I haven’t seen a Rocco get treated this badly since the last time I watched Boondock Saints.

Nicole Kidman do you like alternative rock? (If Max isn’t on social media anymore someone has to do it)

It’s almost October. The spooky season. I’m going to attempt to get weird with it (watch 50 movies)

as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus

The three worlds every person wants to hear in the bedroom….

Well, that sucked. Can’t wait to do it 13 more times.

The only thing the sports injury gods hate more than teams from Minnesota is players who fake injuries on celebrations.

I am just glad I can get the most disappointing part of my day over by noon.

Shit. Ryan Kelly might have to medically retire if he has another concussion.

We need a Mike Pereira of the left.

3 plays and the Vikings haven’t even scored a defensive touchdown yet. Get it together guys.

Pretty cool that they got Timothy Blake Nelson in his O Brother Where Art Thou? character to sing the anthem in Dublin.

More like Hackeem Jeffries right? ROASTED

Guess I better check this one off the list. If you know why you know why.

🚨 New directive NSPM-7 targets "anti-capitalism," “anti-Christian,” and “anti-American" opinions as indicators of extremist violence, authorizing an army of 4,000 counter-terrorism officers to prevent crimes that haven't happened: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...

Lindsey looked really good. Not much else did but Rutgers fucked up just enough to lose. That’s a classic college SPORTS formula.

Yeah, Mr. Holland’s Opus.

We can only hope that other teams on the Gopher football schedule don’t notice their inability to stop almost any running play.

JUGGLER SEASON IS COMING TO MINNEAPOLIS

🎶When gravity fails and I’m falling down, glued to the ceiling, spinning around, that’s when I’m counting on you🎶

Time is a flat circle and whatnot

Love the Drake

I am not ready for Athan Kaliakmanis competent college quarterback

The fact that Kaleb Horton died begging for work instead having a column at some hip legacy mag is such an indictment of this industry. People should have been begging to put him on payroll. But nope, we've reserved that space for Ezra Klein

Trump is ordering the military to use “full force” against an American city, while the Supreme Court declares him the Sun King and Congress hides under a pile of coats. The checks and balances only work when the institutions aren’t run by utter cowards and the complicit

The description “your favorite ______er’s favorite ______” is wildly overused but Kaleb Horton probably was your favorite writer’s favorite writer. It’s a big loss. RIP to someone whose work should have been much better known.

JUGGLER SEASON IS COMING TO MINNEAPOLIS

Check out baby Walton Goggins in the 1992 Mel Gibson sci-fi schmaltz fest “Forever Young”

It seems that Kaleb Horton has passed away. A devastating loss. One of the best writers of this generation. Kaleb was a friend for ten years and in all our conversations I was trying to convince him how good he was, something he seemed to know but also never fully believe. I am going to go cry now.

Anyone have some new, fresh mid-life crisis ideas? I’m looking into having one but don’t want to be overly cliche about it.

Anyone have some new, fresh mid-life crisis ideas? I’m looking into having one but don’t want to be overly cliche about it.

I have no clue who Chase Matthew is but he must be huge based on how many tour buses are checking into the arena formerly known as Xcel Energy Center.

What a movie.

It is time to do one battle. And then perhaps another after.

I’ve been sitting in this @secondsightfilms.bsky.social 4K set of The Nice Guys for a few months and tonight seems like the night to bust it out.

everyone else in the admin over the last couple days: what are you talking about, there was no attempted government censorship, stop fearmongering trump: I’m gonna sue them for putting kimmel back on the air

How about we all stop vengefully deporting people

Apparently this show could possibly be offensive to white supremacists. Now, before you cry "censorship!" remember that virulently hateful racists are going through a tough time these days so have some compassion. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Huluween has been cancelled this year.

Gonna stop making mortgage payments and tell the bank my obligation to them has been raptured.

I really need to do a rewatch of The Master, Inherent Vice, Hard Eight and Magnolia but this is what I have right now.

Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.

I was kind of hoping for a tiny bit of rapture this morning. Traffic has been out of control lately.

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Jimmy Kimmel is back and hopefully he is here to bring the world more 90's bands who tour together and do song medleys. youtu.be/Ne5b8q8p6R8

Horse medicine good. Tylenol bad. How is this so hard for you all to understand?

Zohran hosting a Wu Tang and GWAR double bill trying to pitch his message about free buses while behind him on stage Ghostface is drop kicking a space slug and Method Man and Blothar The Berserker are taking hits from a 12 ft tall bong that's fired up with a flamethrower

Been on a Bad Religion kick lately. Not sure why (sarcasm)! music.apple.com/us/album/my-...

What a nice and normal country we have on our hands.