For everyone here to ratio Amanda, here are some organizations you can donate to. bsky.app/profile/quil...

I just think if any aspect of your identity is sooooo fragile that when someone is just vibing in their own lane going “there are lots of ways to be a person and that’s neat! 🥰” your reaction is to scream “CALL THE COPS I AM LITERALLY BEING ASSAULTED!!”, like that’s user error

I'm staring at Leo in the night sky and I'm sorry but that is a mouse at best not a lion

The whole thing only takes 70 seconds:

You don't have to answer the door for the Feds. Do not voluntarily talk to the Feds. If they have a warrant signed by an actual judge, then they can do precisely what the warrant says. But DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS. Do not answer the door. If you're arrested, your only words are "I want a lawyer."

Someone asked which muppet is most out of pocket on Sesame Street in the wake of the Knicks win. While there are lots of good answers, we actually have photographic evidence for this one

cooking - add these ingredients over, uhh, medium? uhhhhh, maybe medium high heat? then toss them around until they’re squanchy. then add some herbs or shit, i dunno, here’s dinner BAKING: “IF THE PRECISE TEMPERATURE OF 352.348 DEGREES IS NOT REACHED *EXACTLY* A GREATER HELLRIFT WILL OPEN DIRECTLY

Yes, I was born in the late 1900's.

I thought the world cup was going to be a nightmare, but I forgot that we actually love when people like us

I'm raising money for two cat rescue organizations, where I'll answer a style-related question if you post a screenshot of you donating at least $20. Normally, I answer questions in the thread, but I thought this one might be of interest to a wider number of people. Let's talk about jeans. 🧵

Not sure how this World Cup game is going to top that final, unless Australia unleashes its wildlife onto the field five minutes in

Explaincars Drama: planes haunted

i'll send $100 on venmo tonight to any reporter who asks the giants turning point usa sponsored bullpen if they think the reason they're getting their asses beat for the second night in a row is bc they pissed off god

Remember this scene the next time a corporate reporter tries to insist that a rural diner full of white men in their 60s is somehow a more authentically "American" place, somehow more representative of who we are as a nation.

The Dark Inverse of Ska:

If you are in a position to help out, you can do so here. We have churches rustling up donations, volunteers organised to help pack everything this weekend, others to distribute across the city and are working with an org to make sure it gets to the people in need bsky.app/profile/hlee...

Some of the efforts being made in Belfast right now to protect people, because the government can't or won't, will be familiar to Minnesotans.

Water tower Gays, IL — Hope, ND

Air to Ground Message: SWEET 6LB8OZ BABY JESUS WE FINALLY LEFT EWR MAY WE NEVER RETURN Area: New York City, NY, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ700 A: #a9daf02336e F: #ff18f27caa4

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT BREAD ROLL

DNF and nearly threw at a wall a supernatural romance that based the behavior of the werewolves on that old, discredited study, which also somehow made them WILDLY misogynistic and also? Homophobic? What? I enjoy the genre but great googly moogly is it a crapshoot sometimes.

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

This is not how politics has to work if you have the simple moral clarity to say “fuck you, why do you care about trans healthcare if you aren’t a trans person trying to get healthcare? What are you going to do next, wipe my ass for me? Tell me what I should read? I thought we were Americans here”

Couple moving to Minneapolis loses almost all belongings in U-Haul theft More: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/couple-moving-to-minneapolis-loses-almost-all-belongings-in-u-haul-theft

Almost worse than the video is the utter fruitcakes in the replies who have bought whole-hog into the "noble savage" nonsense and firmly believe that a hunter-gatherer society is a utopia completely free from disease, starvation, and violence.

Air to Ground Message: AMEN GIRLY POP +.+ STAR EYES EMOJI +.+ Area: Watsonville, CA, USA Type: Boeing 737-900 A: #a09e3dffba7 F: #f01911bd6b5

Air to Ground Message: ONCE I WAS LOST. NOW IM FOUND. Area: Orlando, FL, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #abc4ba629e4 F: #f6f7f2f89b4

I love baseball

Hey Minnesotans - time to Stand with New Jersey! They’re going through what we did with Whipple. Info on how to help here: www.standwithminnesota.com/jersey Thanks to @ziibiing.com!

You can sponsor a bag of food for families of those detained in NJ for a measly $10/mo! It’s a 501c3 as well. givebutter.com/rECJoP

Do you ever really *need* a reason, though?

*sees a $10M home on Instagram with $5M interior decor* me: oooh i love simple, cozy places

Air to Ground Message: OK. WE WILL UNLEASH THE FURRY. Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9 A: #a37aff9e0ae F: #fa9f8729936

Two sentence stories.

If you do all this stuff against Liberty University it is actually constitutionally protected free speech in my opinion.

i am counting 14 seconds between the first sign that the sprinklers are going off and the stadium DJ hitting play on "Umbrella." elite performance, that's why that DJ made it all the way to the WCWS

I'm a black trans woman fighting poverty and homelessness. To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5. Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won't regret it. http://patreon.com/fightingpride93

I am forever annoyed about this, that movie did everything you could possibly want in an adaptation it was made by people who understand what makes tabletop gaming great and somehow made it work on screen and it should have made a billion dollars

🏳️‍🌈some special Pride Month shout-outs to a few of my favorite categories of LGBTQIAs🏳️‍🌈 1. to everyone for whom this is your first out Pride: congratulations, we love you, we are so proud!!!! by law you should not have to pay for drinks all month. try this on your straight friends, they might buy it

Air to Ground Message: AS USUAL, WE ARE LATE, PLEASE DONT HATE, HOPE TO GOD, YOU HAVE A GATE Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA Type: Airbus A320neo A: #a194fcbf08d F: #f74a90b43e7

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Air to Ground Message: CHICKEN MEAL TASTES LIKE HOT PLASTIC MEAT HAD STANGE TEXTURE IN MY OPINION MEALS UNFIT FOR HUMAN OR ANIMAL CONSUMPTION Area: Louisville, KY, USA Type: Airbus A320 A: #ae0d039b602 F: #fdfb1c2a06a

This flouf is one of 15 healthy California condor chicks to hatch at our conservation center this season. A new record! #Condorable #KeepCalmAndCarrion

The Bats Arroyo has such a magnificent flow I can't even be mad about that game-tying home run. Like, my god, the run between third and home could be used for a shampoo commercial.

A new historic marker in Minnesota honors the country’s first rural Pride event. Read more: https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/a-new-historic-marker-in-minnesota-honors-the-countrys-first-rural-pride-event

Hi everyone, my dad was detained by ICE on Monday 5/11. I would very much appreciate it if you considered donating below to help support my family with legal fees as we fight to bring him home. Please share if you arent in a position to donate! 🙏❤️‍🩹 gofund.me/d2069ad17

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

I've been in Minnesota for 30 years, I feel like the Vikings are just like... a socially acceptable way for men to come together to express grief. like how some women put on steel magnolias when they need to get it all out.

Buy one of the little cones if the pull of nostalgia is just too strong, then go get something good like the honey ice cream at the horticulture building.