🐶Thanx @theomir.bsky.social for the beautiful picture. You make my puppy @geek.dog look soo sexy.💗 Shoutout to @snapjaw.bsky.social for the pristine hood.💀

Mother said to not walk with a knife in my mouth because I might trip and hurt myself. My being alive still today is a testament that mothers aren’t always right. #happymothersday

Twink privilege is being able to shave your pimples off

You gay bro? Good 😈 @haybailsbb.bsky.social @bunkergear.bsky.social 📸: @theomir.bsky.social

I’m just a boy, looking at a camera, looking at you.

Handcrafted latex raincoat for when the weather sucks, and that's giving you ideas 😳

welcome to Bunker Gear

Contemplating how I’m going to treat the good boys and pets 📸: @theomir.bsky.social

A polo for every occasion, an evening at The Eagle, a day in the office, or a 2am subway ride home this polo does it all! Available in a range of colors to clearly say everything from “wow, I’m hot” to “use me as your urinal daddy”. 📷 @theomir.bsky.social

A baguette in the butt is a ‘pain’ in the ass

“reply guy” is too reductive. I’m not a reply guy, I’m an engaged follower looking to make a genuine connection that might lead to one day eating that person’s butt

FFmpreg, a gay party where everyone comes dressed as a video codec and first to get pregnant via fisting wins a prize

Today I learned that Joan of Arc was NOT in the Bible 👀

A second top has hit my trade center

Social media is exhausting how do people do it

Oh no I got stuck helping a friend move

Exhibit A (Feat. @bradlands.bsky.social and @thewilldobeast.bsky.social)

Update: im on a chair

It’s that day of the week

Hog thread

Seize the hump! Or something like that. Idk. Happy Hump Day! Photo credit and thanks to @theomir.bsky.social

Girls will say "I know a spot" then take you here

In my raja voice: “I adore a man with a blue-Ben-esque figure”

This photo trilogy is 🥰

I’m in a rubber thing

Some of my favorite album/cover art in categories

I have a very particular set of skills...

Fren?

Todays kink is Nerd/Jock Classic Bullying. Shout out some classics for me to look into 👀 Examples: Wedgies and Swirlies.

RS with your most overly dramatic B&W selfie

When straight guys try to talk to me about something heterosexual:

Yup ✋🏽

Me and who and who?

Pictured: me smiling in the shadow of butt about to sit on my face

Hmm I wonder who that is 🤔

SKIRT THREAD YES

Reskeet with your mental state

Me flirting.

Moments later @nada.zip

Wellp I’ve been eating too much cereal… my cum smells vaguely of Fruit Loops

Sail away sail away sail away

A terrible storm approaches... and an evil god walks the land

Hark! Your daily dose of my precious perfect child.

Reskeeting keeps getting autocorrected and can’t edit skeets to fix it 🤦‍♂️

Realest with a banger pic of your dog (Doubling for four because I have too many pics that I love)

What wearing a rubber means in San Francisco

Every mf'in time

Update in yellow: who gave me a knife??