Never forget:

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Age verification? I had a 7 digit ICQ number...

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

"ICE will leave Minnesota if you hand over your voter rolls" tells you everything you need to know. This was never about immigration or fraud. It was always about rigging elections.

Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands…. Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Slightly Diminish a Band UB35

"Be civil or we'll fucking murder you" Thanks, Rep Williams, for demonstrating for everyone why ICE needs to be disbanded, and every Republican removed from office.

I can co-sign John's pick, and here's my contribution...

So I bought a new label maker. It came with an AC adapter that looks exactly like every other generic AC brick. So really there was only one acceptable manner to make sure I could keep track of what device it's for...

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? I genuinely can't pick just one...

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

Milo has something to say, and he feels strongly about it.

Our actual tech-fueled dystopia is so much weirder than anything sci-fi authors have come up with...

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

Willie Nelson covering Do You Realize by The Flaming Lips

In honor of spooky month, share a horror sorry that only somehow in your profession would understand: Joint Commission is here. (Not JUST my profession, but IYKYK)

There is no war in Portland. Medicaid pays only providers. Undocumented people are NOT on Medicaid. Republicans are responsible for the government shutdown. Republicans ARE enjoying harming others. ICE = Gestapo. FACTS.

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

The pro-forced-birth party maintains its perfect record of not giving a flying fuck about babies once they're born...

Just a reminder: they were never actually against cancel culture. They were against the cancellation of people they agree with or like. They’ve always been enthusiastically in favor cancelling people they don’t like. If you took them at their word you’re a useful idiot.

Can't, sorry. Odds are I'm one of the 300 million people killed by illegal drugs last year, according to the President of the United States.

The media doesn't want you to know that like 92% of Americans died last year from illegal drugs. But we're not going to let them conceal the truth any longer.

According to corporate media folks who told us Iraq had WMDs, reported Hillary's emails as the most urgent story of 2016, and welcome insurrectionists as respected guests on their Sunday morning shows, the internet is a swarming hive of disinformation.

A lot of people currently calling for civility saw Kirk's violence as harmless because they weren't the primary target. The fact that being lower on the list is seen as safety is wild to me.

this is their third or so tower

no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace

They gaslit you all throughout the election.

Kim Davis going from "my religious beliefs demand that I don't facilitate a same-sex marriages" to "my religious beliefs demand that there are NO same-sex marriages anywhere" *should* make Democrats realize there is no "sincere" compromise with bigots on trans issues.

What To Know About The Epstein Files theonion.com/what-to...

Age Verification? Skeeeeee-wha-bong-wha-bong-hsssssssssssss You've got mail!

Hey terminally online assholes, are we allowed to call him a fascist dictator yet?

Many of the same people trying to convince you that Trump didn't actually mean the racist things he definitely said are trying to convince you that Mamdani definitely meant the thing he never actually said.

“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.

If you think gay people will be spared if you throw trans people under the bus, you’re dead wrong. They will ban LGBTQ support groups for minors and gay/lesbian supportive therapy. They will prevent anti-gay bullies from being punished. They will fund “conversion therapy”with insurance money.

I told you we’d be back

If the feds’ objective is to “liberate” Los Angeles and California from its democratically elected leadership, then this not a peacekeeping mission but a program of invasion.

Rowling is a demon. She’s been completely consumed by hate. You cannot participate in her IP, even for free, without aiding her evil. Don’t do it.

Musk promising to cut $2T by "running the Govt like a biz"—but succeeding only in starving 300K people to death by gutting US Aid—proves again that billionaires don't know how to manage money except to exploit & kill low income people. Stop trusting billionaires. Start taxing them out of existence.

The kids are alright...

Awww, poor widdle Twump had "mental anguish" because the media interviewed someone who was not him. Maybe he should take a page from his own supporters and go fuck his feelings...

Because sometimes, what you really need to see in this life is Vincent Price with an armload of extremely floofy cats. Well, I do. Love that man.

Well, my days of not shopping at Target are sure coming to a middle...

You're reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?

It really is this simple. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

That seems a little bit on-the-nose, AP...