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CORRECT and LOUDER

snowflake making it so that all columns are UPPERCASE in the query results is going to make migrating these reports even worse than originally planned. Oh my god.

Yasunori Nishiki:

you should also just use the real word because you are an adult and should know that cutesy euphemisms defang a lot of serious conversations also tag your nsfw and fetish art, and use alt text so mutes work

Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...

This is pretty on brand for me I feel.

homert simpsong

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

a reminder that its ok to bully corporations

that doesn't mean the minimum wage customer facing people. be nice to them. I promise you no one hates the corporation more than they do.

Happy Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Day.

Holding is such a bullshit flag. Good god.

Sanders has the pocket presence of a drunk bear.

Repost to anger our former band members and followers.

Someone should just click the mute button for Herbstreet.

BATTERY DADDY DEAL GO GO GO

Tom Brady is so bad at colour commentary. My god, he's just so boring.

Stop playing Fortnite.

I thought this was Quibi. I worked on the launch for that and it was hilariously disastrous so that's why I was confused.

How in the fuck is Tubi still a thing?

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Back on my bullshit it would seem.

As an example of the rising RAM prices, this is the RAM I purchased one year ago for my current desktop. And the current price... as a "Black Friday Deal".

Alrighty, ate two slices of pizza time to pop that pepcid.

been thinking about Xenoblade X DE recently.

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

PTFO collaborated with @msjpauly.bsky.social and @motherjones.com on an investigation into Riley Gaines. Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.” But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...

late birthday gift, i'll take it!

hey does anyone have any recommendations for tenant's rights lawyers in minneapolis?

We need your help! But let me explain why:

Josh what was that throw?

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

Artian Weapons are kinda lame, I think I understand that they wanted to address base MH entries usually not having hefty endgames, but I'm not down with weapon part farming that's an entirely separate system from actual monster parts, rather than enhancing the weapons you can already craft

roll the Gianmarco clip

the fallout right now with epstein emails and people being shocked at just how much people knew is pretty much why gawker existed

This also applies to the "enter the bios/select boot drive" key.

Sempre. CTRL+C+C+C+C+C CTRL+V

Idk why you would ever get the Steam Machine when you can get a six inch Tungsten cube instead. Fucking think people!!

Xenoblade Chronicles X (2015) by Monolith and Nintendo. Concept art by Takashi Kojo.

Like for Halloween?

Season 6 of The Americans.

Fatal Frame? WAT

in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said

the very nasty people of Avalanche have been very unfair and hurt our beautiful mako reactors which are so green, so beautiful, we love them, we're all going to see mother