notes. 💯

after a number of beers I have devised a seasonal soup of considerable power

been getting into JP cuisine as of late

concentrate on the left ventricle. we can end it here. we can end it for all time.

I need to know whether the NYT is running the Donald Trump Deathwatch Liveblog. Is Astead Herndon on the case

gonna allow myself to have just a little fun with it

The right-wing health people are so boring. It's always "eat this food, throw this household object away."

de minimis revocation (and the country-based flat duties of $80 - $200 being floated in lieu of by-item rates) should probably be bigger news. but we'll touch that stove when we get to it

Pastel pink and blue clouds in the sky above Keelung Islet and a container ship on its way to Keelung Port.

applied research

reading theory

180 dollars as a meaningful bribe makes a lot of sense if you're willing to eat felony charges for free flights on Turkish Airlines. genuinely embarassing

new charts

This came to me in a vision

to the tariff officer: naw son, you’re all turned around, this here’s a ginuwine American grown Tennessee goo shoe. ain’t no tariff on that! why this here tea is American as apple pie

"if you prep it this way, your okra will not be slimy" you are lying to my face. there is no manner in which okra does not exude slime. you must embrace it

we are intentionally destroying the fruits of decades of scientific investment, deorbiting functional satellites to recoup 15 million dollars a year, but you must also consider what we are getting in return: tax-deductible automotive loans

enjoying beer #2. long have the sages held beer 2 to be the best beer

it is, like all conservative ideas, a demand for hierarchy and a smug satisfaction that the particulars of your birth will rank you in the upper echelons of the hierarchy

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I enjoy cooking Japanese cuisine but the delicate portion sizes make it challenging to cook anything that cannot be frozen. I am now simmering a salted mackerel filet with a full six (6) cherry tomatoes

how long until some journo burns their pool seat to ask him The Question

this story is shaped like exactly like the right-wing retelling of Benghazi! except in this case there's an anonymous DHS source that says explicitly "yeah, we told them to stand down because we're trying to save money"

you do not need a gym. you need an abandoned warehouse full of scrap metal and a sense of urgency

silence, prot...! I am busy imagining a different, better hypothetical pope who agrees with me

contemplating the penetrative snozzle

do you ever think about how stupendously unnecessary it all is

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they're gonna keep doubling down until they open a beat position on "the intersection of genetics and human ability" or something