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Honestly, I miss message boards. Where else are you going to get into an argument with a guy you've never met, who barely speaks the same language, who routinely pulls up things you said 7 years ago to prove he knows more about the SEGA Saturn than you? Where's the heart?

northernlion cruise sounds like heaven for straight tgirls just twirl your hair and go "yeah that obama impression is really spot on" with the most vocal fry you can muster and you're leaving with a husband and a combined $5k in the hole that's the kind of setup most couples in the 00s would die for

Going to become a tgirl rapper. Dropping bars like "Ate spicy chicken, had a bad poo, Still don't like men, And I'm missing you"

The funniest world is reading about the Winchester Mystery House is that the entire thing is made up buy one guy in 1967 but the "museum" can just print the legend. Its all because of the 1906 earthquakes, people just imaged their own colonial guilt onto things etc etc. Very funny.

Universal Basic Income isn't useful unless its unconditional universal basic income. If its not guarenteed, it becomes a yoke of manipulation. If its unconditional, it helps everybody - and anybody with more than they know what do with can help others. Tax the billionaires. Do it now.

Moog City 3: Mo' Moog, Mo' Problems

NASA isn't why the US doesn't have universal healthcare, or a social safety net. The US doesn't have those things because politicians with the power to provide them choose specifically not to (with varying levels of support from voters). Enthusiasm for human spaceflight doesn't drive that choice.

Me: What if the heat and cold miser were both woman and fucked The girl I'm talking to on taimi: add me on signal and send money Me: sorry I didn't respond for a month before btw I got suicidally depressed so I tried to move to the phillipines

do you think they'll call the witch in the alps game more political and woke than disco elysium because the main character is a woman

DOG COLUMBO (ALSO COLUMBO'S DOG): lemme just finish up this cat turd and i'll get outta your hair. the wife won't let me eat these in the house. fine by me; i like the outdoors. do you, sir? SNOOTY BRITISH SPANIEL: no DOG COLUMBO: and yet these flowerbed mulch paw tracks look an awful lot like yours

Ok look I talked with the others in our maoist reading group and they said its within the party line for you to forcefemme me and for us to frott our girl penises together and whatnot but its all based off some VERY dicey Little Red Book translations so we gotta do it quickly ok

never known of anybody who wasn't cool with trans people that wasn't a huge fucking loser

The really weird thing about Hunter: The Vigil is that its proof Chuck Wendig used to be able to write before he got hit in the head and it mangled his brain into a pudding-like sludge.

I think its funny that they're trying to have Hunter: The Reckoning come back when The Vigil is like straight up better. Like VTM 5e was so bad it caused an international incident but at least you can argue VTM as a whole has stuff Requiem doesn't do better. Vigil straight up is better though.

You’ll survive but you’ll be funnier in ways that worries people

I miss Paul, the canonical love interest of Mary Jane Watson... they've done you dirty my beautiful cuck king...

largest folder on computer: 'mr. show ocs'. largest sub-folder within that folder: 'protestant museum curator who keeps getting beaten to death by greek anarchists'

Saw a very funny intersection of people who say stuff about like not watching Westerns or WWII movies because of their pretty dreadful political socio-political histories but also just fucking love Warhammer 40k or w/e

just because my cursed devil sword - the evil sword that has made me feared and infamous to all nations - won't go back into its sheath until it's tasted innocent blood, that doesn't mean you can tell me what to do with it. it's my fucking sword. i can unsheath it if i want. jesus christ

We need to have snap to cover based shooter games again. None of this psuedo cover bullshit. We used to be prompted to press A to get into cover behind a chest high wall or a pillar. I use to be able to cum.

Candy does seven things—it relieves your hunger, quenches your thirst, fills your stomach, cleans your teeth, makes you sleep, helps you digest, and colors your cheeks.

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Looked up the Marathon ost (not into the game but I'm curious what the soundtrack is like) and also found a podcast called "Escape Will Make Me Pod"

Denji will transition in part 3

i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health

*said like farm-to-table* Tongue to penis

Hi neighbor, sorry to bother you so late but my- well my big steel pipe I use to kill my trauma monsters? Yeah I kindaaaa dropped it and I was just wondering if you've seen it at all? I've just killed like a lot of trauma monsters with it haha. Oh, I get it, no worries, just let me know if turms up.

hey sorry I came in you last night, I just saw Rich Evans home on screen on the rlm video we used so I mean. I can't be blamed here.

Placeholder assets in a game should look obnoxiously temporary, so obvious that no one would mistake it for the final asset. In past games we've used the doge dog (rip) as an icon, hot pink versions of characters, our CEO's head, etc. If you use a temp asset that seems passable, it may stay there.

This one darksynth musician has me blocked on like all social media platforms because I made fun of astrology like 6 years ago but thats ok, the beats are still good so I'll keep listening

I want to save Francine American Dad from Stan. She's so beautiful but the PIG doesn't appreciate her. Her touch would- oh sorry your honor, not guily, no contest, w/e. But as I was saying, lesbianism could save her. All the moments of joy she has are with other women. The fish drains her, you know.

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

Hello Kitty (tm) branded Monsterhearts

Seeing stuff about "mechsploitation" a lot on here lately and imo I just am deeply uninterested in the fetishes featured in stuff here but also I think it suffers the classic "the stuff youre ripping on ie og Gundam is better at talking about these things" and also "wants its cake and to eat it too"

scenario-based character generation

this is so funny. not a mystery. still thinking about oomf calling resident evil lore “antimatter kingdom hearts” its the truest shit ever posted

Not that I have any real projects out these days but often I think stuff I'm doing is about how all the social movements in my life/in America (hippies, punks, the mining out of leftist art spaces, anything with stuff like Occupy Wall Street etc etc) have failed to make any meaningful change

#gmtip I pass around a feedback form after each trpg session I run asking my players how they feel I can: -improve combat -better engage with their builds -keep them engaged the narrative going forward -involve the impact of their choices on the world -a last question that just says "handjob?"

They should have more actual play podcasts have some kind of behind the scenes drama the cast won't elaborate on but was obviously like really bad and interpersonally messy, its always really good internet detective bait

128th anniversary today of this rather important story appearing in the Lawrence Daily Journal, Kansas

Imagine a burger. A yummy, yummy hamburger. No, make that a cheeseburger, with the whole works and even some bacon. Comes with a side of fries and a milkshake too. Tantalizing, isn’t it? Well, it’s mine now. I stole your perfect thought meal. Yummy mmm munch munch tasty. Twilight Zone. Whatever.