Dude this is why you can't let lesser programs like those from the SEC get into the college playoff. It's a safety issue.

Tide getting rolled.

Instant preorder here.

It is important for the first work of art you consume in a new year to be of high quality and significance.

Fuck. I’m still writing 2025 on my checks.

Trying to cut back on fast food in 2026 but now I really want to start the new year with a McDonalds breakfast.

There’s no way I feel terrible tomorrow, mark my words

The inexorable arrow of time plows forward toward your obliteration. Assigning an arbitrary cyclical period and attaching a cultural expectation that we feel some sort of optimism and hope for renewal is some real baby-brain shit. Eat arbys for yet another rotation around a nuclear maelstrom.

Iris is a hot jam and I for one am glad the youths appreciate it.

It’s 2026. I drank champagne. Whoopity damn doo.

Dick Clark's New Years Rockin' Melört Eve

The time is now. The place is here. Space Lord motherfucker.

One last fit check for the year

Drinking a Grog at Broz on New Year’s Eve. 2025 is ending in style.

I claim this Miami Hurricanes victory as at least 1/10th belonging to the Gophers due to the Hetherman connection.

lol. OSU fans bailing early. Losers.

Dick Clark's New Years Rockin' Melört Eve

Never been an easier time to find out if someone you know is a mutant or not. Just say the words Somali Daycare” and if they go “what?” then they have a soul.

The 2026 Bluesky porn bot revolution is off to an early start.

New Year’s Eve. A time to be reflective. I am not an overly reflective person but 2025 was not a normal year so I’ve been taking stock a little bit more than usual. Aside from all the stupidity/hatred & general shit direction the national government has taken it was a tough year on a personal level.

Why are you alone wasting your time? When you could be with me wasting your time.

People absolutely love when their dildo delivery driver tells them “see you next year” on New Year’s Eve. They go nuts for it.

It’s never, EVER enough to just be against something

Thinking about shaving my head on NYD and then not getting a haircut for a year. Just to see how long it would grow. It’s important to never abandon your sense of curiosity.

We have a stunt ass refusal on our hands folks. I repeat. A stunt ass refusal! variety.com/2025/film/ne...

An absolutely wonderful, versatile, powerful and powerfully funny actor who enlivened everything he was in, and a huge loss. I'm not going to say the word, but we're all thinking it in his honor. RIP Isiah Whitlock. deadline.com/2025/12/isia...

"You see this, this is Hi-Fi. Okay? High Fidelity. You know what that means? That means this is the highest quality fidelity. Hi-Fi. Those are two very important things to have in a stereo system."

Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.

Now that it is done, I do not feel any more mentally unstable than before. Two really good movies.

I forgot how much MLB audio and video footage is in Bad Lieutenant. What a time to be alive. Sports leagues letting their product be in the most fucked up NC-17 dirty cop film ever made.

WHO YOU CALLING A PSYCHO

Never before has a human being attempted to watch this double feature. “You’d have to be insane to try” they say. Well, it’s time to find out if I am insane.

I don’t think I will have a chance to see any more 2025 releases before the new year so with the caveat that I haven’t watched Hamnet or The Secret Agent, here are my 40 favorite (out of 124) films from this year.

Shout out Shaboozey.

Anyone who’s never watched Sunset Boulevard before should probably do that asap. Movies really don’t get better than that.

Yahoo gives me an 84% chance to win my fantasy championship but I do not trust this app to save my life.

BRB. Gotta go check on Catherine Deneuve’s politics.

See, that's how you do this

Hanging out with German relatives this week and all them have been like, “Oh yeah that’s definitely a Hitler you got there. You wanna fix that now or else you got a REAL problem down the pike.”

Al right, listen up, our fugitive has been on the run for 15 hours. Average foot speed of a jacked Pop Tart, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of 60 miles. Your fugitive's name is Slammin' Strawberry. Go get him. @poptartsbowl.com

Sunday snow days are for watching old movies.

Bridgette Bardot has died. She was at one point, maybe the hottest women to ever live. Some will say she lost her looks due to the natural process of aging. I think she did because she was a horrible person.

The Prize, one assumes, is that you don't have to hear the song anymore

I think Derick Henry deserves a fourth touchdown. In. One. Game.

I, for one, admire the Minnesota Timberwolves eternal commitment to keeping their fans completely perplexed at all times.