still figuring out if insurance will cover it, but in the meantime it'd mean the world if you'd consider: 1. picking up my latest game "The Vatican Stole the Menorah and We're Going to Steal Back": jumpgategames.itch.io/tvstmawgtsib 2. or a 20% bundle of all my other games: itch.io/s/176257/jum...

drinking a really nice aged ripe puer today - a little light and woody for a ripe, but super smoothed out from the aging ("Early 2000s" TianDiRen 7262 via LiquidProust)

man watching football sucks. pass interference ? id rather be getting. ass interference. on my butt

Here’s to 2026

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

was really confused why the Fenway bowl announcer was yelling about god on the broadcast until I figured out it was just this kid's actual first name

MasonHeintschel.exe has stopped responding

Pitt football was built in a lab to play stupid bowl games that are hugely entertaining to neutrals and that make Pitt fans want to die

live military bowl reaction

two footballs stand before you. one only tells the truth; the other only lies. you are a player in the 2025 Military Bowl, and you do not know which ball you have been handed on this snap. what do you do

FUCK IT, BALL DOES IN FACT LIE

live military bowl reaction

touchdown play that makes me say out loud "WHY DID THAT WORK" lmao

really funny for ECU to punt away from the guy who just muffed the last one imo. I'd just kick it straight at him and say "I bet you won't fuckin do it again"

catching up on @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social 40 for 40 on the train. up the poptarts

merry fucking christmas

Just in time for Jewish Christmas, we have a new TTRPG 🎲: The Vatican Stole the Menorah and We're Going to Steal it Back! TVSTMAWGTSIB is a dreidel-powered heist TTRPG about reclaiming the Temple menorah from the Vatican. Itchfunding a print run till Jan 1! 📆 🔗: jumpgategames.itch.io/tvstmawgtsib

omw to dyke up the extended family christmas eve

got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies

If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.

trying to explain how to open the bsky mobile app sidebar to an american: "okay, so imagine a hamburger"

get cuddled idiot

Five days until christmas: if you act fast and get quick shipping, there's still time to get Fleet and Fabricant in print, for yourself or your favourite horror-loving lesbian! Print here: www.amazon.com/dp/B0D5MLQG9... Digital also available here: itch.io/c/5017427/fl...

you already know what's up (steam sale rec thread is what's up) as always, i focus primarily on older, obscure, and just plain weird games, as big name titles don't need the help. so, onwards!

aged oolong time :) (2005 Tie Guan Yin from LiquidProust)

Remember to listen to some of your favorite music please. 🎶

lesbians love huddling together for warmth like woodland creatures

Tallahassee is such a great album i wish failed marriages were real

lesbians :)

"and you were a presence full of light upon this earth / and I am a witness to your life and to its worth" www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdPa...

lofi mountain goats songs to brew tea to on a snowy day (it's Snow Song)

im speaking to you directly. youre going to make it. youre going to make it through this year and the next year and the next and many many years after, so many years you forget about the times you thought you wouldnt. the clouds will part. go drink some water.

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going— SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti— SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

transgender is like coffee (do not microwave)

I haven't been posting about it but I have still been watching lots of trek! in fact I'm all the way up to season 2 of Strange New Worlds now! 😅 so I guess it's time to catch up on my "thoughts about Star Trek series" posting, starting with Discovery:

if it sucks, hit da bricks (fall flat on your back)

I have plenty of different teas at home, but I find myself always going back for more ripe puer in the winter - it's just a very warm and cozy type of tea ❄️

go dukes, fear the green wave, fuck bama

Go to bed; tired is stupid.

hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it

You can go home again, the General Temporal Theory asserts, so long as you understand that home is a place where you have never been.

got some cool FaB tokens from @optimisttcg.bsky.social (and a bonus sticker!)

just 3 hours left on all the official itch Black Friday sales, including this bundle with all my games in it!

Touch Booby Get Dizzy

one of these is gonna try to take Rialto and yeet itself into the Allegheny

so what's the over/under on a pittsburgh waymo hurling itself down a stair street and off a cliff

heard your mom has a big game today