Setting aside the ethical, legal, environmental, & financial concerns, more people should be worried that using AI makes them deeply unfuckable

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

Whenever I have to endure something unpleasant I just lie back and think of sex

Anybody out there doing voluntary lobotomies? I'm pretty done with this whole conscious thought thing, just scramble my shit up, please.

My life is absolutely fine, blessed, even. So why does every single minor inconvenience make me want to fling myself into traffic?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😍

what if we kissed at the intersection of gore and intimacy

hmmm. that's pretty tough, im ngl. have you tried smoking weed and listening to metal about it ? you have ? hmmmmm have you tried smoking weed and listening to techno ab-- did that too ? well, im out of ideas

"sex doesn't belong in YA books" Listen, I learned more about birth control, menstruation, and how to get and give consent to different acts from Tamora Pierce books than I did from my school. There's a huge difference between smut and showing teens what healthy sexuality is.

I hear the MOHELA customer service hold music in my fucking nightmares

Minneapolis is really pretty

I’ve said this before but I truly think that reading shit you’re not ready for is how you learn to sit with discomfort. By forbidding the next generation from pushing their boundaries, you’re doing them an immense disservice

I am a very normal person going about their workday, I'm definitely not wracked with poignant emotions about Mobile Suit Gundam (watched Char's Counterattack for the first time last night and jesus fucking christ)

“have you read the book” no but i read a funny takedown of it

I sometimes worry that too many people think being a good critic means being a self-righteous dick about every little thing and I think far too many miss the point that you can't critique anything if you don't know how to love something.

no more fucking with the clocks

unironically one of my favorite kinds of chicago weather

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

Some excellent headlines from the April 1963 National Eagle, the Portland, OR newspaper edited by the future chair of the Oregon Republican Party.

Physically I am here, mentally I'm in the Margot Robbie flesh room from "Wuthering Heights" (2026).

Have some fun today. Instead of saying "I just took a shit," try "I have divested myself of all manner of gross humors"

Loot that drops after defeating me: A handful of lip balms A disposable weed vape A couple of smutty graphic novels A glasses cleaning cloth A packet of goldfish crackers Random small animal bones A bottle of glitter nail polish

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

That runner's high is no joke (I am also high on weed)

for anyone who may be losing faith in himan progress, remember this: we invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun.

groundhog came out of his hole and started killing everyone, hundreds dead, unsure what this means for winter

2005: you can rent a movie, it’s about $5 2011: you have 1-2 subscriptions for ~$20 and can watch most things 2022: you could see almost anything — with 13 subscriptions for $150 2026: every subscription is $30 w/ads and has 3 movies, or rent for $35 ~1999-present: your local library has the dvd

Mohela's student loan repayment processing office's customer service line hold music is way too chill and groovy for the hell they're putting me through

I have no evidence to back this up but the pigeons in Aurora, IL are the cutest

Listen nobody ever claimed that Dave Mustaine is an incredible lyricist. But the new (last?) Megadeth album is fun as hell, especially if you imagine how it would have made you feel when you were 15.

Swelling rage

Never too old for dress up games 💖 God I used to play stuff like this on CD-ROM *crumbles into dust*

A group of ppl in Minneapolis made signs w/ the names & ages of other people killed by ICE to lay at Renee Good's memorial in order to uplift people whose deaths aren't making national/ international news the same way. This is to honor what Renee fought for & highlight that they, too, were Good.

We’re hitting the stage at LiveWire Lounge Chicago with Sons of Ra, Flood the Desert, and Jason Blake for a night of proggy avant metal Friday Feb 20th, doors at 8pm. 21+ $15 First show of the year, hope to see some folks there 🤘🏻

ICE = barbarians bit.ly/4qH2B1B

I've not yapped about it but it is really fucking insane that we spent the summer fighting against paypros for our right to buy a videogame with a penis in it and another megacorp is currently just creating terabytes of CP openly and proudly and working with paypros to do it

new year more gay more queer more ass and boobs more yearning and learning more cunt and more freaks

ohhh to be the whimpering thing with fangs in my neck

It was somehow the perfect double feature but also deeply unhinged

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Organizing books by colour is pervert shit.

Merry Christmas to me, I have not regretted this choice a single fucking time

From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”

but your honor he's my emotional support terrorist

When Dick Durbin leaves office every IL resident should get a change to throw a rock at him. Not a big rock, like a pebble, but enough he can feel it.

I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

Lee Pace has nothing on this Thranduil