We walk the streets at night. We go where eagles dare.

you're watching michael clayton on the criterion channel, i'm watching michael clayton on korean ntsc vhs in my custom u-north swag we are not the same

Robert Downey Jr. is 61. Here he is sharing a scene with Ryan Gosling in The Nice Guys.

Dave Wyndorf from Monster Magnet AND Huey Lewis.

If Bluesky wants to save itself, the solution is simple: start allowing polls so people without much social life can run tournaments to determine what the best movie of any given year is. Preferably by like, 100 voters mostly from the upper Midwest.

5 stars - perfect movie 4.5 - all time classic 4 - great movie, will watch again 3.5 - really good 3 - good, worth your time 2.5 - meh 2 - boring, might be well made 1.5 - yikes 1 - you gotta see this piece of shit .5 - this doesn’t even quality as a film

Who among us hasn’t payed the utilities on time and got your giant pro sports stadium shut down?

Thinking about teleporting my ass down to the bar later. Experts are dubious that this will actually happen.

ok if we just shut up and give them this one then play the long game, it opens up a lot of poetic irony come 2028

imagining the scene in casablanca where they all defiantly sing la marseillaise despite being surrounded by nazis but it’s us and the song is born in the USA

Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

The Drama is a totally normal movie that I’m sure people will be totally normal about.

Yes, hello, one single man for The Drama please.

I didn’t spring for the Twins tv package for numerous reasons so I think I’m going to experience the whole season almost entirely through Gleeman & the Geek + comedy of errors highlights.

Eugene is recovering well, alert and joking and will go home in a few days. A big deal accident but we will be very grateful this good guy genius will recover.

Not really in the spirit of the question but…. Bill Mitchell losing his mind about Covid shutdowns and posting about how deadly diarrhea is for multiple days in a row.

So uhhh, when do the Twins start trading guys?

I’m not sure when this movie will hit a streaming platform (it’s on PVOD right now) but it is quite good. A multiverse revenge movie with a really strong emotional core.

I know I have said this will be the SUMMER OF SKA numerous times over the years but if Reel Big Fish is active again (with Scott back in the band!), this really will be the SUMMER OF SKA.

If I could solve the world’s problems, I’d probably start with yours and mine. But they can put a man on the moon and I’m stuck down here just scraping by.

Daycare $200 billion Medicaid $150 billion Medicare $800 billion Wars $3.6 trillion Ballroom $150 billion someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my country is dying

What if I became a bathrobe guy?Just around the house you know. Letting it all hang out underneath. Free as the wind. Going full Mr Belvedere at least once a month. Having to call in to work because of this. What a life that would be huh? Yeah. I don’t think I’ll become a bathrobe guy after all.

I haven’t gotten a haircut in 9 months. I think I’ll give myself a buzz cut.

A new D4 song? What a nice not April fools joke. music.apple.com/us/album/don...

The internet was probably a mistake but without it I would never have known that TOM JONES once sang “Unbelievable” with EMF on British television in 1992. youtu.be/DX6td_INsDo?...

It's Transgender Day of Visibility and David Lynch definitely said it best: 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

Logging on

KING OF ASHES is out today in paperback!!! Its also gonna be B&N thriller pick Thank you to everyone who has shown my dark family crime drama some love "Everything burns"...

Either Nic Cage or Nick Cassavetes in Face/Off

I watched Days of Heaven tonight. What a beautiful film. I should have bought this 4K when it came out a couple years ago.

Damn. I guess I have to knock Bob down to my third favorite Dylan 1. Jakob 2. His kid that directed “How High” 3. Bob

I guess the solution AI came up with to not put too many fingers on is just to pretend women don’t have hands

Letterboxd classifies all kinds of shorts, tv specials and oddities as “films” so you can’t take the actual number seriously but I find it fascinating that both Gene Hackman and Robert Redford get credit for 118 on there.

Got my @criterion.bsky.social flash sale haul. I went a little more nuts than normal.

I like Wes Anderson moves fine and love a few of them but they wouldn’t make for the most exciting podcast series. Tony Scott movies might not be as consistent but they would undoubtedly be more fun to listen to people talk about.

If you’re gonna be hopeless you might as well be the most hopeless. That’s my motto and also why I am a Twins fan.

Thursday’s forecast is my fault because I moved the snowblower behind the lawn mower in my garage. Oops.

His father is actually musical legend Shawn Mullins, whose hit song “Lullaby” everyone calls “Rockabye.”

The top 10 box office movies of 1972 is a wild list. 1. Perhaps the greatest film ever made. 2. A seminal 70’s disaster movie. 3. A Barbra Streisand/Ryan O’Neal screwball comedy. 4. A Hicksploitation movie with major stars. 5. The movie with the gif everyone thought was Zach Galifianakis.

lol. That was the first full game I’ve watched all season.

Being the first number one seed to blow a 15 point halftime lead would be such a proud achievement for Duke.

Sports watching music.

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

It’s hard to tell which one of us is more fired up to watch our first full college basketball game of the season

it’s wild how much of the chattering class is invested in the idea that the democrats need a center-right stephen miller www.politico.com/news/magazin...

I like to show my dog videos of her acting nuts when she thinks we’re going to the dog park (we are) in hopes that she learns some self respect. It hasn’t worked yet but maybe some day.

Summer of ska incoming @fatassets.bsky.social

Angie Craig NFT holders can use multiple “Laken Riley Act” juices on a single expression of gratitude to ICE.

What do Burger King and the Minnesota Twins have in common?