i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one

this guy's grift is getting ridiculous.

hold samus gently like hamburgr

ARCHIETHON 6 IS NOW LIVE AND SUPPORTING @pointofpride.org!! 🦜🌈 Stop on by all weekend and watch our passionate community members run all kinds of games! Today's opener is @lauriedbunnykins.fastestfurs.com with Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo, Any% NG+ (No Zips) 📺: twitch.tv/CelesteCommunity

musical hydra (every time i listen to an album from my backlog i find multiple new things i absolutely Have to hear)

i hate living in bavaria dog, im just tryna eat lunch and theres a brass band in the fucking cafeteria lmaoooooo

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

me

forest exploration (terminally animalistic) while listening to food house (terminally online)

yeah i'd like no seasoning with my nothingburger please

any album i rate a 9/10 passes the rabbids test (it must be better than the rabbids go home original soundtrack)

would you rather be unlimited bacon or would you rather be games. unlimited games. but no games

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

volcanogirl ashmoder constantly clouding the surrounding area in grey dust and specks

hey bbg are you my obsidian graph because damn girl you're barely comprehensible to neurotypical people

would ben simmons have stayed in the nba if he read the mind body prescription

We Gave The Last Red Coin to a Beautiful Woman and You're Way Too Shy to Ask For it

*removes a third layer of clothing to reveal yet another set of clothes underneath*

need a peacock girl to beat me to death

Some Fucking Nazi: *dies* People Who Accepted the Genocide of Gaza and Police Brutality and Murders of Trans and Queer People as Unavoidable Parts of Society and Insisted For Decades You Simply Must Shrug Off For the Sake of Some Imaginary Sense of Harm Reduction: violence is never acceptable

What is the most edible stage in Super Mario 64?

I can easily jump over this height これくらいの高さなら余裕ですっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆

i think there should be a month each year where all musical works are forced to sample the nutshack

Mark your calendars! 📆✍️ CelesteCommunity's annual ARCHIETHON charity marathon is taking place from October 24-26, benefitting @pointofpride.org! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Watch as Celeste community members showcase their (largely) non-Celeste speedruns for a great cause! Check the schedule over at archiethon.com !💙❤️💛🦜

"The experts thought we'd be good and we were actually dogshit so really, who is the idiot now" is an incredible post from an owner lmao

my favorite genre is good music, my least favorite genre is bad music

theres someone outside who has been blasting linkin park - what ive done at max volume on loop for the past three evenings the world is filled with wondrous quirks

went to the store

i feel like ive gained so much personality in the last few years its awesome

would ben simmons have stayed an all star if he read the inner game of tennis

they should make bananas that make u drunker

and now: - super metroid roomgrind -> any% for sub 50 - celeste all red berries for a pb? might as well while im not rusty - a bit of chess on the side?! - make music?!?!? so many things to do...

#BSGAnnual2025 was another unbelievable event! We raised an incredible €10,202, bringing our total to €100.000 for all our charities! A huge thank you to all the runners, volunteers, and attendees! We look forward to seeing you on the 17-24th of January!

utrecht netherlands i am no longer in you :c

woag bsg is awesome!!! i have so many new ppl to follow and watch and talk with now

Day 6 continues the excitement with a Need for Speed🏎️💨! Get it? Tune in at #BSGAnnual2025 and check out a day of fast paced games like Mega Man X ☄, Sonic CD💿 and Celeste🍓! 👉Stream & Full Schedule👈 www.twitch.tv/bsg_marathon bsgmarathon.com/schedule

they call me the factory

UTRECHT NETHERLANDS I AM IN YOU

UTRECHT NETHERLANDS I WILL BE IN YOU

im the type of person to denote a new era of their life with a new hairstyle

scrandle powerscaling

I've headcannoned that the light-square bishop in chess truly does not perceive any of the opposite squares but believes he sees the whole picture. He sees pieces appear and disappear and to him and that's just normal in Bishopworld. Poor guy doesn't know what he's missing on the dark squares.

"ueugh chess is so difficult" shut Up, you are literally on the same 8x8 square every time, that's so limiting. fire emblem on the other hand has a wide variety of maps, now there's a game that challenges the brain

spent all night drawing rika

they call me the microwave

"jump out of the gym" why dont you jump into my arms instead

Wembanyama? more like women-yeahimmagetsomepussy

getting clicked gotta feel good as hell for the cookie