Men are hotter covered in blood #blood

When traveling, it’s always important to respect the cultures and customs of the places you visit. So tourists, please remember that Folsom is a deodorant-free holiday. Your fuckstick is welcome, your speed stick is not

F•••• S••••• was hands down my favorite silk song boss so far. Felt really engaged the entire fight, like I was having to learn and react quick and make split second decisions. Didn’t hurt that you respawn immediately outside the fight.

Quickest way to Prove Him Wrong

Ive been to the gym twice since silk song came out so, considering I also spent a day recovering from vaccination, I think im doing pretty well on the willpower front

If you’re in SF, i highly recommend seeing Terror Vault. Part haunted house, part interactive theater experience, it puts you the guest as the protagonist of a horror movie, with this year’s theme being witches. Also I’m in it so lemme scare you

COVID and flu shots are available at Walgreens, no charge. You need to be immunocompromised, but that’s defined in such a broad way (mental health problems is a qualifier) that you will be able to get it. Make sure to get both vaccines, flu is nasty too

When his shirt doesn’t totally cover his overhang 🥴🥴🥴

All my childhood bullies also had mpreg tattoos 🫃 If you’re heading to Folsom, you should come to this. I’ll put you in a headlock and give you a wet willie

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My first time wearing a hood, it felt surprisingly good

A friend of mine edited a gym pic to make me look pregnant and I kinda think someone should make this a reality

It’s still so funny to me that the game Hades wanted to avoid hetero incest, so it made Persephone and Hades not related anymore, but gave a resounding fuck yeah to brocest, by making Zag and Than fuck the SECOND they knew they weren’t related, with a longstanding romantic tension heavily implied

You can’t hate yourself into a better person

Long-term depression really bakes your brain in ways that make the fucked up feel normal. You know how right as you’re falling asleep you hear little half-dream phrases— last night I realized I was just repeating “I want to be someone else” over and over without being consciously aware of it

Woman at the park asked if my kitsune was a Harry Potter tattoo 🤢 told her I wasn’t a transphobe so no

Worth not being able to sit down for 48 hours

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌 DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

My bastard mother and my bitch great uncle and their devious house of tricks and riddlery

Such cuties (us)

After that season, I kinda think I’m done with Doctor Who lol

The thick cock belongs to @apupcalledzero.bsky.social, if you can’t recognize it by now

Freshly fucked pussy

This bulge is real and not a rubber ball I found on the ground

This Pride, seeing how many of you bravely and proudly shout it to the heavens, I too have decided to come out as someone who doesn’t own an iron.

Practicing getting tied up by @apupcalledzero for tonight’s rope demo

He’s so fucking hot

I cleaned the mirror because of this video @apupcalledzero.bsky.social

One of my fave pics of my ass (and @apupcalledzero.bsky.social’s cock)

If you saw the Until Dawn trailer and thought “this looks cool, love the idea of a time loop movie where they get killed by a different monster every loop” the movie wasn’t that, it was mostly the first 2 loops then they skip to the last loop. None of the loops had interesting monsters

Millennials and Gen Z are gonna be calling Gen Alpha “broccoli heads” looooong after the hair cut dies out and it’s gonna be so out of touch and cringeeeeee

And here’s the angle with his gorgeous face

Guess which ones the big bro

Brocest couple at a bar gets told they look so similar they could be brothers. Lil bro says “if we were brothers, would we do this?” and pulls his big bro into a fifteen second make out sesh. Many such cases.

Nothing can stop body dysmorphia in its tracks like seeing a bad tattoo on the guy you envy

Objects in mirror are bigger than they appear

I don’t support Trump, I bought this maga hat on Etsy! The Apprentice was a really formative part of my childhood, I can’t just give it up!! I illegally stream Sound of Freedom so they’re not getting any money!!! I learned how to read from the Art of the Deal I’m not throwing away my copy!!!!

NEED to see the IACUC protocol for Mickey-17

Ever since I was a young child I knew my talents lay in designing ironic punishments for people in hell

5 day load

The two secret Hollow Knight collectibles are father figures and BBWs

The Game Changer season 7 premiere was fucking wild

I get Regice, but why do Regirock and Registeel have the ability Clear Body? They’re very opaque

90% of Severance theories can be debunked by asking “Does that add to the themes and messages of the story though?”

A friend sent me hole pics but it was his thighs that got me this way

I have cum exactly once this whole Japan trip and I’m still reeling from horniness at the gogo bears I saw last Saturday night