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Live shots of Bradley Cooper and Kevin Hart right now, please.

Hello, My latest Patreon series is only for writer @kibblesmith.com. Please do not read it if you are not him. Thank you.

FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now? Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests? Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face

Slightly diminish a game. NFL Man Coverage

Slightly diminish a game. NBA Preserve

Sometimes, post game shows are hilarious.

Just a reminder... our leading QB for the entire history of the team is this dude...

Reminder: Ben Johnson told us he was going to beat Matt LaFluer twice. #BearDown #CheeseGrater

It's weird to see the Chicago Bears with a promising QB. We've typically had greats RBs, but now we have two great RBs, a great TE (Kmet is solid too, but better at blocking), and numerous WR options. Also, Caleb was just using a cheese grater while wearing a cheese grater hat on the post show.

I love the Bears. I remember bits and pieces of Super Bowl XX when I was 4. I love this team (Yes, I'm aware I'm rooting for laundry), but every time I get really hopeful, I remember how the 2022 season broke me and I just stopped watching midway through the season. Anyway, Bears Down!

Please please please let Philly win, so they can play the Bears at Soldier Field. I want Philly to lose at Soldier Field.

Go Bears. Fuck the Packers. Abolish ICE.

Chicagoans dont need to be professional to Packers fans we work with on monday.

That was our Super Bowl.

I love me a good Peanut Punch

The best part of watching Bears games at home is my wife constantly telling me, "Stop yelling. They can't hear you."

Prediction: Bears win by 2 and go 2/43 on fourth down conversions.

Every time you see a sports betting commercial, take a shot... I'm kidding. Don't do that. You'll be dead from alcohol poisoning before halftime.

Bear Down.

Damn you, @aewontv.bsky.social. How dare you combine all the things I love.

Im legally obligated, as the VP of @kingserpentico.bsky.social's Snakeman Industries, LLC. to say that Jon Cruz is an awful person and allegedly wont let people ride in the front seat of his car so it looks like he rides alone.

I had a nightmare that I was on LinkedIn. Please call the authorities. Thank you.

Hey. I slopped together a new free Patreon piece to go along with the @i-dontknowwhattodo.bsky.social podcast about some of my comedy character work from the stand up days. Enjoy?

Hey. I slopped together a new free Patreon piece to go along with the @i-dontknowwhattodo.bsky.social podcast about some of my comedy character work from the stand up days. Enjoy?

If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up. But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.

27 years ago today, my wife and I started dating. I feel old as hell.

Top games for 2026: Robocop Marvel Strike Force That's all I've played so far this year.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, I'm epilepsy.

That trickledown economics is going to kick in any day now, right?

Heads up. I've been a ghost for almost 12 hours, and it's great. Boo!

It's time for my New Year's Eve Awards.... You all win. Congrats.

The Midwest hits different.

"How dare they steal my slop which steals people's actual art!"

I'm ok with the Bears losing. It was a great game. I am very worried about Burden though. He was a beast tonight.

I'm pro-bandwagon Bears fans. I have more people to talk to about the team. I'm anti-gatekeepers. Also, I'm pro Babes of Wrath. There. That's everything you need to know about me.

AEW Worlds End crowd: "Packers suck! Me: "We've beaten them twice put of the last 12 times we've played them. Also, more of the Conglomeration please."

Update: My son bought Worlds End last night so he could watch at home while I was at the show. He fell asleep during the main event, so we watched this morning, and he was so excited MJF won. I think my son is a heel... Also, he went on an on about Mercedes saying the f word.

Final update from last night, @kingserpentico.bsky.social sent me my paycheck, it was a voucher for three hot dogs at NOW Arena.

I forgot to share my favorite picture from AEW Worlds End last night: MJF just hanging out here for a while.

Don't worry. I made it home safe. This is the latest I've been up in over a year.

I went to the urinal... a man walked up next to me and "woo'd" at me while I was peeing...

Someone tell me what's happening in the ring. #AEWWorldsEnd

Update on Stokley.

Chekhov's table. #AEWWorldsEnd