I certainly wasn’t expecting some very prominent DHL product placement in the third episode of Pluribus.

Dersh dropping the ever popular and effective Winger defense.

I'm out

I don’t know if I can handle watching the Gophers get destroyed by Oregon while also having to deal with RGIII’s cowboy hat on commentary.

another creep on Epstein island

I didn’t get into DBT until The Dirty South but I have to image anyone who was a fan of the early stuff had to have a huge HOLY SHIT moment the first time they heard “Outfit”.

I’d rather be your fool nowhere than go somewhere and be no one’s.

What's interesting here is that if Trump had blown Clinton and didn't do any of the diddling stuff, he's in the clear legally but politically it's better to be a pedo than to be gay if you're a Republican

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean. A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

Inventing a Time Machine so I can go back to the end of the Roman Empire and confirm that it was this stupid.

pitching a new reality competition show called ska-merican ninja warrior where contestants have to skank their way through a series of increasingly diabolical obstacles

It’s pretty funny that the Q people were right about every powerful person being a pedophile they were just too stupid/ignorant to know where to look.

Remember when Elon said Trump was in the Epstein Files and said “Mark my words” and then deleted the tweets and apologized to him for saying it

My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far

The Epstein files will never be officially released until Trump is dead and half of the country’s worst places are named after him.

when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky

The universe decided to remind us tonight that there’s still cool shit out there.

It’s impossible to figure out how to make a new movie based on this character that has been played by six or seven different actors, with little to no continuity between the films and a fundamental understanding by audiences that this is how it’s always worked. Impossible.

The man simply loves his name.

It’s too cold in Green Bay for coaches to think properly.

Give Rhea Seehorn all the awards

The senate to us dumb peasants

I certainly did not see the final shot of this weeks The Chair Company coming.

Oh. My. God.

The big lake? The one they called Gitche Gumee? Never heard of it.

The more I pay attention to American politics the more I understand why so many people pay zero attention to American politics.

Senate Dems accepting the “deal”

you'll soon understand what makes Chuck Schumer such a legendary politician when he's on tv explaining why his Democrats Voluntarily Eat Shit plan was their "best chance at not eating shit" with shit all over him and he's STILL got that smug look on his face. generational talent

Jesus Christ, @kaine.senate.gov, getting a pinky promise to hold one single vote on ACA funding is not "a path toward fixing the health care mess" anymore than a lottery ticket is a "path toward fixing my personal finances"

In this column I will explain how senate democrats are possibly the only characters in history more self destructive than Llewyn Davis.

Where’s its scrotum Llewyn? WHERE’S ITS SCROTUM?!?!

I fell asleep during the 4th quarter and got called for a false start penalty? That seems odd.

Well, the Myles Price hero arc was nice while it lasted.

theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you

Arm punt to win

You may not like it but this is peak half feral cat behavior.

I greatly prefer watching Jordan Mason run to Aaron Jones but Mason has almost no pass protection skills and Jones is one of the best RB’s at it.

PHANTOM WIFE is my favorite Paul Thomas Anderson movie

I will keep posting about Night Of The Juggler until everyone has unfollowed me or muted me or actually watched this cinematic masterpiece. It is a scummy 70’s NYC adrenaline thrill ride that never lets up. James Brolin going bananas, Cliff Gorman being creepy and so many memorable side characters.

I know the nfl voters refuse to give mvp to a non qb but cmon here.

Let’s rock.

RIP Gus Johnson. He died doing what he loved. Screaming into a microphone while filling his pants with various liquids.

Juggler season is upon us.

The ability to convince capital markets to hand you a trillion dollars on the strength of obvious bullshit paired with the inability to get a single human to sincerely and spontaneously say they love you is some real punishment of the gods shit.