honcho crashout

@grok what is boypussy?

One thing about me is I will gush over Beyoncé whenever given the chance

I think Cowboy Carter is the best concert I’ve ever been to. She’s… untouchable. The spectacle, the creativity, the performance, the visuals, the SINGING, the dancing, the electricity of the crowd, the way she paid tribute to those that paved the way… it was an *experience*

If you dislike Killah, you hate fun! Sorry to say

hop in

very strange choices with the tiny desk curation as of late

yay

kind of a banger, but why do these verses sound like alanis open.spotify.com/track/3c9LVP...

as cutting and ruthless as nicky campbell is, i do find myself better understanding fashion with each of his videos. this sort of critiques in rapid succession format has a very helpful effect of showing what works and what doesn’t through these quick comparisons

what’s your favorite Bowl-of-Stuff fast casual chain?

…do i need a labubu

random hot dog cravings

And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs… I was also an incredible pair of legs

greatest love of all just might be the greatest song of all

really enjoying your friends and neighbors!

bi eraser

obv v late to this, but i can’t really think of another mainstream pop song that key changes *down*

should i rewatch all the mission impossible movies before the final reckoning

happy pride, gypsy rose

beep beep

I wanna go to epic universe 🥺

can’t help but post legs

stop. texting. me, CORY BOOKER

spent the day at the korean spa and saw so many different kinds of penises… and that’s beautiful!

arm!

need to rewatch in IMAX

sexy vampires are so back

would absolutely love it if MacroFactor had a web app… would make planning and tracking so much easier

my really cool coworker invited me to the objekt rave and to bring my usb to his place to mix. i may have a little crush. he’s straight of course

leg day is the best day

mike white kinda fell off with this one ngl

the internet is crazy because the IG algorithm will serve you some hot guy and 9 times out of 10, their dick and/or hole are only two to three taps away

blowing up hbo’s brand equity will forever go down as one of the worst marketing moves ever

Endorphins!

if you recognize me in the dark room while I’m mid-action, that is NOT the time to introduce yourself and have a chat

leg!

hevy is great because you can be such a reply guy and not have it broadcasted it to all your friends

my new team uses linear i’m so stoked (previously forced to use jira)

how do we feel about arm

NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!” @USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?” NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY* (not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)

good news to report: i’m starting a new job next week! after six months of being out of work, i could not be more excited. feeling so thankful for all the support. nyc oomfs, see you soooooon 💕

i am so sad to report that i only just now realized that carrie coon plays both of these characters… the range!!!

if i send you this it means i’ve got a freaky ass story to tell you

rest day? y or n

feeling good feeling great hevy.com/user/cylifts

first boot made sense. if someone on your tribe is playing HARD, you gotta start playing defensively or at least a bit more actively

some absolute studs on survivor 48

anora… very stressful!

does anyone else love going to the dentist? i find it oddly enjoyable… some freak shit