You do not have to take anyone seriously who doesn't want immigrants getting their tax dollars but is fine with them being used for Corey Lewandowski to blast water up his asshole

RIP to the legend Robert Duvall. He was obviously in a ton of great movies. One of my personal favorites is the under-seen 1973 crime thriller The Outfit.

Have I mentioned how good Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie is? It’s really good.

Not enough movies feature hired goons hanging some poor sap who made bad bets to a bookie out of a high rise balcony anymore.

I have been chased by turkeys in my work truck for multiple blocks before. I am never afraid of dogs but I will not be delivering your dildo if there are turkeys around your house. These fuckers are terrifying.

I have been banned from Brōz Sports Bar & Grill! River Falls, WI’s home of the 2-for-1’s for telling all the clientele that we need to leave the bar immediately and go see Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie instead.

Plans change. Day drinking instead. Being flexible is important on fake holidays.

I’ve never given a shit about Valentine’s Day but I am going to use it as an excuse to take myself to a double feature this afternoon.

This movie is fantastic.

This movie is fantastic.

Wuthering Heights is gonna make so much money this weekend.

I’ve listened to the Band’s version of Atlantic City at least 20 times this week. I would never be able to replicate Levon’s vocal cadence in this song no matter how many times I sing along. It’s a strange, beautiful and wondrous thing.

Tonight I may witness cinema history.

It’s really warm today. Which is a friendly reminder that 2026 is the Summer Of

It’s gonna be me, a handful of couples and a whole lot of single ladies holding down the Alamo tonight.

What he’s running away from here is the admission that he’s taking about the superiority of a skin color and only skin color, that none of the things he mentioned are “white culture” because there is no such thing as “white culture.” Except poorly seasoned food, that’s white culture.

I have never read Wuthering Heights, never seen an adaptation of it, have basically zero knowledge of it at all. So why wouldn’t I go see this new movie by myself on opening night. It’s a normal thing for a person to do.

Operation metro surge is ending but operation “go fuck yourselves you fascist pieces of shit” will continue forever.

One newly discovered perk of living alone is I no longer have to worry about blowing my nose too loudly when I’m sick. I can be all kinds of obnoxious about it.

Lotta people are singing Jeremy Piven tonight.

Reading the news

One more night of drugging myself to sleep at 8pm will fix me.

I never watched Dawson’s Creek but I loved James Van Der Beek’s willingness to make fun of it/him. RIP to a real one.

Says a hell of a lot about where America is right now that it will be seen as a massive, massive upset if the El Paso airspace closing isn't related to some sort of crime against humanity.

It’s not easy to be in the Epstein files a million times. I’m surprised Trump hasn’t started bragging about it yet. He loves to be the biggest and best at everything.

The Wild should probably trade the rest of their prospects for a front line center asap. I have it on good authority that there won’t be a Stanley Cup next year.

The idea of China's ultimate goal being the destruction of The Stanley Cup is so, so funny to me. Was there a three week tactical assault on the Vezina Trophy? Did they annex the Ted Lindsey Award? Oh God, sir, a second plane just hit the Clarence S. Campbell Bowl!

also the venn diagram of people mad they can't understand the lyrics and the people who think born in the usa is about how good america is is a circle

When I was a kid, the super bowl ads were all beer, cola, and Doritos. Then it was dot-coms. A couple years ago it was all crypto. This year is all AI slop, surveillance, and online betting. What a grim reflection of the world the tech oligarchs have wrought.

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

This is an amazing cultural moment that I have almost zero affinity for. I am also a 47 year old dude who listens to pop punk.

What if we kissed at the super bowl halftime show?

If Bad Bunny plays his ska song (Maldita Pobriza) I am going to retire the summer of ska bit.

two super bowls in a row with drake getting slammed

I thought the Super Bowl ads were terrible but then Liquid IV gave me singing toilets.

You'll probably die of a disease that could be cured or prevented by an absolutely stupid amount of money you don't have. Many corporations each spent 10 or 100 times that to make 30-second displays of flickering lights to sell you garbage during a football game. Please eat arbys for some reason

Time flies when you’re dueling punts.

This is how I learned the Cliff Booth movie for Netflix has a $200 million budget.

People who don’t actually listen to music sure have a lot of opinions about music.

Amanda Less imo.

The Puppy Bowl ended in the most dramatic fashion imaginable. It’s almost like they edit this footage to make it that way.

I would give up everything to have one conversation with my hero, Fred Melamed.

Will Lewis after successfully helping tear down one of the great journalism institutions.

It was 34 degrees one day and my brain immediately began to question why the furnace was even turning on anymore.

Woody Allen’s “Manhattan” came up in my 1970’s watchlist shuffle. It’s a really weird time to watch that movie.

It is time for a staring contest.